Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out
Mar 29th, 2010 by 'holic
According to most pundits we are somewhere between a Rock And A Hard Place, following the two points lost at the weekend by facing Champions League holders Barcelona on Wednesday. No matter how much they try to Paint It Black though, I’m not about to suffer my 19th Nervous Breakdown. (You’re all ahead of me, aren’t you!)
The Last Time we played the Catalans we put up a very Respectable fight after the first-half dismissal of Mad Jens. However, I Can’t Get No Satisfaction from the fact we managed to grab the lead through Sol Campbell, only to be Shattered when, following a rare pair of Thierry Henry misses, Barcelona struck twice in the last thirteen minutes and we ran Out Of Time.
In the Voodoo Lounge afterwards I very much doubt that I was the only Fool To Cry, but It’s All Over Now. Ever since that Champions League Final I have been waiting for the Emotional Rescue that a rematch could provide. This time around I so want us to grab that lead again, and Not Fade Away.
Team news is a bit thin on the ground. The main press conferences are tomorrow afternoon. We do know however, that Barca have lost the services of their Street Fighting Man, Iniesta. Unlucky cules, you will have to Get yer Ya-Ya’s Out, or your Yaya at least. The brother of Kolo Toure will surely get the vacant berth. (What do you mean, contrived?)
You Can’t Always Get What You Want, but I finally got my Sticky Fingers on a ticket today, so I will be at the Grove Under Cover Of The Night. In preparation I am aiming to have a Ruby Tuesday, and I’m hoping it will be Hot Stuff. I doubt I will have time for much more than a Beggars Banquet on Wednesday. Maybe I will find some Goats Head Soup somewhere in Blackstock Road.
Will the Tumbling Dice fall in our favour on Wednesday? Who knows, but we will not be lacking support. That is for sure. If you are going Let’s Spend The Night Together belting out all the old favourites, like We Love You Arsenal. Let’s really get Out Of Our Heads!
Until tomorrow, ‘holics.
39 Responses to “Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out”
Pained.
Yer ‘holic a wee bit trife aye?
brilliant
Careful me and detrg23,
You’ll only Start Me Up again. ๐
I hope it won’t be my fault, but I have a feeling that, after the game, you will, in this very site, sound like a Midnight Rambler.
Cheers, ‘holic, mine’s a brandy tonight.
Heh heh @Holic, I won’t be able to Get Off My Cloud if we win. ๐
Awful. Just awful.
Got140 miles to drive home afterwards : so it’s black coffee for me , with” Brown Sugar” of course.
Thanks James.
You know It’s Only Rock’n’Roll, But I Like It ๐
I’ll tell you what ‘Holic, come Wednesday, Wild Horses couldn’t drag me away from my television screen. But any result other than an Arsenal win will be a real Bitch.
Absolutely effin brilliant. We’ll never be their Beast of Burden, that’s for sure.
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Awesome ‘holic – you’ve cheered me up no end! I was a tad depressed after reading ‘Yesterdays Papers’ but ‘It’s All Over Now’.
I’ll take my customary Guinness if you please, bartender.
Silly as it may seem I would like to see us play Barca at their own game, one we are very good at. Play tight, short passes on the ground, you know the 1.2.3 bang type football.Forget the crosses ,we`re no good at it and only give them the ball. I`d be playing the footballers like Eduardo, Vela , Rosicky, Fabregas, Nasri, Diaby, supported by Eboue, Campbell, Vermaelen, Clichy and Song . The impact players, Arshavin, Bendtner and Walcott can warm the bench along with Sagna. Any I`ve missed can watch it on TV like me.
One last thing. Give Almunia a triple scotch just before the game, he will go where angels fear to tread.
hahahaha! I love that headline. Headline of the year.
I cannot think of a time when I have seen a link on newsnow and burst into laughter.
Get your ya ya’s get your ya ya’s get your ya ya’s out for the lads!
get your ya ya’s out for the lads!
Good one Holic, you seemed to have made a lot of friends from midlands in your last post ๐
Anyway it wont be an easy evening but the lads will need our support, let’s make The Emirates the loudest if has ever been!
Brilliant post ‘Holic. I was wondering whether Wenger will man mark Messi. I think ‘One Hit to the Body’ might put him out of the game. Still either way we should just say ‘Come On’ the Arsenal. ‘We Love You.’ Lets make those Catalonians feel ‘2000 Light Years from Home.’
Haha! Thanks for the laugh,’Holic.
You really cheered me up. It was badly needed, man. Thanks again.
Oh come on!
Hahaha Love it
There will be no sympathy for the devil
Like you, I felt Stripped after Manuel flapped at the ball like it was Poison Ivy, but I’ll be Happy if we give Barca some Hot Stuff and have them leave the Emirates Shattered.
You’re posts are Like A Rainbow, ‘holic. Something colourful for me please.
And I don’t mean the language.
It’s Tuesday n still feeling FLAT. My optimism and hope is really draining me out BUT, I love you Arsenal, I DO!! Come On, Get In and Paint them BLACK!!!
Pity the game’s not on Tuesday, Ruby. I’d be able to watch it live.
You could have got torn and frayed in there easily
Personally Iโm still living in the Memory Hotel and, although this season does seem to be rather Black and Blue, especially from Ramboโs perspective unfortunately, Iโm hoping the team will Shine A Light on the last day.
Hopefully weโll all have a chance to Rip this Joint at the Grove against Barca and that Messi will prove to be a Turd On The Run.
Hopefully we will see the totts Coming Down Again and not getting to the CL, whilst we are proclaiming Star Star as TV heads home the EPL winner against Fulham.
In closing I would implore our defence to Stop Breaking Down and for Arshavin to Shine A Light in attack โ you know you can do it AA โand the team in general to Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo(nโt be a) Heartbreaker this year.
I could go on but itโs probably not a good idea.
p.s. was Sammy Nelson a Child Of The Moon?
If Fawlty slips up again he’ll feel ‘The back of my hand’. As our last encounter with Barca proved ‘You can’t always get what you want’, however if we Messi up again this whole blog will be ‘Running for mother’s little helper’.
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Memo From Turner; your clock seems to be off BST again – I wouldn’t want The Under Assistant West Coast Man to get on your case again but we have gone past the time of the Midnight Rambler and you’re still showing 23.00 +.
Can we try the Beatles next?
Thank god you’re on our side ‘holic.
I was Coming Down Again after the draw at the weekend, but it’s spring now, not Winter—let’s hope for a flawless display from the boys!!
I’ll have a Maker’s Mark and ginger if you can find any bourbon over there in England boss!
C’mon Arsenal, C’mon Arsenal, C’mon Arsenal !
Lets get ‘er done Wednesday boys
Whats with the Elvis song at the Emirates?
I know its only rock n roll but I like it!
The little red rooster (Arshavin) is overdue for a class performance. Up the Gunners!
Actually came on to write a serious comment but now I’m feeling a bit Angie-ous looking at all the puns in the other drinks
Should be a preview up tonight for the serious, nervous, downright petrified ๐
Looking forward to your preview later ‘holic, always a good read, that calms a jittery gooner here in the lowlands.
I’ll have a Cider in the mean time, not too many I wouldn’t want to suffer from gas, gas, gas.
Any kind of good result tomorrow will have me jumpin’ like Jack Flash.
’till later
Cheers.
Looks like Le Boss will decide if Cesc will be on the first team sheet tomorrow, however the GOOD nes is that Gallas is back in th team and should play.
Come on you roaring GOONERS!!!
Waiting for this game is BECOMING A BEAST OF A BURDEN and im just hoping that Wenger dosent make his BIGGEST MISTAKE by turning up in a BLACK LIMOUSINE whilst snorting BROWN SUGAR and watching LADY JANE undress so he can get some SATISFACTION,
If cesc is fit to Play that would solve his JIGSAW PUZZLE as he is our KING BEE from ANOTHER LAND and up till today TIME WAS ON OUR SIDE but apparently TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE as he is still a bit TORN AND FRAYED whilst he may have lost TO MUCH BLOOD, UNDER THE THUMB and is now on the VENTILATOR BLUES,
But im sure the Arsenal will Adminester some ROUGH JUSTICE on the night ๐
Just hope Almunia has his Sticky Fingers on.