Alexis And Ozil Combine To Inspire Gunners Against Woeful Hammers
Apr 5th, 2017 by 'holic
As forecast on Tuesday Arsene Wenger was forced to pick Emiliano Martinez in goal with Gabriel drafted in for the injured skipper, Laurent Koscielny. Mohamed Elneny came in for Francis Coquelin but otherwise the team was the one that drew with Manchester City on Sunday. Matt Macey, the fourth choice goalkeeper, was recalled from Luton Town to take his place on the bench.
First to try his luck was Alexis, cutting in from the left flank to fire wide of the far post in the fourth minute. The same player tripped Noble two minutes later giving West Ham their first opportunity to cross the ball at Carroll. Fortunately they overhit the ball. They went closer from another free-kick soon after but Lanzini’s effort cleared the bar.
After Noble and Alexis traded off-target attempts a Hector Bellerin break in the fifteenth minute ended with captain for the night Theo Walcott testing Randolph. The goalkeeper saved comfortably.
Arsene Wenger and the home support were not happy to see Martin Atkinson wave away appeals for a penalty when Walcott was clearly pushed to the ground by Masuaku in the box. Just seconds later the refereee was quick to rightly show the yellow card to Bellerin for dragging down Antonio. The Spaniard seems to have lost a yard of pace since his last injury.
On the half hour Walcott found himself clear on the right hand side of the box but he hurried his effort and sliced it wide of the near post. Referee Atkinson drew a round of ironic applause when he awarded a free-kick for Ayew’s chopping down of Nacho Monreal, but turned away again when Danny Welbeck was clearly brought down after the ensuing free-kick. Finally he saw Lanzini’s bad challenge on Walcott and produced a yellow card.
Four minutes from the break West Ham blocked successive goal-bound efforts from Bellerin and Mohamed Elneny. From the corner that followed Welbeck’s header brought another save out of Randolph. Arsenal were finishing the half strongly and Randolph had to be brave to save at the feet of a flying Walcott. Alexis teed up an offside Ozil who struck the near post.
Carroll’s elbow in the face of Skhodran Mustafi in the two added minutes drew a furious reaction from his colleague Gabriel but no action from Atkinson, deservedly booed off as he made his way down the tunnel. It was a sour end to a half that had picked up after a slow start. Arsenal would have been disappointed not to be taking an advantage into the dressing room.
Less than five minutes after half-time Alexis found Ozil in the box but Collins last ditch lunge kept the game goal-less. Next to try his luck was Mustafi following a corner but his right-footed effort eased wide of the post. Arsenal were in control but not for the first time of late ponderous in attack. Kouyate sent Ozil crashing to ground and Atkinson just encouraged the German international to get up. That just made him angry. From the inside right channel on the edge of the box Ozil curled a left footer under the diving Randolph.
Arsenal 1-0 West Ham
The lead could have been doubled when Walcott wriggled through to put Welbeck in on goal, but Randolph atoned for his earlier error with a smart save. At the other end Mustafi was the next recipient of a yellow card for a lunge and despite his reaction I don’t think the big man could complain. With nearly half an hour remaining Carroll was hooked. To be fair he had been feeding on scraps all night.
Alexis and Ozil combined to set up a headed opportunity for Mohamed Elneny but his downward effort bounced into the arms of Randolph. On the brink of a fifth consecutive defeat the visitors sat deep and their lack of ambition cost them when Alexis and Ozil again combined to tee up Walcott’s calm sidefoot finish.
Arsenal 2-0 West Ham
A third was so close when a superbly lofted cross from Alexis was met by a galloping Bellerin but in his excitement the right-back steered his effort wide. Broken, West Ham appeared happy to let Arsenal have the ball in front of them and the Gunners were happy to play keep-ball up a series of blind alleys. Welbeck made way for Olivier Giroud in the 74th minute. Almost immediately a distracted Arsenal were woken up by Lanzini’s effort which drew a smart save out of Martinez. That was a tribute to the young man’s powers of concentration.
Byram’s awful challenge from behind on Sanchez as a through ball was played earned only a yellow card and more ironic cheers from a now cheerier crowd. A chorus Of the Rocky Rocastle song suggested the warring factions had put their differences to one side in support of the team. I was eighty miles away so somebody in the ground may correct that impression. I hope not.
We were denied what appeared to be another good penalty appeal for a crude challenge by Collins. Personally I had ceased to be surprised at anything that Atkinson did or did not give. The benefit of a two goal advantage perhaps? Walcott and the impressive Elneny were replaced by the returning duo, Aaron Ramsey and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. The Ox immediately set up Giroud for the strike of the night, a magnificent curling left footer from the inside-right channel inside the far post.
Arsenal 3-0 West Ham
Mr Atkinson’s selective vision did not extend to another Byram downing of Alexis so the young man remained on the pitch. Perhaps he wanted to be put out of his misery? To complete the evening Byram cleaned out Monreal in the box. Another blatant penalty turned down and the thug who committed the challenge remained on the pitch. It was a mystery to all in the ground and those watching on streams.
It’s got to be said that this is one of the worst West Ham teams of the Premier League years, so we shouldn’t over estimate our dominance tonight, but this performance surely has to restore a level of confidence and belief in the Gunners squad. The three points have kept the Arsenal on the fringe of the battle for Champions League places, but sterner tests lie in wait starting at Selhurst Park next Monday. Until then let’s enjoy this result and stay relaxed for a few days.
Here’s hoping, however, that the incompetent Atkinson has earned a week off, or was that his intention?
417 Responses to “Alexis And Ozil Combine To Inspire Gunners Against Woeful Hammers”
What I saw of that was an improvement. Still far too much passing to no effect in the first half though.
I do hope this lack of celebrating isn’t a petulant thing against the crowd and the protests.
At least Feo had the good grace to go a bit mental when he scored (I didn’t see Ozil’s goal or celebration – if there was one)
Pleased but West Ham were bloody awful and the shitbags from up the road spoiled the night somewhat by not losing
Nice one, ‘Holic. Quick on the draw isn’t the half of it.
Wait for it Cynic. Ozil and Alexis got the headline for the scoring and assisting the vital first two goals, but Theo played well I thought 😉
Elneny too, caught the eye. I want to see us against better opposition before getting carried away.
Thanks Ned, but it is so much easier to do it as the game is in progress. I make no claim of quality, but as an ‘as it happened’ reference I’m sure it helps other bloggers when they are putting together more considered pieces after the event.
The point to take from this game is that this was a solid win over a team over which we should be getting solid wins. So that does suggest some return to normality. Important to keep a sense of perspective that we are a win and a draw out of fourth, and two wins out of third.
Actually Gabriel was very impressive too ?
As for Swansea, wtf?
Ozil’s goal was celebrated by pretty much the whole team Cynic and it was quite an energetic celebration for lack of a better word. Atkinson made sure our goal difference didn’t improve by 5 or 6 instead of 3. Atrocious refereeing.
It was good to see the team find some rhythm back. Elneny did very well in midfield along side Xhaka and I would want to see the pair continue to start for a run of games. Welbeck getting another 70 odd minutes under his belt only bodes well for the side.
It’s easy to be impressive when you’re up against nowt though. 😉
I thought Danny didn’t really work up top the last two games and would much rather see Sanchez restored to that position. Why did he get shifted wide again anyway? Does anybody remember?
Agreed with Elneny, he actually knows how to hold his position which gives us a better shape and it is somewhat novel in an Arsenal midfielder.
Cheers desi. Might knob off to bed and watch the highlights…
By the way, I’m looking forward to the new softcore masterpiece from the Porno Daves.
“Going Down” *groan*
And on that lame note, I’m off.
I’ll read this later after I tape MoTD
Good summary of a more upbeat performance than we’ve seen for a while. We should have scored many more than three given the chances that came our way. Yes, Elneny had a good one as did Mustafi (which is now something of a surprise for me). Couple of excellent saves by Martinez too.
I thought that we did a professional job tonight and where I was the atmosphere was almost convivial although there were many empty seats. The protest after13 minutes was underwhelming and so was our first half. After the break we were sharper and they tired as a colossal amount of first half running caused them to blow out of their backsides as the game wore on.
Some positives in a flat track bully sort of way;
-Xhaka can play and looked better with Elneny beside him.
-Theo our skipper worked hard and is up for it
-Mustafi did well tonight and so did Gabriel
-Giroud did the no- celebration tonight probably frustrated that an out of touch Danny gets in ahead of him
-Martinez made two excellent saves
– Atkinson was really awful. In trying to let the game flow he missed some serious fouls. The last foul on Monreal was assault and he was ridiculous enough to tell Nacho to stop faking.We should have had three penalties
Heh Jackster. 🙂
Thanks all. Agree that with a different referee the win would have been bigger. I don’t apologise for going to town on the incompetent sod when we have won. I couldn’t if we had lost because the same old faces moan about us ‘blaming’ referees. It’s not blame. It’s an opinion that takes some denying.
Martinez is highly rated at the club, BTM. He is at that point in his career where he needs games at a level higher than Championship sides, to which his loans have mainly been, and where he has mainly been sitting on the bench. When Sir Woj went to Brentford he was playing regularly as first choice, and he is now the second-best ranked keeper in the top five European leagues this season behind only the 18-year old prodigy Donnarumma at Inter.
Just on the train home from a good night out. It started in a calm and relaxed Tollie. The atmosphere pre match was not one of fear or trepidation.
Inside the ground there was again an air of positivity. None of the bile and vitriol that had been present in some of the more recent games. The exception were a couple of tourists directly behind my seat who were reminded by several of their manners.
The game itself I thought was rather lacklustre in the first half. They were justpants and we didn’t seem to have the ability to cause them too many problems.
The second half was a different affair. The game changed when Ozzie produced a great strike from outside of the box. West Ham were clearly happy with a point and now the hope of a nil nil had disappeared down the pan they looked even more clueless.
Ozil now started to find passes at will and again showed that he oozes quality. All in all three nil flattered the opposition.
Most around me, despite the shouts, felt that the officials did a decent job tonight. I will have to watch the game again for a true verdict. For those claiming violent assaults on Nacho you might just want to look again. On two occasions he went down in front of me and was rolling about on the floor as if he would never ever walk again. Within a matter of seconds he was up as if nothing had happened. The first by the way when Alexis had gone over to check he was okay. It was an clearly angered Alexis that told him to get up and stop mucking around.
Tonight was a vital win, both for points and confidence. Elneny and Xhaka for me is head and shoulders above any combination that has Le Coq in. I thought that Theo worked hard and Giroud looked lively when he came on. I still don’t get why he doesn’t start more games.
West Ham were poor tonight but you can only beat what is in front of you. Here’s to a few results going our way at the weekend and another win against Fat Sam on Monday night.
Home in time for the motd brief highlights. Definite pen in the last minute. Ref definitely missed that one.
Steve,
I’ve just seen the last foul on Monreal again on TV in slow motion. It was a stick- on penalty as was the foul on Walcott in the first half. Atkinson was embarrassing, it was an awful performance missing the Carroll foul in the first half and Byram’s very bad foul on Sanchez.
Agree with you about the midfield. Both Elneny and Xhaka are at least a class above Coquelin. I’m going to Palace on Monday. They consider us their bone team. Long may that continue
Sounds like a good night out, Steve. No question that it was a penalty right at the death (game was won by then in any case).
Hopefully we’ll see some more of Martinez, Ned. And your comment “Important to keep a sense of perspective that we are a win and a draw out of fourth, and two wins out of third”. Perspective? Our fan base? Not a chance. For many third and an FA Cup win would be a massive failure.
Meanwhile, Manure have spent £400M and appointed three new managers in the last few years which has paid off handsomely with resolute retention of 6th place.
Bit of a cruise really, as it should be given the relative quality of the two teams. But they still had to show up and show intent, which most did – especially Mesut who had his best game of the year. Not that there has been much competition from himself among his many dismal performance. But credit where due, gut gemacht heute mein Herr.
I’m with Steve re OG should be starting more often, but as the Prem’s leading scorer off the bench he’s rather made a rod for his own back there. But I’ll say again what I have said repeatedly already … Danny is NOT a CF, his positioning is poor and he snatches at everything. If OG doesn’t start it has to be Alexis up front with licence to roam. Danny would be much more value at LW where he can use his speed in both attack and defence (where you seldom find Alexis’s roaming licence extends to).
Could be my imagination but Alexis seemed reluctant to feed Theo on several occasions. I hope there’s not some silliness developing there with Theo now just 3 goals nehind him.
When I first saw Emilia between the sticks a season or two back I was impressed enough to suggest he could end up as our first string keeper. Nothing he did today changed that opinion. He did everything he had to do, which admittedly wasn’t much, with calm authority and a smile on his face. Haven’t seen a lot of those in recent matches.
I liked my suggested combo of Xhake and Elneny together, although the latter looked badly in need of the run at times.
Motm had to be Atkinson. He was simply appalling but had more effect on the final scoreline than any player from either side.
Agreed Atkinson’s performance was atrocious. In such a mood I quite expected him, .on that last foul, to go one worse and to give Monreal a yellow for diving!
We played really well which is heartening given our terrible performance against West Brom and Watford. The major reason could be the solidity Xhaka and Elneny provided in the midfield. We looked organized and our passing was good. Theo looked dangerous and scored his customary goal. Ozil’s regaining his form, especially in the second half, was key to our goals. Sanchez looked sharp. Ox had a good game too.
Hope we play as well against Crystal Palace which will be a lot more challenging.
Better performance, a win and a clean
sheet. Happy with that.
It was a bit of luck that the chance
in about the 10th minute fell to Noble
and not a top striker or we might we
have been in a bit of trouble.
We defended hesitantly there but
hopefully the 2nd half will give us
some heart.
I suppose Nacho’s luck with last minute
penalties has evened out now 🙂
Nice to have that winning feeling again. Ozil shows his class and God I feel sorry for OG, what does he have to do ? Put another way, what does Welbz EVER do ? The fans were singing his name, more points on offer v Palace and Boro, players looking quite worried about regime change (bar Alexis who we will offload anyway) and so getting the finger out somewhat…it’s all going to script. Sign the thing (“well, I was pushed into it when I really wanted to wait till the end of the season”) march up to Wembley and then, well, whoops, we won’t have enough defensively for games like Man C, Man U, Spurs, even Everton and definitely not Chelsea if we make that final. Nightmare stuff. We’re left with Harry no Houdini. How the hell will we wind ourselves up to go again in 2017/18 ? Oh I forgot, should be soooo easy for REAL fans. COYG.
Atkinson hates Arsenal – he never gives us anything and always sticks to the same script. We get the shit kicked out of us but somehow always draw the first yellow card.
Ozil was better tonight but I thought that Xhaka was equally impressive and Mustafi looked more like the player I thought we had signed after his first few games.
I agree with TTG that Giroud seems well pissed off at not starting games – his goal tonight was superbly taken.
Fat Sam awaits so we know what to expect.
UTA.
Atkinson has always been Wenger’s favourite referee.
At least we didn’t get the chump who had the Newcastle game. That’s a fuck up of epic proportions when you don’t even know the laws of the game. He might be able to take an early holiday though, so it’s not all bad news for him 🙂
For all of those Holics who were calling for David Moyes to replace Arsene Wenger here in this bar about five years ago (Goonerholic, in somewhat frustrated tone of type : “Will someone please tell me what David Moyes has ever won”) he may yet fulfill your dreams. He’s only one slap away and we may get him for a shade less than £8M pa.
But there may be even better bargains out there for you. Charlie Nicholas, a man who undoubtedly ‘knows about football’ (which the current board apparently don’t so they’d be well advised to listen to him) is touting “big” Brendan Rogers as Arsene’s successor. Just the man to let loose with the transfer war chest this summer. “Need a centre-half? There’s a good man at Celtic by the name of Toure who’s been pivotal to Celtic’s invincible season. Should take a wee look at him”
I don’t think there were actually that many calling for Moyes. I do remember Mr Gunnerblog touting Roberto Martinez for the job a few years back though.
We all had a good night out, trains ran on time, beer flowed at the Hemmingford and the boys put in a decent performance in the second half and we won!
My MOTM was Granit who really impressed me with numerous great balls to the attacking players. Mesut came to life in the second half and I agree it was his best performance in months. On the other hand Danny is not comfortable at CF and I can’t understand why Arsene is persisting with him up top, Giroud must be gutted.
The arm band really did something for Feo, he put in a fine shift and I was surprised when he was substituted. I think most of us were concerned that Carroll would be a serious threat but I thought that Gabby and Mustafi did a great job at the back and marked him out of the game. Hector is still a worry but I still love him.
Sadly I had to forego the offer of a Palace ticket. I’m afraid 8pm Monday night football doesn’t allow me to catch the last train home. We need 3 points at Selhurst Park and beyond, I have a feeling in my bones that we are going to make a top 4 finish.
COYRs
Some stats on Atkinson’s penalty awards in Premiership games over the past five seasons:
Season Penalties against Arsenal/All penalties
2016/17 1/5
2015/16 2/2
2014/15 2/7
2013/14 1/9
2012/13 1/5
So one-quarter of all the penalties he awarded in Premiership games over that time have been against us. Quite a statistical outlier. 🙂
During that time he has awarded just one to us (which Alexis missed in 2014/15).
A great second half showing from the lads and an opportunity to focus on the football for a change.
Xhaka and Elneny all day long for me, seem to have suggested as much some drinks ago.
There is a certain chemistry between them and they seem to enjoy playing with each other. It would be a shame to break up that pairing.
All in all, a good night’s work that hopefully forms the basis of an assault on the Prem.
UTA
NBN @30. Sometimes numbers do not lie. Since you did not add up the raw numbers for those five seasons I will reiterate that 7 of the total of 28 penalties awarded by Atkinson were against Arsenal. If I read that about my own performance I would be utterly embarrassed, and if I read that about the performance of one of my employees I would either begin an investigation or get rid of that employee on the spot.
But as you say, 7 of 28 is another way to say 25 percent.
Also a shocker to think he awarded us only one penalty in comparison to the 7 he awarded against us. Another shocker to see that he failed to award us any of the multiple penalties he should have awarded us yesterday. Also a shocker, or should be, to realize that he is being paid to do this to Arsenal.
Upon the advice of my imaginary cardiologist I retract the previous two drinks. Instead, I’ll have some of that cash Atkinson must be taking.
bt8b: Another way to look at it: in a perfect world where a referee was as equally likely to award a penalty in any game as in any other and equally against either team (ie, a random distribution), a referee with Atkinson’s penalty-awarding record (28) would have given one and a half penalties against Arsenal over those five seasons, not seven.
Yet another way of looking at it is that a team has a 10% chance of being awarded a penalty in any game Atkinson refs — unless its is playing Arsenal when its odds leap to 47%.
Great report Guvna. Only saw the highlights on Sky but impressed by Martinez, Gabriel, Xhaka, Elneny and Feo.
Hope we are turning a corner here and that the same fluency and urgency is on display at Palace. Let’s deflate the Walrus.
And without question Atkinson should be investigated. But Riley chairs the organisation that would do that and his record was similar. Believe the game in England is corruption-free if you will. Those figures are neither random nor incompetence.
Didn’t they used to sanction clubs for tapping up players?
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/05/alexis-sanchez-reportedly-receives-telephone-call-from-jose-mourinho-about-manchester-united-transfer-6556158/
bath@36: In Riley’s last five seasons (he retired after the 2008/09 season), he gave 28 penalties in 130 Premiership games — so similar numbers to Atkinson over five seasons. However, he gave only two against Arsenal and four for us. On random distribution, it should have been 1.4 penalties for and against.
Has anyone looked at Atkinson’s record with all the other teams to see if any other side has similar stats from him?
Has anyone checked other referees to see if Atkinson is uniquely weighted against us?
It might just be that we can’t defend for shit and get caught out more often than other teams. Just a thought
It’s nice to win and to have sensible discussions afterwards. There has been a sense of perspective among most fans I have spoken to although I still feel, as I think do most of this bar that the end of the season would be the right time for Arsene to leave, hopefully as we lift the FA Cup.
I agree with Delia about Xhaka. There is a footballer there but he needs further work and a partner like Elneny who is in Wenger’s words ‘ a continuity player’ . I have been as cynical as anyone about Theo but I really do believe we are seeing a sustained and positive attitude from someone who has driven me to distraction in the past. Ozil did play better but he tends to against the poorer sides.
But there was one situation which summed up my misgivings about this squad and this set-up. After about 15 mins West Ham got a free kick on the right about twenty five yards out .Last season they scored from a similar position when Payet crossed for Kouyate. The big danger was Andy Carroll . He scored a hat- trick of headed goals against us last season.
He took up a position wide left with a free run. Who marked him….?Hector Bellerin. A good cross would have given him an easy far- post header. Nobody blocked the run or attempted to restrict Carroll’s ability to reach the ball. The free kick was poor but if it had been decent we would have been in grave danger from the tactic that we knew carried their greatest threat. It was a lesson I thought we might have learned from West Brom. We got lucky . Why oh why do I have the feeling that we do little preparation defensively even if we know a team are going to play a certain way? Why do I feel that we are not benefiting from the experience of a top- quality defender like Steve Bould ? Good attacking play is about flair and invention, good defensive play is about discipline, repetitive drilling and using defensive nous. That is absent from this team and is one of the reasons that we won’t win the league. We’ve conceded over a goal a game and we are unable to stop the top teams scoring against us.
But at least we showed more confidence and played some flowing second-half football. But if we look at the bigger picture it alters very little.
Why oh why do defenders give away silly free kicks like that early one anyway, TTG, when the opposition are known to be particularly dangerous in such situations? Only one of the clumsy tackles that ended with dangerous frees against us was a taking-one-for-the-team type, and therefore excusable, imo.
That said I deplore the taking-one-for-the-team ethic and would include it among red card offences. We all enjoy clever football and some clodhopping chopper spoiling a skilful move deprives us. The worst that could happen is more goals, and who is against that?
The Arsenal I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldjsTkjlwd8
Cheers H! Top result all round. Cant defend for shit but we’re still better than 15 other teams in the top division.
Cynic@40: Premiership, past five seasons, penalties awarded by Atkinson against:
Arsenal: 7
Everton, Stoke: 3
Hull, Liverpool, QPR: 2
Aston Villa, Burnley, CP, Newcastle, Spurs, Swansea, Wigan, West Brom, West Ham: 1
All the rest: 0
Correlation isn’t causality of course, but seven is certainly a statistical outlier.
Gotta love it! http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsene-wenger-protest-march-cancelled-10169802
Ned, It would be interesting to see how many of those 7 penalties were given correctly/incorrectly.
Until then, I don’t buy into all this “the refs are against us” nonsense. We’ve had our fair share of favourable decisions too.
All the more reason to bring technology into it now! At the very least it will keep the refs honest.
A better outcome would be to rid the game of incompetent/complicit refs!
One can only hope.
It is bit odd on the number of
penalties but purely circumstantial as
they say on the TV.
Personally, I thought Atkinson did
ok generally but got the 2 penalty
decisions wrong.
Nacho does tend to overreact when
he goes down and it’s possible that
influenced the ref. Regardless, it
was poor refereeing.
As BB said technology would help,
the Nacho one didn’t matter but
the first one did.
Cheers Ned. Is there any other ref with lopsided figures though? I can’t find this sort of stat anywhere (he lied, he just can’t be arsed to do his own research 😉 )
Chris – There were no marchers on their march because there were other protests going on from much more established groups. You may have noticed all the empty seats that filled up after 13 minutes. All wank anyway and won’t make a scrap of difference, because the club has the money in the bank.
Re: Barack @47. You are right, we have had an unusual number of important decisions in our favor this season. Not by Atkinson though, if memory serves.
Today’s AW quote regarding Arsenal’s poor second halves against BM in the CL:
“If you look at the two games and take the first 45 minutes of the two games, we were qualified but then went out in such an emphatic way.”
Maybe we shouldn’t think about “being qualified” before our eggs are hatched? It seems we are quite capable of playing 45 minutes of decent football on a regular basis, but the other 45 minutes have been a constant problem.
Sadio Mane is out for the rest of the season. Watch Liverpool’s goal output dwindle. Hopefully.
Re: 53 (talking to myself again): It looks like Miguel Delaney at The Independent thinks the same about the potential of Sane’s injury to do us a favor:
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/top-four-race-liverpool-manchester-united-city-arsenal-sadio-mane-injury-a7673086.html
howdy ‘hol ‘n’ all
degree o roarin an shoutin around the Mighty Arsenal
never get involved
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some people
the thickness and flexibility of a brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok
*makes faces*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SJe8kbrTiY
*57 varieties of them*
let’s unite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoQLowFKgpQ&feature=youtu.be
ooooohhhhh the big six O
where’s wolfie when ye need him ?
Or a pair of Speedos and Jimmy Choos, come to that.
hey ho ned
how ye diddlin’
fair to middlin’ ?
The Press really are stupid. A story is going round that Sanchez is going to stay for one more season if we buy lots of players. He is under contract for one more year and the last thing Arsenal want is for him to run his contract down and leave on a free at the end of it.
The story emanated from the tiresome John Cross who claims to have special access at Arsenal which might be interesting if he ever revealed anything of any use or accuracy. Sanchez will either sign a new contract and stay or Arsenal will sell him at the end of this season. I’d like him to stay but I’m not unduly fussed . But the idiot bloggers who actually think there are ITK journalists , are running around speculating as if this is going to happen.
It’s bollocks don’t believe it. No one knows what’s going on. That includes Wenger ??
bless your naivety m’lud
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*taps nose*
*knowingly knows knowledge*
Howdy CBA! Naivety isn’t what it used to be….or is that nostalgia ?
ones half the wait of the other and twice the burden
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I love talking shite
how are ye big man ?
still working like a nutter ?
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days off are yer friend , chief
Wembley.
Wembley.
I’m the famous Stevie T and I’m going to Wembley.
Go Sarries……
Just think, 4.30 kick off and I can enjoy a beer and watch the game at the same time? How incredibly civilised. I just hope the little man brings his pocket money.
the mighty steve T
how are ye fella ?
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(don t worry ‘holic my bullshit and bad word reserves are low – just saying hello to the main men )
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so you can fuck off wi yer oul nonsense !
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Can I ask? What is this infatuation with officials? Almost every game now people spend more of their time discussing the officials than the actual game?
Boys and girls. It may have escaped your notice but we won 3-0. We have been Pants for ages but hopefully this and the Citeh result may just mean that we have turned a corner? So why are we discussing a penalty statistics going back years????? Genuinely, what is the point? Have we list that much focus?
For those who didn’t read the excellent Sky study, refs get on average 98% of their decisions right every game. That apparently equates to about 5 mistakes per match. Obviously there will be times when they make more than that as well as times when they make less. Debate it all you want but going back over years of stats and almost blanking the fact that we actually won a game of football seems totally bizarre to me.
Evening CBA. All fine and dandy here my old son.
I trust all is well in your fair land and with your good people?
steve
as per , my life is in pieces in the air
all joking amongst themselves
who’ll land first
though the bangles just came on the youtube tv shuffle
I would carry susannah hoffs books home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYBNFWpLQ54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPo64EBxHxY&t=132s
ye keep a lonely bar ‘hol
yet ye still charge !
yer fourteen versions of a fucker sonny boy !
You’ll never walk alone, cba.
holding me microphone Alvin Stardust stylee
that’s the fuckin amount o trouble yer in , Swindon !
.
.
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Kgl9HbNp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlOKGv3BWs0
RIP
aaaaahhhh !!!
the mighty 8ball
how are ye chief ?
reasons various
been watching 50s 60s American tv shows
any recommendations ?
.
.
howdy cynic ya fucker
how’s things
grumble mumble genius humble
Alvin Stardust??????
Blimey…..
Stan n Ollie knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qTtXdqd0ck
edmonds was/is/forever shall be
a cunt
‘holic
sort yer bar out
.
not unlike us on many occasions
ye’ve too many
lookie onies
standy roundies
do fuckallies
indeed
.
i dunno why I bovvaaa
even
T
R
Y
I
N
G
to
reach
the
TON
Fairly impressive.
If the double ton is what you’re after you could probably use
S
O
M
E
—
H
EL
P
but 89 more to go still a mighty high mountain to climb, scale or mount
Was it neglect or permissiveness that saw the no assisting rule go out the window?
Self-assisting that is, not that I would know anything about it of course.
Heavens to Mergatroid I believe Snagglepuss may have said something similar.
Trickle o’ consciousness
nothing as compared to the master who shall go unnamed
Where’s Tomas Rosicky when you could really used one of those twirly dribbles through the midfield?
Santi Cazorla could even do the trick.
Wish the Arsenal careers of those two had overlapped more.
One-fifth of the way to the double-ton. And now, back over to the maestro, whose name as you all know, is …
A
W
C’
MON
cba,
CAN
ONE
POOR
soul be
expected to
do the
toil of
ALL?
Starting to think that single ton wasn’t as easy as it looked.
TIME
TO REVIVE
the
f
ili
bu
st
er?
Not on this evidence, surely.
Wonder what Fat Sam would have to say about it, or Big Sam as they say in the Daily Mail.
Feeling for Arsene Wenger across the void, apparently.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4392298/Sam-Allardyce-feels-Arsene-Wenger.html
Adheres to the rule of one in fifteen drinks being football-related
another half ton nearly in the
old
onion
baggie
bag that is, don’t want to remind anybody of the Webster Brom game.
If the rest of the clubs play on Saturday and you play on Monday it isn’t even the same week in the eyes of most deities.
Authorities, not to bring religion or other strongly held beliefs into it
Stones still singing Not Fade Away, but will Arsenal take note?
Please ‘holic forgive my numerous transgressions, violations and ignorances of the house rules.
Didn’t mean to harm or offend anybody, as Snir Geuli used to say on an annual basis. (What has become of him I wonder?)
” big ” Sam dig at AW in that article:
‘He’s a quality manager and he’s been a quality manager since he arrived at Arsenal. We have so many quality managers in the Premier League now, it’s just a pity they’re not British.’
Long weekend becoming longer by the minute.
Best US TV shows of the ’50s and ’60s, cba? Here are ten to be going on with…
77 Sunset Strip, Maverick, Have Gun Will Travel, The Twilight Zone, Get Smart, Mission Impossible, Rawhide, McHale’s Navy, I Love Lucy, The Beverley Hillbillies.
Longer indeed, bt8, F1 is a farce … they can’t race because the safety helicopter hasn’t got a clear run to the nearest hospital (in the event someone crashes). Course is fine to race, it’s Chinese air pollution that’s the problem. In light of which (dark of which?) car racing in China is unlikely ever.
Funniest thing was when the helicopters that cover the race gave us pictures (from the air) of the safety helicopter sitting waiting……
UFO sighting from down under?
Top o’ the autumnal evening to you Chris. Seasonable conditions for a double ton?
Autumnal morning?
Which helicopters would they be? Can’t recall any in the Beverly Hillbillies.
Wow.
Bonkers in the night.
If you’ll pardon the expression.
crazy flipper fingers
hard to beat that
unless you are beating that
likely to be bonkers all the way to Monday so best be prepared Cynic
better make it break time before it’s breakfast time
*applauds Mr 8ball*
.
have an almighty
moooooooooooooooooooooo
from the girls too
fascinatin’ fuckers cows
nowt , neither man ner beast
can fix you in such a steely glare
yet continue to carry out
whatever bodily functions arise
with nary a flinch
my personal favourite being
the parallel to the floor bowel evacuation
tongue up nose
double whammy
all completed with locked eye contact
fascinatin’
sheep
now they’re fuckin useless
a more bitter cowardly race o people
never existed
gimme a cow anyday
though they’re not without their faults
and a dangerous cantankerous big cunt of a thing
they can be too
if they take a notion
and run at you it’s fuckin scary
and the knowledge they can’t climb trees
is of little comfort
and no mistake
Nothing wrong with being round CBA
Your clock has still not changed H.
Yippee. An extra hour of drinking.
Snir is building up to the next Snir Deadline Day
pigs !
now there’s a noble beast
smart as a whip
but with shit so fuckin eye watering
t’would take the hair off a wooden leg
for which god given reason
it’s very easy to rationalize eating the delicious fuckers
in my book
Bacon.
Awesome product.
Make no mistake.
Beef
Pull the horns off.
Wipe its arse.
Chuck it on.
Medium rare.
With a cheeky little side salad.
Purely for show of course.
Sheep.
Hint of rosemary.
Hint of garlic.
Slow roasted.
Best way to deal with sheep.
howdy steve
you be any shape ye want to be sir
you are as the Lord made you
and if he made you in his own image and likeness
may I suggest your godship goes and gets his cholesterol checked
speaking of which
my frying pan is oink-shy
so i’ll bid you a-moooooooooooooooooooooo
porky pig needs shown a flame
Chicken?
Don’t get me started on chicken.
No porky pig that turned into bacon died in vain in this house.
Fully appreciated to the last.
You enjoy CBA. Looks like it’s well earned.
Gonna make the double.
Keep on keeping on.
Big Sam = Oxygen Thief
He’s someone that needs a spit up his arse.
Carnivoretastic
Only the best quality though.
CBA. bt8.
Holic will go nuts when he sees what you’ve done to his bar.
Quite right too.
It’s not big.
And it’s certainly not clever.
Sauce with the sizzler?
Certainly not.
How to ruin a top Bacon Sarnie.
You’ve both way too much sauce anyway?
It’s that time.
Start the car, as Bumble would say.
And it’s straight out of the ground at the pavilion end.
Raises bat.
Salutes crowd.
Fiddles uncomfortably with helmet.
Well gents.
You snooze, you lose.
It’s that simple.
Right. I’m off to the gym.
Can’t sit around here all day.
Heard they had a buffet on.
?
Bonkers, the lot of you.
Totally Tonto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGOEUo_sLxY
Heh at the night’s ramblings. What have you been smoking?
I see your sheep, cba, and raise you goats. Goats faint if you creep up on them and shout. Which is horrible because cunts on YouTube keep posting videos of it.
I would love it if somebody did that once and the goat turned round and screamed FUCK OFF, in a goaty voice, before unloading an uzi into the offending yob’s face.
But I doubt that will ever happen.
In other news, I see Verne Troyer has been admitted to rehab for alcoholism. There’s a joke about shorts in there somewhere…
well now
well now
well now cynic
was sat in a car
windows down
didn’t a goat rear up on it’s two back feet
and deposit it’s two front in the window
a cornetto for to steal
the cornetto owner near shit
pressed the window up button sharpish
the goat cared not a jot
as its front feet raised up til stuck firmly
all the while
it’s fuckin mad fuckin rectangular pupils
never wavered from the ice pop
goats are indeed FUCKIN MAD BASTARDS
wouldn’t surprise me if they pulled out a short on the shouters
there’s a verne troyer joke in there somewhere
cynic
you any recommendations for old tv shows
chris gave me some
mchales navy – never heard of
gonna give it a blast
now that i’m buffalo bill kodi
i can get everything
?
*opens left side of overcoat*
” can i interest anyone in an episode of the water margin ? “
“two Gomer Pyles for the price of a Rhoda”
in other news
.
a cautionary tale for younger ‘holics
though homebrewing may appear glamorous
(lord knows , we’ve all seen the glossy magazine shoots)
stewardship of 160 commotion lotion pint bottles
is taxing
speaking of which
well done mr T for the 2 ton
though i feel plaudits
(in the form of cash)
are due the mighty 8ball
for doing the hard yards
before i forget
SORRY , CLIVE
i’d dearly love to say it won’t happen again
?
i would
but
ALL THE TWOs !!!!!!
178 steve
‘hol’s clock not changed
do spurs fans get an extra hour inbred ?
“Try the veal”
*silence*
*huffs*™
Old tv shows?
Errrmmm
How old?
There’s this mad German Star Trek type series you might like but it’s subtitled. 1966, seven episodes and all on YouYube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJI4J92Btis
i laugh in the face of youtube
i’m in the murky world of t’internet now
old , weird or in need of some repair
is my middle name
actually it isn’t
i don’t have one
so the hilarious spy name game
was lost on me
particularly since my surname
was dictated by having just got outta bed with the wife
clive see 218
I don’t really have any old tv to recommend to a technologically advanced super being such as yourself, Mr Kodibollocks.
I’m shitting large house bricks over having to buy a new telly. I hate flat panels. Got no choice however.
Although, paradoxically, there’s far too much choice out there.
I just want a nice old CRT 🙁
i understand
though last few months
been using a ‘flat tv’
has the hdmi for the bringer of football
that is the firestick
i did however bring said telly
on the bus under me oxter
as i transport it when i leave donegal
for the noisy north
or the occupied 6 counties
if you will ?
speaking of snir
i remember saying occupation
wasn’t just a job
he wasn’t happy
but gentlemanly about it he was
So if you’re in Norn Iron and you have a passport, do you put OCCUPATION – Yes?
got given it
for nothing
it’s only wee
it’s a bush
cheap as fuck
but means i can get disappointment in real time
watching us
thanks to tsn or nbcsn
?
‘HOLIC give cynic a raise !
or
give it me
i’ll see he gets it
ma momma din raise no feef
bullshitter
i’ll give ye
feef no
” HOW FAR AWAY IS MONDAY ? “
sweet livin’ merciful mother o fuck
It’s always too far until it gets here and then it’s not far enough.
And with that, I exit stage left. Have fun.
and cheers cynic
for not taking the bait
for 233 crudity
*gets into bear costume too late*
Wembley, Wembley.
Time for a pint with a pork pie chaser.
It’s all about who brings home the bacon CBA. Not about who fattens the pig.
Just saying.
And speaking of tubby pigs……
BTM and Holic will get that one
?
now
as a plain talker meself
i have no idea about what you are on
steve me oul mucker
(did ye know mucker is an over the years melting of mo chara – my friend in Irish )
if ye didn’t before ye do now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB-i24ah8f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoYWalppGEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XqFcw_eLhk
wot no slf ?
damn straight
tabloid journalist written heavy metal shite
# oooh bombs oooh guns oooh shift units
shite band
only good thing was the guitar start of suspect device
(oooh scary tabloid name )
and even that was fuckin stolen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxUgW5CLk18
don’t get me started on the fuckin clash – posh cunt
.
“seriously don’t ”
“luncheon* beckons”
.
.
.
.
*meat
“Career Opportunities” ?
when yer da is an ambassador ?
.
people are fuckin gullible
eh?
when expensive clothing and photo shoots takes over
ahhhhh fuck off !
fuckin daisies !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pIEWA572A
what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrTJLSL3YoU
let’s not forget the clash’s only no 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF8JbsLPupY
fuck me
i could reach the 3 ton
powered only by justified bile
ya fuckin shower
but i’m sure
the anti-paranoia
dark forces will be on hi alert
Me – the takedown for to do
.
yeah
it’s gonna happen
it happens all the time
‘holic
am withdrawing myself from
this solitary arena
just lost a bottle of crested ten to the floor
i am not blaming anyone
children for sale ads on gumtree are entirely coincidental
crested ten anything like speckled hen?
Speaking of animals, Steve and CBA.
Get Trev in here with some animal puns.
Please.
3 ton and 4 ton would be here in a gif.
That’s a kind of electronic picture. Meant to say giff.
Noticed nobody insulted my chickens. Good thing.
Steve T. That is a very meat intensive diet as cba noted. Lettuce and endive shy.
Well in for the meaty ton.
Dog seems to want his morning walk. Jostling my typing elbow doncha knowwww.
Cheerio.
But one more thing first.
F*ck Sp*rs.
And F*ck W*atford.
Made it too easy on ’em.
Not a good day portends when you wake up and the headless chickens are up 4-nil.
cba lurking for the three ton? Cynic with a capital C? Steve T gone off the boil?
8ball
what can i say
when my bottles in pieces
that box they gave me failed nicely
.
there’s only one man for the three 100
and it ain’t Mac
anyone bothers ye 8ball
send em de me
i’ll fuckin “not known at this address”
their motherfuckin asses off
.
the pussy bitches etc
though
i will lend you
HALF
of what is known
as my not inconsiderable menace
.
use sparingly
STOP !
.
i said sparingly
the impetuositiousness ov yoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEF_Z44iMPM
how many 8balls are there ?
.
well
there’s
one
little
two
.
little
three
little
8
B
A
L
LLS
four
little etc
fuckin step up ya lazy basta !
fuckin typical !
D’ye want a flake on yer Easter bonnet , petal ?
dunno
why
I’m even
the fuck
botherin’
?
Nicks it
did you , cynic ?
did you ?
.
i dunno about everyone else but
i love the new pound coins
that my english overlords
dictate i should exchange
for services or chips
when i am back under the imperialist thumb
they have sides aplenty
the land stealers !
and
a different coloured bit in the middle
and a bad attitude
angry fuckers !
it’s shiney !
smile ya grumpapotamuses !
like a pound , me
get outta my front room
ya funny accented shower
(leave rossiter,barker and corbett)
.
call it rent
told ya
i was out walkin
the dog
cba not what i
wanted to
see
when i
got back
with
3 bags o’
groceries
sweatin an’
pantin’
and itchin’
to tap in
the mighty
3 ton
oh what the fuckin’
bleedin’
bloody ‘ell
🙂
68 and 0 the operative numbers.
.
{number of minutes played by LFC today so far}
{goals scored by same so far}
whisper it quietly quietly
THEY AIN’T GONNA SCORE A FUCKIN’ GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!
JINXED AGAIN in the 71st minute.
Apologies to all. Just wanted to see if my jinx powers were still intact.
Inappropriate, I know ‘holic I will accept my medicine on this one.
8ball
U WUZZ ROBBD !!!!
(also an obscure Slade b-side)
it’s a small world ?
the four ton is yours
Double jinx in the 72nd minute, double embarrassment and recorded by the security agencies too. I will await my arrest and imprisonment.
With good behavior and time served they may let me on Goonerholic in say, ten years. 🙁
have at the cunt
dribbling here
i blame the children !
Liverpool now rampant and looking like scoring eleven. Probably that is, since I am not watching the game. Too busy pursuing the four ton. But family duties are about to intervene for a couple o’ hours so it’s on to …
…
*ramps up accent*
“GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY”
If anybody would like a precis of the drinks so far, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BxDCYl2NuA
‘hol the movie.
imdb ratings spiking
.
looked up mine years ago
quite favourable
that’s good enough for me
won’t go back though
NEVER go back
?
tv is for arseholes
fuckin overpaid arseholes
*shines diamond ego-retainer*
newspapers are fer cunts too
glad they’re all dying a gruesome death as well
they’ll accept any oul shite
fuckin turnips
the ancient art of the finely turned phrase
is spunkclatter now
.
sad days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVz-zHIlS9Y
Free donuts? No such thing. Consider the diabetes risk. Mexico they say has the second worst rate of sugar induced diabetes in the world just after you know who. Poor Mexico and their healthy corn tortillas. So close to God and so near the United States. ?????????
And one for Chris, hopefully not a Medivac
?
i really like chris
he’s made for here
sharp as a tack
doesn’t back down
like many/most here
apart from a few
who have no respect
for
ALL THE 3s !!!!!!!!
Chris rocks just wanted to be sure he stays away from the rock candy. In the name of Oskar the dog. At least he’s far away from the home of Halloween snickers twelve packs.
Which reminds me, i shoulda picked up an oatmeal stout 12 pack to improve my digestion. Such a hypocrite i am
Digestion and fortifification for the four ton frolics
222 and 333 bagged but could 400 and 444 make it a day of four leaf clovers for the doyen of donegal?
me oul mucker
dead now
15 he was
ate a selection box
one Christmas
had to put him outside
hose himself down
after shittin an bokin all over himself
God rest him
miss him everyday
loathe to get another dog
cos himself dying was fuckin rotten
Not really in agreement with Chris’ old ustv picks though excepting Mission Impossible and Get Smart. Great opening themes those two had. Gilligan’s Island too and it had Tina Louise
My dog now is about 5 years old in the prime of his life so no hassles. Even gets along with the chickens and cats. Excepting one who swats him when he feels like it. Man’s best friend and it is verifiably true in my case.
aren’t i the happy bollocks ?
sorry ‘hol
what a boringshit i turned out to be
put on the sausages then start buttering my tea
left me standing sausage free sarnie
8ball
yer menagerie sounds tip fuckin top
all small though
ye seen a cow close up
bitches be huuuuuge !
Picture of Tina Louise seducing the professor available here:
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/gilligans-island/images/28018205/title/hunter-screencap
Not Arsene Wenger aka le professeur in case of confusion
Too hot to handle
Tantalizing Tina that is
Just the other side of my tv screen
been listening to new order recently
didn’t previously
was always a joy division nazi
them and them alone
bought most of their records
fuck me
i missed out with my Ian prejudice
Extra lean beef on the plate or lugubriously large heifer on the hoof?
Humongously hefty for a city boy no doubt.
can i have a cheeseburger and buzzcocks ?
Buzzcocks before your time young man
Being in a family way and all and with 7% left on the cellphone must be ringinging off to deliver the chorus daughter back to the abode. Cheery O
Awww bless
thankyou
the mighty 8ball !
*feels 50 again*
my favourite accent
a nice Scottish accent
.
despite my undeniable good looks
and my “fuck off its the only bar in an hour’s walk”
i have never experienced a beautiful lady tourist
gazing lovingly into my eyes and saying –
“keep talking – your accent is so wonderful”
I am however
in the popular female parlance
“A Ride ”
.
.
haters gonna hate
don’t indulge
but nice still to be offered the menu
H. A .
and then some
HINT
it’s not what you’d think
or
“sqwawk squawk squawk squawk squawk ”
as i sound
leap year
‘hol
shy ?
going to school bothering nobody
yet reeking of yer surname
ALERT
369
i’m on the wine
stuff about tobacco and yeah bla
i dunno
I wish some of ye lurked less and vomited more
cba @369 it is okay so long as
you are not on the wane. 🙂
there was little or no
but big and yes
studenty easily accessible political discourse
.
ponses talking
stout men throwing
.
anyhoo
god bless all here
and
i hope i didn’t hit any of ye on the head
wi a halfer ?
8ball
do you eat your chickens ?
is lulabelle tasty ?
or
do you imagine
lulabelle perhaps
might be delicious
Blimey.
A day in the sunshine and I return to find one flew over the cuckoos nest.
Easy does it fellas.
I have a preview to write, at this time of night.
It will be whisky-fuelled! 😉
i think ‘holic is zapping things
he believes to be noisy
.
your house
your rules
but
why do you zap what I say sometimes ?
when it’s not noisy
and leave stuff which is definitely noisy
sorry
just don’t get it
PGMOL
sub section
talkin shite
.
No infringement
anyhow
anyhoo
getting it all out me system
away all week again
Be good and kind to each other
or slap the biggest one first
that’s my notions
cba.
no eating our
own chickens
it would be fratricide
and a violation of
the house rules
these city chickens
are not really
any less pet-like
than dogs, cats and
other such
domestic walkabouts
but they cannot
enter the threshold
as they seem to want
cycling weather
68 degrees and a dry
saturday afternoon
soon to be off
taking advantage
and mindful of
tomorrow’s forecasted
stormy skies
but first …
the metric four ton is there for the taking so is anybody at all interested??
dunno
i’m getting the fucked off gene
wogan did my nut
assholing about jan30 1972
few moons ago
moronically bringing up shite he’d “gleaned”
that had nowt to do with fuck all
.
..
maybe yer right ‘holic
I should fuck off
if I am being censored
couldn’t be arsed with that clowns
assholery regarding bloody sunday
and
can’t be fuckin arsed wi you slicing what i say
I see you ‘holic have hinted your preview won’t be up too quickly but maybe just in case we should hasten these drinks up a bit so as not to miss this historic opportunity?
Haste makes waste but
good bye
UP THE ARSENAL
with the goal in sights
expecting and wanting cba’s help but must go on if he’s left
must be strain and frustration from carrying a heavy load
On the train home. Club level at Wembley is not to be sniffed at.
May have to cindsider that for the semi.
Crystal Palace. Sam Allardyce. Maybe we should just hit them in the face with a pie?
CBA stole the 300
Fair play
At least Dick Turpin put a mask on.
Hundreds of drinks come and gone but this is the important one.
While ‘holic is typing up pearls of wisdom the big number gets closer in the windshield
‘holic whisky going down smoothly I presume
d’ye know what , 8ball
some things are big
and
some things are serious
.
you are a good soul
god bless ye
(I don’t believe in God so sssshhhhhhhhh )
Chickens strutting their stuff but modestly
Sensor the cattleman from across the pond?
Never heard of such ludicrousy.
Cluck
Raises bat.
Salutes the crowd.
Helmet proper nasty now.
You need to be quicker with your meat puns.
Now chop chop.
Well and truly Clucked.
If I may say so…
cba, I don’t mean to mix up this numbers nonsense with things of consequence or historical wrongs.
Steve T, Your timing is impeccable even posting from a moving train.
Now off for the big bike ride but keep the home fires burning.
Royally clucked, Steve. Ah well.
I hope you understand in the cold light of day cba.
Now, a preview, albeit an early one, and a mood swingy one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
8ball
you are GOLDEN
I am just fucked off
as i said before
my moniker comes from
being fucked off
with a “free state” goofball with nary a clue
.
you sir
are indeed golden
.
.
.
.
‘holic , poor show
.
GOODBYE
or are ye gonna chop that too ?
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Bv887-JlM
i understand ‘hol
i understand censorship
what did I say that would blow the queens skirt up
what was it ?
.
what did I say that isn’t factual
.
its a fuckin shame
i loved here
.
cunts dressed in green kicked doors in
is that the problem ?
Not in your name, eh
like the tiresome wogan
.
time to move on
it happened over there
just behind the can’t give a fuck services
.
disappointed but not surprised
really disappointed
.
cheerio people
” cold light of day ”
.
heard yerself recently , ‘hol ?
You’ll be back, where else can you get lunacy like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH5Qr-fq1IY
Well… YouTube obviously. But APART from there…