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Over Land And Sea, And Bolton

Jan 31st, 2012 by 'holic

Well, we don’t go to Leicester any more, do we? We need to freshen our songs up, much as we needed to freshen the squad up in January. We have some impressive ‘like a new signing‘s coming back, but as I start this preview the only new blood is destined to pep our our ailing reserves by the look of it. Still, let me offer a warm ‘holic welcome to Thomas Eisfeld from Dortmund who has slotted in like a modern day Alberto Mendez.

The new month will start with us up north on a very Eisy feld indeed. Bolton, on a Wednesday night in sub-zero temperature, will tell us a great deal about the desire and fabled ‘mental strength’ of our side. It is the final visit to the pie-munching trilogy after we scored four at Wigan and conceded four at Blackburn. It is a game that on paper should yield a result, but sometimes the paper can be torn up under such circumstances.

I have to say if all that sounds a little gloomy it isn’t meant to. I’m just preparing an escape route should we run into a dead-end. The events of Sunday should have raised the feel-good factor and the likely return of Bacary Sagna and Mikel Arteta, two ‘like a new signing‘s, should add to that level of confidence. Kieran Gibbs started training again today and hopefully will be available to swell that number of nearly-new faces by Saturday.

Before I check on the Bolton news I shall dive into the latest deadline day speculation. The latest news centres around Northampton Town, Crystal Palace, Huddersfield Town, Lincoln City, and Watford. With five Premiership games kicking off it is looking unlikely there will be any further movement for us before eleven, but we shall see.

Now the main Bolton news concerns a new signing who cannot make his Trotters debut against us. Following on from Jack Wilshere’s spell at the Reebok a couple of years back, we have loaned Ryo Myaichi to our next opponents. That should be a good move for him, as they will surely be able to give him more games than we can at the moment, being behind Theo Walcott and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in the pecking order. A relegation battle was the making of Jack, and hopefully Ryo will toughen up over the coming four months.

The home side may even benefit from the loss of Cahill to Chelsea. He spent the first half of the season looking like a player who had his eyes on being elsewhere. The Coyle effect seems to be growing as they recover from a diastrous start. The agricultural Robinson and Kevin Davies are likely to start on what will be a very cold bench indeed. In January Bolton got out of the bottom three by defeating both Merseyside clubs and advanced to the fifth round of the FA Cup by beating the impressive Swansea at the weekend.

We have turned the tables on them to a degree, by becoming their bogey club in recent seasons, but lest we forget the one stain on that formbook came in this corresponding fixture last season, when our fading title challenge was effectively ended by a last minute Cohen header.

Before I reveal the destination of the ‘holic pound I’ll just double check there is no unexpected transfer news to bring you. Grimsby have signed someone from Hayes and Yeading, and York have signed someone from Sheffield United. It looks as though Harrods has shut for the night leaving the footballing equivalent of Aldi and Lidl to snaffle what trade is about.

So, the all important nugget. A potentially tight and dour battle is looming, but I have to fancy us to win it. It’s part of the job description. I fancy us for maybe 0-2, and you will need to shop around for 8′s or 9′s against that. I’ll have a little back up with Gunners Gaming on a draw at half-time with us winning in the second-half at 7/2.

To those hardy souls making the trip, wrap up warm and take the large hip flask with you. I think you’ll be doing a lot of jumping, clapping and singing just to keep warm. For once, I am not all that jealous being an old fella with thin blood! For the rest of you, good luck with that stream hunt. I’ll have a battery of machines up hunting down the action here.

Take care ‘holics.

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293 Responses to “Over Land And Sea, And Bolton”

  1. on 31 Jan 2012 at 8:51 pm1zicoinexile

    Any beer?

    Now to read.

  2. on 31 Jan 2012 at 8:56 pm2zicoinexile

    OK, I’ll get them in then.

    Guinness for you and me, Holic.

    I agree, it will be interesting to see what side of Arsenal turn up tomorrow night – an energised performance from the off, like we put on at the start of the second half on Sunday is required, and for 90 minutes. If we could deliver that on a consistent basis, I would be very confident for what is left to play for.

    The big question is, will Owen Coyle wear shorts tomorrow night. We’re made of stern stuff up here, you know. :-)

  3. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:03 pm3Spartacus

    Leave it out boys.

    I’m Spartacus. And so’s my sister.

  4. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:05 pm4zicoinexile

    Heh, Spartacus,

    I’m going to hazard a guess and suggest you’re not Spartacus, you’re a very naughty boy. Or Dr C. ;-)

  5. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:06 pm5Goonerholic

    Funny thing is zico it is going to be warmer in Bolton than down here in the south west tomorrow night. Good job we’re not playing Plymouth!

  6. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:06 pm6Bearded Gooner

    Make that three of the balck stuff. It will brilliant to have the spaniard back in the middle. Also I imagine AA will get a start as Arsene tries to restore some of his confidence in an environment that is less hostile towards him then the Emirates.

  7. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:07 pm7Bearded Gooner

    * black stuff
    * than

    Apologies…

  8. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:09 pm8Mr C

    Holic

    I’m scared of Dr Z and his mysterious powers….. ;(

  9. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:10 pm9Goonerholic

    Interesting point, Bearded. On reflection you may have a point there.

  10. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:10 pm10Goonerholic

    Dr Z is all-seeing, Mr C. ;-)

  11. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:12 pm11A Coward

    Cheers for the heads up Dr Z – busy fighting off the Roman cohorts in the last drinks :wink:

    Nice post Holic . Alberto Mendez eh ! Good player , looked good in The League Cup for a couple of games and then sunk without trace . Think he suffered a bad injury , but might be wrong .

    Hope that that dunderhead Davies isn’t around to maim anyone tomorrow .

    3-0 to the Arse tomorrow .

    Beers all round .

    As a southern softie , it is my deeply held belief that managers should be banned from wearing shorts .

  12. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:12 pm12Joshua

    When the real Spartacus shows up, it will be like a new signing.

  13. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:13 pm13takeabowson

    Whoops , 11 was me . As I said I was busy proclaiming that I wasn’t Spartacus in the last drinks .

  14. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:14 pm14zicoinexile

    Just picking up the slack, whilst our resident Seer sits his exam ;-)

  15. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:16 pm15Goonerholic

    Can’t believe we didn’t sign that cunt from Hayes & Yeading, whoever he was ;-)

  16. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:17 pm16Catalan Gunner

    I can’t believe I actually went back to confirm my suspicion that TaBS was A Coward! A very slow night….

    Good news – I was right.

    Bad news – you outed yourself before my moment of insightfulness and general all round genius.

    Curses.

  17. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:20 pm17takeabowson

    Heh :)

  18. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:21 pm18Wolfgang Smallballs

    Who’s “outed” themselves ?

  19. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:22 pm19Catalan Gunner

    Seriously DrZ, I typed 3 sentences….. how did you do it??

    Impressive.

  20. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:28 pm20zicoinexile

    Catalan, since I’m Spartacus, I knew it couldn’t be you ;-)

  21. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:31 pm21Geoff

    Funny how your mind can play tricks. However, the only players to get clubbed with serious injuries in the Bolton v Arsenal fixture in recent years have been Bolton players! Ivan Campo broken foot being the most serious but Mark Davies was brutally attacked by your ex skipper Gallas 2 years ago. Also, how on earth is old “sharp elbows” Van Persie cleared to play tomorrow after that thuggish attack against Villa?

  22. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:36 pm22Catalan Gunner

    Give over Geoff, your Mr Davies would have been ashamed by RVP’s “sheiilding”. Don’t buy into the Meeja lies….

    Say what you want about Willie boy, though…. :)

  23. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:37 pm23Catalan Gunner

    But Geoff – why even bring it up??

    Was there anything said in the Blog against Bolton???

  24. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:37 pm24zicoinexile

    Kevin Davies is to football what Iain Dowie is to the catwalk…..

  25. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:44 pm25takeabowson

    Fighting talk Geoff :)

    Didn’t think there was much wrong with RVP’s challenge at the weekend . The Villa player went in very low , the elbows weren’t raised particularly .

    As for injuries , Diaby (who else?) got done at the Ems a couple of seasons back against Bolton .

    Feel they are much improved in that regard since Coyle took over though .

  26. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:49 pm26takeabowson

    Chelsea nick a point in the last min of injury time . Bollocks !

  27. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:58 pm27Goonerholic

    I think we can safely assume Geoff is not our Geoff. Welcome nonetheless old son. Pull up a chair and munch on your five a day meat and potato pies with us…

  28. on 31 Jan 2012 at 9:58 pm28GoonerTerry

    I am happy about Ryo going to Bolton – He will get additional education in the rough & tumble of the real world of football. I happen to like Owen Coyle and would love if he was the assistant of Le Boss at the Arsenal – as long there wasn’t a chance of him eventually take over that is…

    * grabs my coat a runs out of the bar *

  29. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:00 pm29GoonerTerry

    What two Geoffs??!!! wtf…

  30. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:00 pm30zicoinexile

    GoonerTerry, @ 28

    Never trust a tee-total Scotsman ;)

  31. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:03 pm31Goonerholic

    By the way Geoff, talking of selective memory, the last bad tackle in this fixture was effectively a career-ender.

    Remember this cunt?

  32. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:06 pm32Wind

    Zico @ 20, now I did NOT see that coming :)

  33. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:08 pm33Wind

    ‘Holic @ 331, that clip shows up hypocrisy at its max from Wandering Geoff, I’m sorry, but I had to say it.

  34. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:11 pm34Wind

    That clip @ 31*
    Getting ahead of myself I see :) :oops:

    Oh yeah, many thanks ‘Holic, a certain soft squishy (easy lads ;) ) ‘package’ with my name on it was lying on my sitting room tableunder a few letters when I got in, because its deadline day I haven’t opened it but come 11pm, its on :)

  35. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:18 pm35Austrian Gooner

    Jesus that table does not look good viewing tonight a must win tomorrow I feel

  36. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:22 pm36Goonerholic

    Excellent, Wind.

    Post a pic ;-)

  37. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:24 pm37Austrian Gooner

    13 points behind the LWC’s and no signings hope that gamble pays off

  38. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:30 pm38Snir Geuli

    How is it possible we haven’t released anyone?

    Who do you think won’t be registered?

  39. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:31 pm39Charlie

    Win the next four league games and that gap will be halved with two months to go. And the lack of signings is not a gamble, it’s an inevitability of the January transfer window.

  40. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:33 pm40GoonerTerry

    Snir @ 38: Doesn’t the new signing replace Ryo?

  41. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:37 pm41Wind

    Doesn’t look like we’ll be bringing anyone else in, we’ll be making do with who’ve we’ve got then…

  42. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:39 pm42True Storey

    Evening ‘Holic & ‘Holics.

    *Checks News Now…. nothing*

    Yes, welcome our Young F*cking German, hope to see you in the first XI sometime soon and try to keep yourself out of that impressive medical facility at LC.

    *Checks SSN…. nothing*

    And to echo ‘Holic again, good luck to TTF tomorrow. Layers of thermals and regular swigs from the hipflask sounds like sensible advice to me

    *Checks Arseblog News Live…. nothing*

    So, will the inimitable regular ‘And Lester’ now become ‘And Bolton’? Have to say I prefer the original ;-)

    *Checks Twitter…. nothing*

    Best of Japanese to young Ryo. If Owen can do to you what he did to Jack (easy Clive), then I can’t wait to see you back at the HoF.

    *Checks BBC Football Gossip…. nothing*

    A round of drinks please Mr.Barman for all in the bar. I’ll have a warming single malt. Cheers all!

  43. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:39 pm43GoonerTerry

    Football isn’t like real life – you can’t just go out and buy something new to make yourself feel better! Trust Wenger, its better than sitting there driving yourself crazy…

  44. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:45 pm44True Storey

    Hello Austrian @ #37. Suggest you forget about the LWCs for now and rejoice in the fact that the team placed fourth dropped another 2 points tonight.

    If we win tomorrow and Saturday, we’ll be level on points before the mob from The Bus Stop entertain Yanited who, I think, are now looking good for The League with b*gger all else to distract them.

    Maureen to replace The Pink Panther anyone?

  45. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:48 pm45Charlie

    I know it sounds stupid to be cheering on their equally hideous rivals, but I really hope City wind up winning nothing this year. Whatever happens with us, City falling to pieces and being trophyless would give me a laugh at least.

  46. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:48 pm46Wind

    Have to say, just saw a glimpse of the old Nasri on MotD, Thunderbolt against the crossbar against Everton, but then I saw the current Na$ri blast it into row J, must of had money on the brain in the 2nd half.

    And :lol: at the fan who chained himself to the goalpost at Goodison Park, that’s a lifetime ban and a court date methinks.

    +, that was one fat deflection on Gibson’s shot, Shaft must of turned his head for a quick second ;)

  47. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:52 pm47Snir Geuli

    No. Ryo is under 21 and therefore not part of the 17 non-hg over 21 players.

  48. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:52 pm48Steve T

    Ooh aah Thomas Eidfeld.19, no one had heard of him, bags and bags of potential, no.first team experience. Why, because he has been injured. Oh yes, he is so tailor made for us that he has Arsenal tattooed on his arse.

    I just hope and pray that RVP and Woj stay fit. The potential ramifications scare me shittless.

    Tomorrow is one of many must win games. End of really.

    Come on TS. Cheer me up with some music. Let’s have a mini modfest.

  49. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:53 pm49andy

    Free the Hleb 13.

  50. on 31 Jan 2012 at 10:56 pm50andy

    Wrong way around.. anyone want him?

  51. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:01 pm51snowy

    Evening folks. A sneaky back drink reveals some top work from all the usual suspects — thank you all for a laugh or two on an otherwise throughly dull Taxreturn Deadline Day.

    Any other news then? No? Oh…

    I’ll get back to digging out some Arctic Training gear for the trip north tomorrow then *shivers*

    A round of nice heartwarming Jagerbombs is in order I think ;-)

  52. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:04 pm52Dr Disorder

    Jagerbombs?

    Yes please. 2!

  53. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:16 pm53zicoinexile

    Snowy,

    Wear your rugger shorts ;)

  54. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:16 pm54Goonerholic

    Good man, snowy.

    Have a great trip.

  55. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:21 pm55Brendan

    Interesting that Goal.com reported that or new boy Thomas wished to leave Dortmund because he was behind certain players in the pecking order. The last player of those listed is Mustafa Amini who is currently on loan to the Central Coast Mariners * a bourbon and cola to whoever works out which league they reside in*

    As I get to see Mustafa week in and week out it does not bode well for young Thomas’ future if indeed that was his reason for leaving!

    Anyway hoping that we beat Bolton and close the gap on Chelski. As per usual a great post ‘Holic and well done in putting Geoff back in his box.

  56. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:28 pm56Matt

    @Brendan: I read that’s because he got long injury spells and lost his top spot.

    @Steve T: Every game is a must-win game indeed. That’s the mentality that got the team out of the slump at the start of the season and hopefully they’ll get back into it starting tomorrow.

    Citeh’s loss at Everton is bad news. First for Mancini who’s about to learn why being level with United in the second half of the season is not a position you want to be in to win the title. And then for everyone when Mourinho will take over and be given the 200M he “needs” to make the squad competitive.

  57. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:31 pm57Wind

    I’m saddened to see Moneky Boy was devestating against Wigan today. :(

  58. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:32 pm58Steve T

    Matt. Agree 100% re Mourinho going to Citeh. I will be surprised if the deal is not already as good as done.

  59. on 31 Jan 2012 at 11:33 pm59snowy

    ‘holic @ 54 – thank you Guvnor – I will do my best :-)

    zico @ 53 – rugger shorts? Those were hung up for good after the ‘incident’ that occasioned my exit from professional Rugby League and subsequent relocation and entry into a witness protection programme. But that’s a story for another day clearly…

    *shivers again and agrees with Dr Disorder that two Jagerbombs represents the only way forward on the ‘shorts’ front at this time of year…*

  60. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:08 am60Snir Geuli

    I’m still waiting to see who will be missing from tomorrow’s list…

  61. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:17 am61Steve T

    Well the won’t be any new additions Snir. That is for sure.

  62. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:19 am62behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Brendan, Do the Central Coast Mariners play in the Australian League?

  63. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:21 am63behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Re: TS @42, A warming single malt sounds like just the thing. Don’t mind if I do the same. :)

  64. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:23 am64behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Re: Dr. Z @24: That is harsh!

  65. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:40 am65behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    ‘holic, Here’s to the large hip flask and the intrepid punt on the 0-2. May it come true and may Mertesacker, Koscielny, Song and company do all it takes to preserve that all-important clean sheet. Up the arse. Ahem, I mean Arse. ;)

  66. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:44 am66Snir Geuli

    Steve – It has nothing to do with new additions…

    We had to release one player to make room for TH.

  67. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:48 am67bird

    & 58, Steve T

    If Mourinho to Ci eh is indeed a done deal, we might as well put a cheeky bid in for Balotelli. Being born an Inter fan, I know those two bear differences (and similarities) that make the possibility of working together seem a bit difficult.

    Cin-cin

  68. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:56 am68Brendan

    Behind The Eight Ball spot on. The kid has talent but surely our new German boy should be better than him injury or not.

    Bourbon and cola at the bar for u

  69. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:22 am69Snir Geuli

    For FUCKS’ SAKE!!!!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2094673/Jack-Wilshere-injured-season.html

  70. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:24 am70Snir Geuli

    Trev, CG – How can a person suffer an additional stress fracture on his ankle if he hasn’t put much pressure on it (i.e full training)??

    Yes, now I AM asking about Jack…

  71. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:48 am71behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Just a lucky guess, Brendan, although we do get some A-league games on our local cable package if you are willing to stay up until 3 in the morning, so maybe one of the adverts stuck in my memory. Cheers!

  72. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:50 am72behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Why is it a “disaster” for LJW to miss the second half of the season if it wasn’t a disaster for him to miss the first half? By that I mean, we should be able to secure a CL berth without him if other things go our way. The important thing is he gets better and is able to play next season. :(

  73. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:57 am73Snir Geuli

    I have to say that first it sounds weird to me that he suffered an additional stress fracture from light training only (the only pressure he put on the ankle, the other was on the anti-gravity treadmill which doesn’t put pressure on the ankle…).

    2 stress fractures on the same ankle when the second stress fracture was caused by light training only is quite scary to me…

    That sounds like a Diaby like ankle to me…

    I’m officially worried…

  74. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:27 am74behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Why haven’t we signed this guy yet? I figure he can do this at least once every other game. Also, who decided to call this a scorpion kick??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkT6eGEcsY

  75. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:52 am75North Bank Ned

    SG@73: it is possible. Either compensating for the first stress fracture could have changed his footfall so putting is ankle under unfamiliar stress, or he could have been doing too much too soon – not inconceivable given his desire to start playing again. Worse thing would be rushing back for the Euros and then breaking down again there.

  76. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:06 am76Snir Geuli

    NBN – I get what you’re saying, but what kind of pressure did he put on the ankle?

    I mean, he was either in the gym lifting weights or on the anti-gravity treadmill which is supposed to negate the whole pressure on ankle thing…

    When he wasn’t rehabbing he had a boot on so minimal pressure was exerted on the ankle…

  77. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:18 am77North Bank Ned

    SG@76: hard to answer you without knowing exactly where the second fracture has occurred, and whether it is an old problem deactivated or something completely new.

  78. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:19 am78North Bank Ned

    Oops …old problem REactivated..

  79. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:12 am79North Bank Ned

    So is Eisfeld insurance cover in case Wilshere turns out to be stricken with the Diabys or Ramsey idoesn’t turn out as hoped, or just someone bought for £450,000 who will be turned into a £20 million sale in three years time?

  80. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:23 am80SlaSh

    @NBN

    I wish what happened with Diaby’s career is never repeated with anyone else, let alone LJW. And I do believe Ramsey will be a proper legend, people forget quite easily this is like his breakthrough season. Sure he has to iron out some stuff but he is only 20!!

    Eisfeld is one of those cheap punts that AW loves so much, you never know if he’ll turn out to be the next Cesc (highly improbable) or the next Wellington. Although it looks as if his last gamble ,Joel Campbell, might work.

  81. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:33 am81North Bank Ned

    SS@80: I am a great fan of Ramsey. I have said in earlier drinks that he is similar to Ray Parlour in that it may take a lot of people a long time to realize quite how good he is. I’ve also mentioned that if he was scoring goals we would unquestionably be saying that this was his breakthrough season. Fingers crossed for Jack. We all want a long and healthy career for him as an Arsenal great. Campbell has promise, no doubt.

  82. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:39 am82SlaSh

    Agree 100% regarding Ramsey.

    But am shit scared about LJW’s ankle. Is it confirmed that the setback is a stress fracture?

  83. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:54 am83North Bank Ned

    Question for the bar: are any of the top Premiership sides significantly stronger post-transfer window, in terms of the rest of this season anyway? Saha gives the Spuds some extra squad depth but the sale of Pavlyuchenko makes that a wash. Man City, too, get some midfield cover with Pizarro, but Chelsea and ManU bought for the future, much as we did with Eisfeld. To my mind, our relative position hasn’t really slipped. If anyone was a big winner, it was QPR, but somehow if we had signed Zamora or Djibril Cisse I don’t think I would have been been turning cartwheels and saying our striker problems were solved.

  84. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:05 am84North Bank Ned

    No official word on Jack that I’ve seen. His last tweet, on the 27th, said he had had a setback but didn’t know how bad. The PL injuries list has him down as ‘no return date’.

    Btw, ManU really are a load of old crocks. Thirteen playerson the injury list, including first wo choice keepers.
    http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

  85. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:55 am85SlaSh

    I would guess that spuds are the most strengthened team (relatively) after the transfer window. Saha is much better that Pav as a backup and they also bought that despicable Ryan Nelsen, who will also be an OK squad player to have.

    But it seems as if all the top 6 teams have kept faith in their original season squad this post winter season.

    ManU do seem to have an awful number of players injured, only regret is that total number of long term injuries is few.

    As for LJW i would rather have him sit out his whole season than make a comeback late in the season. You never know he might get picked for the Euro.

  86. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:08 am86SlaSh

    this* whole season

  87. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:57 am87iLars

    Great post as always, Holic.

    Work will keep me occupied for most of the day and I need to be off rather sharpish so no time for a long drink. Will say though that until I hear official confirmation I take the LJW injury scare to be bollocks in the hope that it is.

    Great work by all the usual suspects in the last hours of the transfer deadline malarky, and welcome back Top Man Snowy – we’ve seen far too little of you these past few weeks!

    Right, time to down the last of my morning tea and then bugger off to work. Up the Arse!

  88. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:46 am88zicoinexile

    Heh, Top Man Snowy @ 59

    Not so Heh at Wilshere rumour – are we cursed, or what?

  89. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:52 am89Esso

    Cheers for Post ‘holic. The Wilshere ‘story’ has yet to be confirmed anywhere outside of the Daily Nazi.

  90. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:29 am90zicoinexile

    Fair enough Esso,

    it’s just that of all the rumours that surround Arsenal, it usually turns out that it’s the negative rumours have any substance to them…..

  91. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:42 am91Wind

    Alright, so I just panicked Tweeted to Ian Wright about Jack, he responded saying he’s going to the golf. Good sign hopefully… :?

  92. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:48 am92Chippy

    Snir,
    This may sound weird but i hope he is out for the season there is no point now rushing him back as the chances are he will break down again – Cannot see the point in him pushing himself to make at most 5-10 apperances, The best thing for us and him is a complete recovery followed by a full pre season, Strange this news leaks out the day after the Transfer window closes has echos of the summer all over it :-)

    3-1 The arsenal tonight, Poxy Wolves let me down for a 7 team Both teams to score acca last night that would have certainly warmed the cockles oh well always tonights games :-)

  93. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:53 am93Mr C

    NBN

    Do you, perhaps, belong in the Quackery??

    We could do with a few extra hands the way this season is going – I fear that the passengers will soon be needing sedation.

  94. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:56 am94Cannons of Rhetoric

    Hey Wind, is “going to the golf” some kind of Wrighty euphemism? I burst out laughing in my office reading that and coming up with possible meanings…

  95. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:09 am95Camberwell Gooner

    #brassmonkeys

  96. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:15 am96Camberwell Gooner

    So front-page news of today is that we signed noone, but we’ve got 2 LANS.

    New signings, eh? Who needs ‘em when you’ve got half the backline waiting to get out of the infirmary!

  97. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:18 am97Camberwell Gooner

    Oh well, might as well play a bit of keepy-uppy just outside the D…

  98. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:22 am98Camberwell Gooner

    Right foot, right foot, left knee, right knee, balance on the forehead, roll it to the neck, flick it up, catch it between the knees, remove shorts, left foot, put shorts back on…

  99. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:25 am99Camberwell Gooner

    Knocks it up the air, winds up the right peg as it drops annndddd…..

  100. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:25 am100Camberwell Gooner

    GOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  101. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:26 am101Camberwell Gooner

    Wheels away in delight, lifting up his jersey to reveal his muffin top.

  102. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:36 am102Norfolk Dumpling

    Sad news about Jack – I hope it is only a rumour, but perhaps there was just too much stress put on those young joints last year?

    Chelsea are definitely wobbly (as are Citeh – Manchester, not Norwich) but Liverpool are putting together a few results now so we really need 3 points tonight. It is quite doable, we just need to play as we did in the second half against Villa – magnificent, and it proves that it is there, we must just produce it all the time.

    Don’t worry about Ramsey, he will be great one day. He is strong, skilful and determined, he just lacks experience. Don’t forget he is a year behind in his development because of that ‘tackle’ (assault?)

    Arteta and Sagna coming back will help and Gibbs isn’t far away now so things are looking up.

    Ryo to Bolton is a good move, he will toughen up and gain valuable PL experience.

    Did anyone else see JETs 2 goals for Ipswich last night, I hope we don’t live to regret letting him go. He might have just needed some more time – but he did look like a lazy so and so.

  103. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:06 am103N7 Gooner

    How did I miss this last night?

    http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Andrei+Arshavin

  104. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:06 am104Goonerholic

    Not sure how many yellows that is Camberwell…

  105. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:12 am105Camberwell Gooner

    Ref, I plead lack of help!

    I looked all over for an assister and there they all were, kicking their heels on the bench and smoking fags in the dugout…

  106. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:46 am106Goody 2 Shoes

    Holic
    YELLOWS.!!!
    That;s a straight RED if ever i saw one.!!
    You would never catch me doing something as naughty as that.

  107. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:50 am107Goody 2 Shoes

    I’ve just counted them again because i didn’t believe it the first time.
    5 Self assists.!!
    That is serious misconduct.
    Could lead to banishment from the Happy Train and at least a 5 match ban.
    The last time i did 5 self assists,i was sore for a week.!!

  108. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:54 am108Catalan Gunner

    Heh G2S @107!!!

    The one thing about American Football I like is when the refs throw in the flags when there’s a foul…..

    I believe there would have been more flags flying through the air in that Camberwell move than in the whole Super Bowl (Shredded Wheat).

  109. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:00 am109cognacgunner

    ‘holic – never mind yellows and reds – is it time that Camberwell was added to Mornington Crescent – oh

  110. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:01 am110True Storey

    Morning All

    Messrs. T & C – Would you be willing to profer further professional opinion on what is likley to be going on with Young Jack’s leg? I’m not one bit surprised by the news but I am disappointed for him and for the club. Can a second stress fracture just suddenly appear? Is it possible that The Club knew little about it until yesterday? The news of a ‘setback’ has been with us for a couple of weeks or so….

    It also strikes me that the timing of the release of this news from the meeja i.e. within an hour of the TW clsoing, is aimed at whipping up further discontent amongst disgruntled Gooners.

    Get well soon Jack, see you next season???

  111. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:19 am111Camberwell Gooner

    Oh dear…relegated to checking tickets for the HT on the platform!

  112. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:20 am112True Storey

    SlaSh @ #85 – Good point, I thought, re: JW and The Euros.

    Camberwell – Sorry, but that’s a straight red for me too. Nice ball control though ;-)

    Norfolk @ #102 – Re: JET. A mate of mine is a Tractor Boy. I keep asking him how JET’s getting on and he always replies that he hasn’t played all that much this season. I hope JET has turned the corner and realises his potential. He clearly didn’t have the right ‘mental qualities’ to feature in a Wengerball Team.

    Dr.z – Morning! Are we cursed or blessed? I’m in a half-full mood this morning. Maybe Tommy Gun will prove to be another Arsene gem and as NBN said we’ll sell him on for 10s of millions in a few years? As for this season, we’re just gonna have to make do with what we’ve got and try and push on for a top 4 slot. Will be really tough but we have enough talent to do it. Chel$ki looking a bit average (esp. in defence) but Liverpool seem to have hit a decent run of form and they’re scoring lots of goals, even Carr-lol!

    Snowy – Safe trip young man. Thermal rugby shorts and woolly hipflasks all round but please, not hats with bobbles or ears. Hope the boys produce a performance that will make the trip home seem entirely worth it.

    Laters all…

  113. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:24 am113takeabowson

    Morning All ,

    Bad news indeed re Jack if true .

    Snir , I thought AW said at his pressie last week that he did it whilst running . Whether this was on one of those anti-gravity thingies , I have no idea , but I took it to mean normal running .

    On this occasion I think talk of media conspiracies is wide of the mark . The setback occurred last week , JW was due to have a scan on Friday . The media will no doubt speculate on the results of that scan . Whether that speculation turns out to be true or bullsh*t remains to be seen . Given that we have not heard from LW himself , I fear the worst .

    @100 – I think the dark art of self-assisting should now be known as “doing a Camberwell” .

    Snowy @various – Welcome back . Give ‘em a cheer for us . Methinks that tonight some thermal speedoes would be wise Dear Boy .

    Goody 2 Shoes @107 – Heh :)

  114. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:28 am114Catalan Gunner

    TS

    I’m sure Mr T has more experience than me, but I’d be surprised if all the meeja held back en masse if they had the news before.

    More likely (if true) that the scan results weren’t known until yesterday. Or the club held back in case that made any purchases (ha!) they made more expensive…

    Who knows.

    But I’m with those that say it;s maybe for the best – better he doesn’t come back for a few games and then break down in the Euros…

  115. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:28 am115takeabowson

    LW = JW above :oops:

  116. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:32 am116Camberwell Gooner

    In my defence, Master Wind had actually succeeded in administering therapy in that department and will vouch my progress therein. I guess the leopard never changes his spots.

    And to be immortalised in an idiomatic expression – I’m honoured!

  117. on 01 Feb 2012 at 11:53 am117zicoinexile

    The big question is (apart from will Coyle wear shorts?) :

    Does Camberwell Green have the correct credentials to examine tickets for the Happy Train.

    A board meeting will need to be held.

    Saturday?

  118. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:10 pm118takeabowson

    Count me in Dr Z .

    I don’t want to pre-judge the result of any Board discussion , but I have to say my feeling at this point is that Camberwell will have to work his way up to the position of Ticket Collector .

    It’s not as if he hasn’t been warned before . I reckon a stint as pet-feeder and Clive’s Butler might concentrate the mind !

  119. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:14 pm119Harsha

    Heh, I actually liked the self-assisted wonder goal Camberwell!

    Don’t mind the red ;)

  120. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:16 pm120True Storey

    Dr.C, tabs – My wording may not have been the best. I wasn’t suggesting a conspiracy per se. Just the timing of the first, as yet unsubstantiated, story of Jack (allegedly) being out for the season was so close to the closing of the TW. Anyway, fingers crossed this won’t prove to be the case.

    Dr.z – Edwin cannot attend a board meeting on Saturday but he has asked me to say that Camberwell should be more than up to the job especially when provided with the ‘Do-The-Job-Right Suit’ that goes with the position. Basically, it’s a self-charging uniform, with lightweight, high voltage batteries that connect directly to ‘the Speedo region’ and discharge should the built in wireless camera and on-board AI detect inappropriate, ticket related activities. No…. I don’t know what the f*ck he’s going on about either.

    A morning round for you all courtesy of the Scandinavian Tab.

  121. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:19 pm121Snir Geuli

    Well as far as rumors go…

    Somehow they are always right when it comes to injuries and always wrong when it comes to transfers :)

  122. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:22 pm122True Storey

    This seems like a reasonable summary of the situation:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/9053844/Arsenal-hopeful-Jack-Wilshere-will-play-again-this-season-following-confirmation-of-second-ankle-fracture.html

  123. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:33 pm123Catalan Gunner

    How shit is the new BBC website design???

    Answer – very.

  124. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:35 pm124Camberwell Gooner

    All I’ll say in my defence is that when you’re out there on your own on the training pitch and there’s noone around to put it on a plate for you, and you’re pulling off the kind of moves that only go right when you’re alone…

    …the ONLY option is to do a Camberwell!

  125. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:39 pm125Catalan Gunner

    * “…… and you’re pulling off the kind of moves that only go right when you’re alone…”*

    Have you and Clive been sharing notes???

  126. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:55 pm126behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Re: Arshavin to Barcelona story, two possible angles: 1) Happy bench-sitting Andrei; and 2) Guardiola is losing the plot. Assuming the story is true, that is.

  127. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:56 pm127Ollie

    Customer happy = Ollie happy.
    The rest of the week is more or less free of definite work commitments, so it should be relatively quiet.

    Afternoon all.

  128. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:57 pm128imissbergkamp

    @84 NBN
    Did you note, the team with the lowest injury count is Citeh with a grand total of zero injuries.

    Guess that can only happen when your squad budget exceeds the GDP of Somalia.

  129. on 01 Feb 2012 at 12:57 pm129behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Checking the monetary figures in the Arshavin story, it’s got to be a hoax, right??

  130. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:02 pm130zicoinexile

    tabs @ 118 – nail on head. A stint of Butlering for the Sweeper is the least he can expect.

    Camberwell, from last night’s drinks – how did you enjoy eating your hat? Digestive system ok this morning? ;-)

    Professor @ 120 – now you tell us. Why could you not have told me about the Do the Job – Right Back Suit, sooner? Then we would have been saved the agony of DJ against United….

    Snir @ 121 – my conclusion also.

    Right got to go – I’ve an agenda to prepare :-D

  131. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:15 pm131Wind

    G2S @ 107, heh. Lack of feeling in the nether regions methinks.

    tabs @ 113, doing a camberwell eh? Tis a shame ;)

    Relating to 116! I must take responsibility for Camberwell’s relapse, the therapy was on going, I took the pedal of the gas a bit, I thought his mental strength would be strong enough, it wasn’t. He must of underwent some sort of ‘stress’ I hadn’t seen, maybe a slight fracture of his mental state, ill-regardless of ball control and skills.
    I should of been there along him as his therapist/strike partner to help bustle the ball into the goal *bows head in shame and curses Mac Computer Network at College*
    I propose a 3 game period of intense assisting in a support play, and. a 4 match-day stint of checking HT train tickets, with the 1st week being a training period.

  132. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:25 pm132N7 Gooner

    @ 8ball 129

    It’s a wind up to promote Sky bet.

    Look at the right hand side of the page. Drop any name you like in there and it’ll produce the “to Barca” story.

    Thought it might make a nice change to hear about the Catalans coming in for a player we actually want rid of!

  133. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:36 pm133Harsha

    Right, so what’s the starting line up for tonight fellas?

    Ox to start? Sagna to start?

    I think Arsene might go with

    Szcz

    Coq Per Kos TV5

    Song Arteta

    Ramsey

    Walcott RVP Arshavin(Ox?)

  134. on 01 Feb 2012 at 1:57 pm134Wind

    Ox will be on the bench no doubt, I’d be worried for Wenger’s Mental State if he started him in such a potentially rough away game, Arshavin for a confidence boosting start :)

  135. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:00 pm135Prof TES

    Why would an Arsenal rightback want to wear a ticket collector’s uniform?

    Would shorts and a football jersey not be more appropriate?

  136. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:20 pm136Wind

    See, I’m so remorseful about Camberwell’s regression that I’ve gone an done one – by picking up my Dry Cleaning from the corner of the Green :)
    Atoned, I have! *looks hungrily at Chicken Wings in hand* ;)

  137. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:21 pm137zicoinexile

    Professor,

    You’re starting to lose your grasp on the surreal world of DL Ltd.

    Have you been for your annual competency appraisal? ;-)

  138. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:51 pm138Cannons of Rhetoric

    I leave the bar for one second and Camberwell is playing in the field by himself like Tevez for the past few months. A goal’s a goal though, hope you come back fresh after your ban ;)

  139. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:54 pm139North Bank Ned

    CG@123: seems you are far from alone in disliking the BBC Sport web site’s makeover. See the comments on the editor’s blog http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/sporteditors/2012/02/changes_to_the_bbc_sport_websi.html#more

    Mr C@93: the real question would be, on which side?

    CG@95-101: I never thought you were that kind of player…

    IMB@128: I did check the bottom of the injuries table out of curiosity. May be luck, may be money, allowing more rotation without diminishing quality. Anyone have access to stats of playing time for individual players so comparisons can be made?

  140. on 01 Feb 2012 at 2:57 pm140North Bank Ned

    CoR@138: CG was playing with himself? And that early in the day…

  141. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:08 pm141Wolfgang Smallballs

    You can’t beat an early morning livener Ned , or should I say , you most definitely can beat it !! :wink:

    Due at the juicer tonight to watch the all-conquering Gunners , but am a tad concerned . I will of course be wearing my “Kevin Davies is a c*nt” speedoes together with matching Jimmy Choos . I fear however that I will need to strap a hot water bottle around my midriff to keep out the cold .

    Will this make me look silly ?

  142. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:10 pm142Cannons of Rhetoric

    hehe, yeah…to be fair though, if I were in the bar by myself I would wreak havoc. Lucky everytime I get here there’s always a llama in the corner with a sick pup licking the window in the other corner :)

  143. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:10 pm143Andy Goram

    That Bbc Sports website is complete and utter gash on a smart phone. Navigation? Like fuck

  144. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:13 pm144Cannons of Rhetoric

    @141: Only if the water bottle actually has water in it ;)

  145. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:17 pm145Mr C

    NBN @139

    Left side, right side, it’s all the same to me. :)

  146. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:25 pm146behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Re: Wolfgang/Ned, There was and probably still is a famous billboard in New Orleans outside a butcher’s, You Can’t Beat Wagner’s Meat. Apparently some people didn’t catch the reference but with you two I have a feeling that’s no problem. :)

  147. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:25 pm147North Bank Ned

    Mr C: Tsk! Tsk!

    CoR@142: I have no idea what that means. And if I did, I suspect it wouldn’t be a good thing.

  148. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:28 pm148takeabowson

    New BBC website is indeed dreadful .

    Other random thoughts of the day -

    I see that the ‘Arry trial is not confined to dogs but to rabbits as well . A veritable menagerie of lies .

    Plucked up the courage to read Penis Morgan’s tweets following sunday’s game . What a despicable odious cunt that man is .

    Craig Bellamy states “When I play , I am completely chimp-orientated” . Not as much as Gareth , Craig , not as much as Gareth .

    If only Pedro Le Cunt would undertake the same means of protest as that Everton chump last night . We could all line up to take flying kicks to his head . First one to knock him out wins a Balti pie .

  149. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:28 pm149Cannons of Rhetoric

    It means the lurkers are all around us. They are everywhere.

  150. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:32 pm150North Bank Ned

    bt8b@146: and only a dime more for the plus….

    http://failfun.com/wp-content/uploads/gasstation.jpg

  151. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:33 pm151Camberwell Gooner

    Zico – digestion working fine, but now I can’t find my beanie…

    Catalan – I did kind of imply I wouldn’t try ‘those kind of moves’ in front of other people. I only ‘pull them off’ when I’m on my own. :D

    Wind – I’ll make you proud again, just you wait.

  152. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:34 pm152North Bank Ned

    CoR@149: I shall henceforth always be wary of lurking llamas…

  153. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:42 pm153Cannons of Rhetoric

    NBN, that’s a wise decision :)

    On a less cryptic note, what’s wrong with football according to FIFA? Not enough subs!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/01/fifa-fourth-substitute-extra-time

  154. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:52 pm154Bearded Gooner

    On a lighter note if you haven’t seen it check out the video of Mo Farrah training with Arsenal on the official site. He’s oviously not a great football player but the comedy gold appears around the 1:47 mark. He’s going through passing drills with Miquel, Eastmond, and the new signing Eisfeld. At one point Eisfeld who clearly doesn’t know who Mo Farrah is turns to Miquel with a confused look on his face and Miquel has to point out to him that no in fact Mo is not part of the first team Arsenal squad. That does make you wonder what the perception of the squad is though given Eisfeld seemed to actually think he was an Arsenal player.

  155. on 01 Feb 2012 at 3:57 pm155Trev

    NBN – good work at various above.

    snowy – safe trip, cheer ‘em on as ever old chap ;)

    Camberwell – man up fella ! Stop making excuses for the self assisting – take the card like a man, and tell everyone else to go and do one ! Especially on Fridays ;)

    TS – I sincerely hope you’re wrong about Eisfeld. I would be sorely pissed off if we had unearthed a Wilshere-esque gem in order to raise a few more million quid on him, just as he has been polished. Down Clive !!!

    Let’s hope he is not another Amoury Bischoff PI – I assume the PI stood for Permanently Injured ;)

  156. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:21 pm156Dr T

    No real comment to make on JW’s “other” stress fracture.

    Is it confirmed yet?

    I have no idea where abouts the injury is, if it is fact, and I have no idea what JW has been doing on it.

    As NBN said, it is possible that it could be a compensation injury, or something caused by his gait in the protective boot that the foot was in for many weeks.

    Not really worth speculating as just about everything is really unknown.

    Maybe your balls can tell you something, Snir ?? ;)

  157. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:26 pm157Ollie

    http://www.football365.com/news/21554/7472273/Benny-Assou-Ekkoto

    After the agression on Bac (welcome back), does this utter cunt get away with it every fucking time?

    And once more, the fact the the referee saw it at the tim would be completely irrelevant to the case in France….or in Belgium in fact.

    The FA is still a bunch of coconuts.

    (And no, RvP still wouldn’t have deserved retrospective action after review of the video evidence :p )

  158. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:27 pm158Ollie

    (time not tim, Little Dutch not involved)

  159. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:31 pm159takeabowson

    Trev , confirmed by the Club , though he has not been ruled out for the season .

    http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/wilshere-not-ruled-out-for-the-season

    Hi Ollie , that Assou foul a bad one , as was the Malouda jump tackle in the Chelsea game . Rules are a joke .

  160. on 01 Feb 2012 at 4:32 pm160Mr C

    Mr T

    Jack has confirmed stress # in heel – different site to last one and “not as bad”.

  161. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:09 pm161True Storey

    Trev @ #155 – Yes, I hope I’m wrong too. It was just an illustrative example to say that I hope we’ve signed a really decent young talent (down Wolfie). Perhaps he’s the next ‘Corporal Jenkinson’ as opposed to the next Wilshere, buffed, polished, stroked or otherwise *passes The Sweeper a box of Kleenex*

    Ollie @ #157 – Spot on! He’s a dirty c*nt. I think tabs will testify that there was a certain amount of deliberation when he shoved Sagna to the ground in that incident at The Sh*thole in October last year and that challenge on that Wigan player last night was just bloody horrible. BTW, ‘hate to admit it but Monkey Boy played a blinder last night. Look forward to seeing him in a Farca shirt next season *crosses opposable thumb and forefinger*

    tabs @ #159 – Yup, if there was any consistency in refereeing, Malouda should have also seen red last night. Funny to see C*ntley get sent off though. Forgotten what a petulant little f*cker he is. Two poorly timed tackles. Great player that he is/was, I guess he’s just past his prime?

  162. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:19 pm162Prof TES

    zico @ #137

    Surrealism rules.

    According to my melting clock, it’s not time for my appraisal.

    Why is there a picture of a daisy chasing a towerblock in Dr.F’s office?

    Yours, Edwin

    *Goes for a lie-down in The Quackery and wonders why the attendant nurse is a man wearing white speedos and slingbacks*

  163. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:25 pm163True Storey

    Saw the following link on twatter which I think may be appreciated in here esp. by a certain crystal-balled one ;-)

    http://www.bootifulgame.com/portfolio/january-transfer-window-horseshit/

  164. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:25 pm164Camberwell Gooner

    Trev – fair enough mate… *takes cards and slinks off to the dressing room looking resentful* :D

  165. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:33 pm165takeabowson

    TS , sad to say I still think Ashley Cole is a bloody good player , tragically . :(

    Brilliant link @163 . 0% truth in TalkShite stories . Heh :)

  166. on 01 Feb 2012 at 5:39 pm166True Storey

    Heh! Thought you might appreciate that tabs :-P

  167. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:17 pm167GoonerTerry

    TS @ 163: I noticed that our man TABs is over there in the comments too…He’s here, he’s there, he’s every – f*cking – where, Take – a – bow – son..

  168. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:30 pm168And Bolster

    I was sorry to miss Snowy’s BIG send-off.
    Snowy – sir – may your North-Western Mighty Arse plunder be plentiful, and the tales thereof be listened to and read in this bar with a slack-jawed mix of awe and Stevie Wonder – sooner than soonish. Dennis speed – Squire!

    And so the big Qs that need an A:

    As Dr. Z has posited above – Owen to the chilly climes – will the, most definitely, mortal Coyle shake-off the shorts, and go long (not balls, but trousers) like what a proper manager should???!!??

    And will the Mighty Arse keep their game raised to the heights it soared to in those magnificent seven minutes last Sunday when they blew The Villains away??!?

    Go On The GunnerS!!!!!!!!!

  169. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:33 pm169Harsha

    Excellent link TS! :)

  170. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:40 pm170Snir Geuli

    @154 – Bearded Gooner – That was hilarious… I couldn’t stop laughing!!

  171. on 01 Feb 2012 at 6:54 pm171Ollie

    Is Blackberry down again or do my e-mails just not reach my terminal?

    Either way, I’m off.
    Nearly forgot we had a game tonight, no idea if it’s on TV.

    Let’s hope for great stuff!

  172. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:00 pm172Goonertown-crisiswhatcrisis?

    So Eisfeld is Jacks replacement huh?

    He has the stature of Ramsey, to me.

    Let’s see if he is another Ramsey or a Bischoff!

  173. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:13 pm173LeG Rash

    RIGHT!!!!!!

    CALLING ALL LOYAL – CUT ME And I BLEED RED – GOONAHS!!!

    Seeing as it was the booing at half-time that won it last time out – I SAY this time let’s start booing the boys in the warm-up – no???.

    OR better still – start it when the team gets announced over the tannoy. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!YOU’RE FUKKIN’ SHITAH! AND WE KNOW YOU ARE” etc, etc.

    Tough Love!!! Tell like it is!!!
    “You’re shit and you know you are – until you go out there and prove me wrong”. That’s the exact same pep talk as I give my boy before he goes out there for one of his Little League games on a Sunday.
    “Wipe away the tears and the snot and go out there and make Daddy grateful he’s spent all this time and money getting you here – you big bloody cry-baby!!!” I tell him.
    Cor!!! You wanna see him get stuck in after that. Alright he gets sent off after 15 minutes in most games, but WHAT A 15 minutes!!!! He’s practically unplayable! If I could bottle it I’d go into that dressing and hit some members of our so-called team over the head with it!! It works – no question!!!
    And if Arsene so-called Wenger hasn’t got the balls/guts/heart to do that sort of thing – THEN it’s up to us – THE LOYAL SUPPORTERS – to take on the mantlepeace and stoke them fires!!!

    RIGHT!!! If I’m not very much mistaken – there was a legendary english lion, who once led donkeys into another great battle – Earl Barry Kitchener, of course, who once said – “Your country/club needs you … to boo!!!”
    Now I might have added that last bit – but I LIKE TO THINK he’d have added it as well – if A) he was still around B) Was an Arsenal supporter AND C) A “More On The Pitch!!!” kind of a guy – like me!!!

    Come on you lot – let’s hit our team right between the eyes with it – as soon as they appear – even if you’re indoors watching it on a shaky Rusky stream (some of the ads are a bit saucy – no?) like me
    BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Soooo are you with me or agin??!!??

    I think I know the answer already!!!!!!!

  174. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:22 pm174Snir Geuli

    Woj, Sagna (!!!!!!!), PM, Kos, TV, Song, Arteta (!!!!), Ramsey, Walcott, RvP, Ox (!!!)

    I like this starting lineup a lot.

  175. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:24 pm175takeabowson

    GT @167 – Heh , :) , felt the man deserved a pat on the back for his efforts in exposing the transfer window nonsense .

    Leg :) .

    Right off to the juicer Chaps where the Landlord’s super super quality dish will no doubt pick up the game from somewhere in TV land .

    Good luck everybody .

    COME ON THE ARSENAL !!!!

  176. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:26 pm176Toby

    Snir, I’m with you on that!

    If we can’t win with this team (or at least, if we don’t, feel that we were very unlucky not to) I’ll not feel that confident heading into the final stretch of the season. That’s pretty much our best team as things stand, with only Santos or perhaps Gibbs missing.

    I’m not saying we WILL win, it’s football, we might get robbed by luck, ref or whatever, but I really am looking forward to this at the moment.

  177. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:29 pm177Toby

    I just had to take a look at what Amuary is up to nowadays. He’s in C.D Aves, in the second tier of Portuguese football. That’s todays useless fact from Toby.

  178. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:31 pm178Bearded Gooner

    Snir @170 – I am also impressed with Ingnasi’s communication skills despite the language barrier.

    Holic @ 9 – Looks like I was wrong and AA is on the bench behind AOC and Theo. I like the move though to stay with the on form (in the last game at least) pair of wingers.

  179. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:39 pm179Bearded Gooner

    Toby @176 – Agree almost 100% with the exception that when he returns I think Flipper gets the nod over Theo in the biggest games. Hope Theo uses the emergence of AOC to push him to greater heights and we have a real selection headache/nice rotation between those three.

  180. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:39 pm180Bearded Gooner

    And of course COYR!!!

  181. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:42 pm181zicoinexile

    And Bolster/Leg

    Quality work there AL. :-D

  182. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:43 pm182Catalan Gunner

    I like the team today….. Ox starts again.

  183. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:46 pm183Catalan Gunner

    *must read what others have written before needlessly repeating it*

  184. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:46 pm184Goonerholic

    Evening chums.

    Looks like there are a few stream options.

    Feeling for the travelling Gooners. It’s bitter out there.

  185. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:50 pm185zicoinexile

    Surprised that Bac is starting.

    Ramsey still not getting a rest? Surprised about that too.

    Any streams worth a look?

  186. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:51 pm186Toby

    Heh, might well be true Bearded. But they tend to frustrate and impress in equal measure both of them, so I guess we’ve got room for both of them depending on current form and the type of game we expect it to be.

    Anyways, come on you reds!

  187. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:52 pm187Snir Geuli

    Zico – http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/

    or

    Firstrow.tv

  188. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:54 pm188lurky oliva

    Streams
    http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/
    Lets enjoy our team’s football once more!

  189. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:54 pm189Toby

    Putting things into perspective -
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16845841

  190. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:55 pm190zicoinexile

    Cheers, Streamers.

    Any streakers? Just askin’….. ;-)

  191. on 01 Feb 2012 at 7:55 pm191Toby

    I am dearly hoping the game over at Bolton will be less violent than that, but after reading this I am not as sure:

    “”He [Robin] is a great player, but you have to get stuck into them or they can hurt you,” said Wheater, who was sent-off in the reverse fixture at the Emirates.” – Wheater according to the Beeb.

  192. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:01 pm192And Lester

    BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing coyle’s shorts/legs

  193. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:09 pm193Goonerholic

    Sopcast 6816, excellent quality.

    Working on Mac streams still.

  194. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:10 pm194And Lester

    Arteta makes us tic!

  195. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:10 pm195Toby

    I have no earthly idea of how Ramsey hit the goal keeper there. Oh well. Hopefully he’ll put the next one away!

  196. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:11 pm196And Lester

    k

  197. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:12 pm197Toby

    And I have no idea how the Ox missed that! Oh well, we’re getting closer! Come on you reds! Don’t let the heads drop just yet!

  198. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:13 pm198Goonerholic

    Mac

    http://stream.footballp2p.net/

  199. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:14 pm199And Lester

    Owen Coyle – short-man syndrome?

  200. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:14 pm200The Wasp

    Phil Thompson is a numpty

  201. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:21 pm201And Lester

    ChesAve!

  202. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:24 pm202Snir Geuli

    Kos is having a mare.

  203. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:26 pm203Goonertown-crisiswhatcrisis?

    Bitter’s not the word Holic:)

  204. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:27 pm204ArthurTheGooner

    So is Walcott

  205. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:27 pm205Joshua

    How is it still 0-0?

  206. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:27 pm206Joshua

    How is it still 0-0?

  207. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:28 pm207wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Walcott supposed to be a striker but can’t do one on ones

  208. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:29 pm208And Lester

    Theo dear – shoulda scored!

  209. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:34 pm209ArthurTheGooner

    We started brightly now there is chaos

  210. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:38 pm210ArthurTheGooner

    Fucking cheats!

  211. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:38 pm211wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Referee is an absolute mug

  212. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:45 pm212ArthurTheGooner

    Why are we playing backwards?

  213. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:49 pm213lurky oliva

    It’s now official, Walcott is not a striker.

  214. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:49 pm214behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    One fewer yellow card for Vermaelen and one more for Song?

  215. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:50 pm215Goonerholic

    Both ‘holic pounds very much on the cards. Is Lady Luck finally going to bestow her favours? 0-0 at the half and 2-0 to us will bring me a very tidy tickle.

  216. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:51 pm216wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    sadly no goal scorers in the side, If its not RVP then we are in trouble. Think of Pires Viera Lungberg Bergkamp fabregas all midfielders who could score.Now we have a drought from midfield Ramsey is extremly goal shy. Walcott forgot how to score one on one. Maybe he needs to play as a striker for a number of games to have that confidence.

  217. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:52 pm217arsabeatbarca

    Calm down lads, this is Arsenal. You’ll see.

  218. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:52 pm218And Lester

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE at half-time – why, why ever not!

  219. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:53 pm219Toby

    Well, at least we are trying! Lot’s of chances created, quite good movement overall. One or two scary moments always seems to materialize no matter what defense you have, hopefully we have already had those now and can push on to win this, even if it is to be with a solitary lucky goal. Can’t really fault the effort. Hopefully Bolton will tire a bit towards the end of the end of the game and we can make our quail… eh, enormous amount of chances count.

  220. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:53 pm220Joshua

    I’m liking this Ox fellow.

  221. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:55 pm221Holloway2Holland

    Evening Holic and holics.

    Been a while, been extreamly busy the last few weeks (more on that later)

    Not a bad first half, we pretty much dominated proceedings, more of the same in the second with a little more composure in front of goal should give us the points.

    Sagna looks comfortable enough on his return and the Ox is doing some good stuff.

    Come on you reds!!!!!!!

  222. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:55 pm222And Lester

    Darn it! Like me the boys should be 2 or 3 to the good! Come on lads we need the pints – err, points!

    UREDS!!!

  223. on 01 Feb 2012 at 8:56 pm223Toby

    And now the half time pundits are DEFENDING that cheating half-wit saying “he got out of the way of a tackle coming in” and that Vermaelen tricked him to fall being “very clever” in threatening to tackle and in the end not doing it.

    Well, I guess TV should have two yellows then. One for the almost-tackle and one for evil plotting.

  224. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:00 pm224ArthurTheGooner

    Holic

    Im holding you to that :)

  225. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:02 pm225wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    I’m struggling to think who is our second top scorer. Is it walcott or Vermaelen? if only we had a poacher

  226. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:05 pm226Catalan Gunner

    Toby – seriously???

    AL – I’m at least one ahead of you :)

  227. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:07 pm227Catalan Gunner

    Henry on for Theo on 60 minutes at the latest – licence to interchange woth Ox and RVP as they want…

  228. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:08 pm228Catalan Gunner

    ..Or maybe Ramsey off, Henry on, Ox / Henry into attacking midfield?

    Another pint please….

  229. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:09 pm229Toby

    Catalan, I wish I could tell you it was a joke.

    But, he saw it as clever play in a positive way from Vermaelen, not as cheating. But apparently it wasn’t a dive.

    God I need a drink.

  230. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:11 pm230Catalan Gunner

    Toby

    Allow Lars to buy you one…. :)

  231. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:12 pm231Toby

    I’ve actually promised to buy HIM a drink the next time I see him, so that’s why I’m hiding from him at the moment.

  232. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:12 pm232Catalan Gunner

    Front row stream gone ….. sod it, I’ll drink and watch Arseblog live…

  233. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:13 pm233Toby

    Not that I’m cheap, no siree, but Lars just isn’t made for GETTING drinks. He is made for buying them. As we all know.

  234. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:19 pm234Catalan Gunner

    Blimey

    Just read about Egypt – in particular that the majority of deaths weren’t from building collapse etc, but from kniezes and head trauma.

    Murder, then. 73, so far.

    Fucking hell.

  235. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:19 pm235wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Wow, somenoe is having a long range shot for a change

  236. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:25 pm236wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    what was that from Ramsey? have a shot mate!

  237. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:25 pm237Holloway2Holland

    Titi time!!!

  238. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:26 pm238lurky oliva

    Desperate need of Rosicky, Ramsey off

  239. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:27 pm239wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    this ref is wind up

  240. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:28 pm240ArthurTheGooner

    Not looking good so far dont wanna be negative but not good enough!

  241. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:30 pm241wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Bolton are on the up. we seem anxious of conceeding

  242. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:31 pm242Joshua

    COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

  243. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:31 pm243wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    we can’t deal with any aerial ball

  244. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:35 pm244Toby

    We got the quality I feel. Really feels like a confidence issue. We treat every chance like a hot potato and we aren’t relaxed when it comes to finishing. And as the game goes on, we get more and more scared of conceding.

    As do I, I must add…

  245. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:36 pm245Catalan Gunner

    Oh very dear.

    I said that against Villa and we promptly scored 3….

  246. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:36 pm246Holloway2Holland

    OOoooo RvP.

  247. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:43 pm247wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Bolton are coming forward more. We seem nervous and rushing everything

  248. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:45 pm248ArthurTheGooner

    Shambles!

  249. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:45 pm249Holloway2Holland

    Thank you Woj.

  250. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:45 pm250wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    what a mess at the back

  251. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:46 pm251wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Bolton want to win this game. we don’t

  252. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:48 pm252wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    i’ll take a point at the moment. no fight

  253. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:50 pm253And Lester

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLOX!

  254. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:50 pm254Joshua

    :(

  255. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:51 pm255Holloway2Holland

    OK first half, poor second.

    Questions will be asked.

  256. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:52 pm256Catalan Gunner

    Do you remember when we scored for fun? Wasn’t so long ago…. :(

    Do you think we practice?

    See you in a few days guys….

  257. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:52 pm257Toby

    I really was happy (Enough. Keyword being “happy enough”) with our performance in the first half. Some rushed decisions and some nervousness but we dominated and had most of the chances. We just didn’t dare to play in the second half. It’s down to nerves, we can play better, we just need one bleeding goal two of these games in a row to start rebuilding that confidence.

    We hit the woodwork twice, they probably should have had a penalty. The next game will be better, I am sure of it, but at the moment that hardly seems like any consolation.

    Fuck it.

  258. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:53 pm258ArthurTheGooner

    We tried hard but this team can play better so NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

    Walcott needs to sort himself out in a big way!

    BTW Chris Foy is CUNT!

  259. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:54 pm259Snir Geuli

    FFS. Have some composure in front of goal!

  260. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:54 pm260ArthurTheGooner

    Apologies is A FUCKING CUNT!

  261. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:54 pm261N7 Gooner

    I think the weekend just became a must win, if it wasn’t already.

    Thank god Chelsea dropped points last night.

  262. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:54 pm262Toby

    It almost feels like it would have been easier winning this had we gone a goal down early in the game. We are so afraid of conceding that goal so it almost feels like we just should get it out of the way and have something to play for. So we have to play. If the deed has already been done, there is nothing to hide from.

    Fucking handbrake.

  263. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:55 pm263Wind

    Oy vey Arsenal, Oy vey.

  264. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:56 pm264North Bank Ned

    Well, the best that can be said of that is that we didn’t lose. But with the woodwork struck twice and countless chances spurned that is another two points thrown away that we can ill-afford to throw away. Scrapping with Liverpool and Newcastle now for 5th.

    Though with 73 killed at a game in Egypt when fans ran riot, it puts it all into a different perspective.

  265. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:56 pm265wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    I think we are fortunate not to lose this game. Bolton should’ve had a penalty. It is very clear we don’t have goal scorers. Ramsey is way behind Fabregas and Henry is not the answer. I feel sorry for him at times, he lost his pace but I give him credit for trying to help this bunch of goal shy players. Walcott will have to think about lowering his wage demands.

  266. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:59 pm266Catalan Gunner

    NBN @264 – with you on that totally.

    Now I am going,,,,,

  267. on 01 Feb 2012 at 9:59 pm267Wind

    Now we’re gonna hafta smash the Scouse, the Magpies and the Chavs in quick sucession, while taking league points wherever we go.
    Is 3rd still achieveable? Depends if Tottenham cockrel it up. (Tears me up inside to type those words. :| )
    4th is thankfully still in our own hands, we need to be in the UCL next season, and doing it by winning it this season would be a very high order indeed, lets hope it doesn’t get to the stage in this season where our progression in that tournament will be our only chance of qualifying for it.

  268. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:00 pm268Wind

    NBN, I’d wish I’d read your 264 before I posted my 267.
    I’m off, see you all tomorrow.

  269. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:01 pm269Mark the spark

    Just to offer my congrats to the wonderful away support, once again.

    And my summary?
    Too used to groundhog day now. You can’t blame the players for not being good enough. The fault is at a higher level, that Arsenal FC do not have good enough players to be able to beat Fulham Swansea and Bolton et al away from home.

    The transfer window slams shut, with £60 or £70 million still firmly in the kitty.

    Exactly where does the buck stop then?

    It’s an honest question, not an Arsene out kneejerk.

  270. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:04 pm270wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Wind- i admire your optimism but 4th is going to be very hard to achieve i’m afraid. No one else is scoring

  271. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:07 pm271Cannons of Rhetoric

    Ack, at least a clean sheet’s something :/

  272. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:11 pm272Austrian Gooner

    Holic if you manage to put some positive spin on this then it will be your best post ever and if this team get to 4th it will be a miracle, looking forward to winning the Champions League

  273. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:12 pm273Snir Geuli

    Just to get it out of the way…

    It was never ever a penalty.

    MtS – I’m not sure our players aren’t good enough to beat these teams, they just don’t execute, it’s uncanny.

    Kos and Song misplaced the simplest of passes today that it really is hard to explain what’s going on with this team.

    And I haven’t even started to talk about the fact that our players (RvP excluded) get so nervous in front of goal as if the keeper is a naked woman and their WAG is about to open the door.

  274. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:15 pm274Austrian Gooner

    PS great away support again got my ticket for Milan away so looking forward to catching up with some. Not blaming Arsene but surely he is not being given the money to spend as the problem areas are all to see

  275. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:16 pm275Holloway2Holland

    I didn’t think it was a penalty either.

    Looked to me like Woj got both hands on the ball.

  276. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:17 pm276Steve T

    Oh well. Never mind. Those plucky northern chaps are jolly good you know. And our chaps tried very hard, bless their little cottons. 15 still to play. Win all of those and who knows what will be. And let’s not forget, the team we will have in 4 years time will be world beaters.

    Glass of red please. After all, its only a game.

  277. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:17 pm277Chippy

    Least we didn’t lose. The End :)

  278. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:17 pm278Austrian Gooner

    Snir @ 273 admire your optimism but the table doesn’t lie we are in 7th and it’s not 7th heaven

  279. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:17 pm279niall1999

    We are 7th in the league, i was banking on 3 pts today to keep that 4th spot alive, but i serious doubt we will finish in the top 4. 1 pt from the last PL games is not good enough. Walcott, Ramsey & Song had a poor game didn’t create nothing all through the match and those two misses in the first half shows we need to work on our finishing. So pissed off ATM, in the past 4 weeks we have thrown away any chance of finishing in the top 4. We are Arsenal we should not be looking at other teams to be dropping points……..

  280. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:19 pm280wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    the core of the team is Ok but an extra finisher is needed badly. Why our midfilders can’t score? are the players banned from having a long rage shot. The entire game there was one shot from outside the box

  281. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:20 pm281North Bank Ned

    MtS@269: I agree that we need players other than RvP to score goals, but did any club land a forward during the transfer window who would have improved us if we had we bought him instead? Saha or Zamora, perhaps, but at 33 and 31 respectively, neither would be the RvP long-term replacement if it came to it. Next best would probably have been Papiss Cisse, but he is another one who would scarcely set a Gooner’s pulse racing.

  282. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:21 pm282Fin

    From the BBC site:

    And here’s Owen Coyle, again this time on his side’s late penalty shout: “I don’t think it was a penalty”

  283. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:23 pm283North Bank Ned

    Here is something positive to salvage from today’s game, doomsters: Sagna. Right side looked both more threatening at the front and more secure at the back with his return.

  284. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:29 pm284North Bank Ned

    Fin@282: Maybe he was blinded by all that yellow on BBC Sport’s new site.

    Actually, there was no way it was a penalty. Woj got his hands to the ball, which is why it went away from the goal.

    Also, can the ref rescind Vermaelen’s yellow if he sees the lack of contact on replay?

  285. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:30 pm285Holloway2Holland

    Ned, no he can’t.

    Another stupid rule that needs to be changed

  286. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:31 pm286Fin

    Signing a decent striker is a bit catch 22 – you want someone decent, but also someone who’s happy not to play whe RVP is playing.

  287. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:32 pm287Toby

    Hard to see for me on that stream. My first thought was “no penalty” but after a few reruns I changed my mind. Might well be wrong though. Think my stream had a resolution of 128×80 pixels…

  288. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:33 pm288N7 Gooner

    We are still well in it for fourth. Both Liverpool and Chelsea ought to be dropping points and we could end the weekend just a couple of points back.

    That said, it was another poor performance tonight.

    If we don’t finish top four this season, having not spent in Jan, then the minimum I think we’re entitled to expect come summer is either (a) an explanation of why Wenger is not being given money to spend and when the purse strings will be loosened; or (b) if there really has been a war chest, some sort of explanation of why we’ve been so cautious with it even when the need for investment was staring us all in the face.

    I’ll always back the team and manager, but if this season and next summer go as tits up as they’re capable of doing, then I think it will be time for the cards to be laid on the table.

    Now fuck all that and can we please crack on to Saturday?

  289. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:33 pm289Fin

    NBN@284: Heh, it’s too bright for me, but I am a grumpy bugger who doesn’t like change.

  290. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:34 pm290Goonerholic

    With apologies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  291. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:35 pm291Holloway2Holland

    Fin.

    Yet another reason to switch to a 442 formation. We just don’t seem to have the players to pull off the 433 anymore.

  292. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:37 pm292wedroppedalittlein2ndhalf

    Fin- Coyle want to repair the damage he has done with his comment over Cahill transfer in the summer. he is getting Myachi on loan. it is debatable but some referees would give it.

    NBN- There are good players available but at a price. Loic Remy would love to join Arsenal and he stated it in the past but Spurs are after him

  293. on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:39 pm293arsabeatbarca

    NBN @ 283 Sagna did indeed have a wonderful game! And seeing the OX weave his magic gives me great hope, not in four years time, but now, this season. We will bounce back, I’d bet my life on it.

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