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Win A 2011/12 Season Review DVD

Jun 30th, 2012 by 'holic

It’s competition time again, and a chance for you to land yourself a copy of the recently released season review dvd.

The 2011/12 season gave us great entertainment and glorious goals as Arsenal made sure of qualification for next season’s Champions League with a third-place finish.

Featuring every game and every goal – including those fantastic wins over Tottenham and Chelsea, and of course the return of The King – we’re giving three readers the chance to own the complete record of last season.

To enter, simply answer the following question:

The video on the Arsenal.com link above shows Mikel Arteta scoring a memorable winning goal at a home game against which club?

Send your answer to competition@goonerholic.com to arrive no later than 6pm (BST) next Tuesday, 3rd July.

The official ‘holic random number generator will be fired up then and the three lucky winners will be announced in a post on Tuesday evening.

Thanks so much to Arsenal Football Club for providing the prizes.

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249 Responses to “Win A 2011/12 Season Review DVD”

  1. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:31 pm1GoonerTerry

    Ding 😎

  2. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:36 pm2Wind

    Dammit GT πŸ™‚

    From last bar before Holic inadvertently cut me off :/

    Lars @ 433, haha what can I say, Ludivine is such a beauty πŸ™‚ Ecstatic she responded to me first though on the Q&A out of everybody though πŸ˜›

    abb @ 434, agreed, it would almost be a travesty for Spain to win it, robotic is a bit much to describe them bit itworks, Italy are like the finest handcrafted items, their defects give them their charm, Spain are the industrial production line, mass production, injection molding and the like… Its just not good πŸ™

    Now, onto that season review DVD… I’ll be (trying to be) having that! πŸ˜›

  3. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:40 pm3GoonerTerry

    One of those DVDs is mine – I am THAT confident πŸ™‚

  4. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:44 pm4GoonerTerry

    So if me and Wind are gonna take the first two, who’s gonna get the other one?

  5. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:45 pm5Wind

    I’m equally THAT confident, why I can see ‘Holic’s post with my name on it somewhere already… πŸ™‚
    *goes to enter the competition*

  6. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:51 pm6Oxon Gooner

    @GT That’ll be me, then

  7. on 30 Jun 2012 at 9:54 pm7Wind

    GoonerTerry, Wind & Oxon Gooner for the competition winners! Alright ‘Holic, you can end the competition now πŸ˜‰

  8. on 30 Jun 2012 at 10:02 pm8Uplympian

    I’ll take tabs runner up spot then – an honour is better than a prize

  9. on 30 Jun 2012 at 10:03 pm9zicoinexile

    Oil have a guess…… πŸ™„

  10. on 01 Jul 2012 at 12:34 am10beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    ‘holic. These contest procedures are a little complicated for one of my limited intelligence, but I’ll have a go. πŸ˜‰

  11. on 01 Jul 2012 at 12:37 am11beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    ‘holic FYI I had some problems with my email account so will be sending my contest entry from my new email address which is attached to this post.

  12. on 01 Jul 2012 at 1:08 am12beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    H2H. I’m glad you liked the Giroud goals video at 420 in the previous drinks.
    Hopefully he can replicate that form for us. Please, Please, Please!!!!!!

  13. on 01 Jul 2012 at 3:53 am13Snir Geuli

    Ok I might be over thinking this but am I the only one who thought about what might happen if Italy win?

    Lots of their players are from Juve. Lucio is signing for Juve on Monday. Add that to Buffon and Chiellini. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That this whole thing might convince RvP that glory will be achieved at Juve?

    Or am I over thinking ;)?

  14. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:46 am14IOllie

    *BOILK*

    clearly overthinking Snir

  15. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:01 am15Catalan Gunner

    Mega Boilk.

  16. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:07 am16Catalan Gunner

    Stop thinking Snir

  17. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:16 am17cognacgunner

    Theme for this weekends Le Figaro – Londres – what a puke – but there’s a spread on a certain AW who, between his round the world jaunts, apparently is based there (who knew that), typifying the French ex-pat in London…

  18. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:18 am18Wind

    Snir, don’t make me remotely shut down your brain until the final later πŸ˜‰

  19. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:28 am19zicoinexile

    @ 13

    So if Italy win, I collect Β£75 notes and Arsenal lose RvP?

    I guess then it will be MY fault.

    I’ll take my chances….. 8)

  20. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:40 am20Holloway2Holland

    Is it available on Betamax?

  21. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:50 am21Holloway2Holland

    It’s important to vote;

    http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/arsenal-fans-sabotage-facebook-vote-ensure-sol-campbell-bags-spot-tottenham-alltime-prem-xi/

  22. on 01 Jul 2012 at 12:16 pm22Trev

    Cognac @17 –

    Don’t believe everything you read Cognac. I drive past the end of the road where AW reportedly lives, every couple of weeks to visit my mother, and I’ve never seen him yet. πŸ˜‰

  23. on 01 Jul 2012 at 12:24 pm23Trev

    H2H @21 –

    πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚ πŸ˜†

  24. on 01 Jul 2012 at 12:59 pm24imissbergkamp

    @ Trev – from the previous drink

    Oh, i thought that there would be a congregation at the Tollie for the away fixture as well.

    It is s shame, would have been delighted to meet some of you fellow holics.

  25. on 01 Jul 2012 at 1:00 pm25imissbergkamp

    ‘a shame’ and not ‘s shame’

    Stupid typing skills

  26. on 01 Jul 2012 at 3:15 pm26beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Re: Trev @22. The only neighbors I ever see are the ones out walking their dogs. The others apparently sit inside slapping the sausage, choking the chicken or some such, so maybe that’s what AW is doing. πŸ˜‰

  27. on 01 Jul 2012 at 3:34 pm27Holloway2Holland

    Seems you have a lot of meat violaters in your neck of the woods 8ball.

  28. on 01 Jul 2012 at 3:57 pm28beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    H2H. The local meat inspector indeed has quite a job to do. πŸ˜‰

  29. on 01 Jul 2012 at 4:06 pm29beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Here’s a sample of the meat inspector’s work:

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/dostuff-production/photos/2990685/meat-n-greet-a.jpg

  30. on 01 Jul 2012 at 5:09 pm30iH2H

    Meat inspector?

    Sounds right up Wolfie’s alley. (oo-er)

  31. on 01 Jul 2012 at 5:28 pm31True Storey

    Afternoon all.

    Snir @ #13 I would disengage brain, just for a little bit mind, and return to peering into those fine crystal balls of yours. Hope you’re having a good summer πŸ™‚

    UTA! or Up The Azzuri (for one evening only)

  32. on 01 Jul 2012 at 5:31 pm32True Storey

    @ Wind from the previous drinks

    …”I’ll be 18 by the time the season begins, hope to get to the opening Sunderland home game and meet you rowdy lot over a pint/lemonade at the Toilie and come on all over the first time face to face meeting….”

    Errr…. would you care to re-phrase that young man or is the excitement going to be too much for on of such tender years?

  33. on 01 Jul 2012 at 5:39 pm33Lars

    TS@31: and if disengaging brain does not worked, I do remember dear old Clive “The Sweeper” Waterman giving Snir a universal advice that always works… πŸ˜‰

    (and where the hell are you, Mr Sweeper? We miss you!)

  34. on 01 Jul 2012 at 5:44 pm34True Storey

    Heh! @ Lars πŸ˜€

  35. on 01 Jul 2012 at 5:46 pm35zicoinexile

    I concur.

    Clive for President.

    Not of Sweden. πŸ˜‰

  36. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:01 pm36Lars

    zico, maybe not of Sweden. Though it could be quite interesting to have a president whose solution for crow control issues is to hire girls who offer free handjobs at train stations…

  37. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:04 pm37IOllie

    Back on the ST soon. For some reason i cant remember whether Arsenal won today or not.

  38. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:48 pm38And Lester

    2 best teams in the tournament in the final. sky-high-stakes. probably tight ‘n’ tactical…
    comon spaitalia!

  39. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:51 pm39Trev

    @36. – πŸ˜†

  40. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:54 pm40Trev

    AL – now that sounds like food for Astronauts – or space cadets like Balotelli. πŸ˜‰

  41. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:55 pm41Trev

    Ah forty – Evening Major !

  42. on 01 Jul 2012 at 6:57 pm42Trev

    * Realises he is talking to himself and goes to sit down quietly in the corner *

  43. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:02 pm43Lars

    All my life, Italy have been playing the most boring of boring games. Spain have always played a technical and attack-oriented game. This tournament, Spain have been dull and boring beyond words and Italy have played brilliantly entertaining football for large parts. Strange.

    I still think this could be a really good game. If either team can get a fairly quick goal then I think the game will open up.

  44. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:19 pm44Trev

    * can’t resist wittering again in the corner *

    heard a discussion on the radio the other day as to who might be our new Pirlo, in the light of his Euro performances, (Xavi and Iniesta are just sooo yesterday’s men) and inevitably and ridiculously the name of Jack Wilshere was mentioned.

    This was, as they said, really because no other manager of a top team is prepared to give young players a chance in the first team, as the pressure to win trophies is too great.

    Only Arsene Wenger will risk playing the likes of Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Wilshere.

    And what does AW get in return – criticism for not spending the club into administration, and constant reminders that we have not won a trophy for seven years.

    None of this is new, of course, but as Euro Final night arrives, and we are nowhere to be seen again, I’m still listening and waiting for one single word of praise in Arsene’s direction, since they were quick enough for his first decade at the club,to point out that the shortcomings of the England team were entirely his fault – picking all those nasty foreigners.

  45. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:20 pm45And Lester

    Heh trev @ 40 Nasa worka!

  46. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:23 pm46Holloway2Holland

    Unlike most (from what I read), I really enjoyed the first meeting inthis comp’ between the two teams that will compete tonights final. The first half may of been goalless but there were tons of chances, the second half was pretty exciting.

    I’m hoping for more of the same tonight, but because there is so much at stake it will probably be tight.

  47. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:28 pm47Lars

    Trev, Arsene Wenger will never get the praise he deserves while he is still at the club. This “oh, but he hasn’t won anything since 2005” stuff without putting it into any sort of context whatsoever is just mind-numbingly stupid and lazy.

  48. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:36 pm48Bernd Fingers

    I’m hoping for a really tight tactical battle viz no goals at all in ze first hundred and tventy minutes, and no shots on goal, at all.

    I vant ze excitement of ze pelanties – yes, I am an old friend of Chris Voddel – where ze goaleez are so tactically avare zat zey save all ze pelanties for ze first qvarter of an hour.

    Zen, as ze Cherman head coach, I can go to bed happy zat we lost ze tournament to a better team !

  49. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:37 pm49Trev

    So am I Lars ! πŸ˜‰

  50. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:38 pm50devnull

    Their game in the group was excellent H2H, but I doubt this one will evolve in as open a match. Heart says Italy to win, head says it goes on penalties. I also think Spain has one too many agitators on their side for Italy to finish the match with eleven men, having Balotelli in their side.

    Cin-cin

  51. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:38 pm51Holloway2Holland

    Indeed Trev and Lars.

  52. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:39 pm52Bernd Fingers

    Devnull knows !

  53. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:44 pm53Lars

    Trev@49, what? Mind-numbingly stupid and lazy, you mean? πŸ™‚

  54. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:45 pm54Lars

    And heh@48!

  55. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:46 pm55arsabeat barca

    Hi all. Both captains in the tunnel, one introspective (Iker), the other (Gigi) staring down the opponents…with Pique checking out Gigi. Mind games. My heart firmly with the Azzurri, esp. the bianconeri mates.

  56. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:46 pm56Trev

    πŸ˜‰

  57. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:46 pm57Holloway2Holland

    We shall see Dev’.

    I see Del bosque is continueing his mission to banish CF’s from the face of football.

  58. on 01 Jul 2012 at 7:51 pm58Lars

    Trev, just as we were talking about shit punditry, have a butcher’s at this brilliant parody of MOTD:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQarImZ97Y

    πŸ˜€

  59. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:02 pm59And Lester

    Silva bullet header

  60. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:02 pm60Lars

    Great goal, must say that Spain have really tried to attack Italy from the start. None of this boring sideways stuff at all so far.

  61. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:02 pm61Holloway2Holland

    Spain look like a different team then the one we’ve seen so far.

  62. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:29 pm62Holloway2Holland

    Ouch.

    Can’t see Italy come back from that.

  63. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:32 pm63And Lester

    great tempo/intensity to the game so far. italtia not content to sit in their own half and wait for spain to make a mistake then break – have the bottle/skill to have a go – and try make a game of the thing.

    But spain showing why most teams try to kill the game when they play them, at the mo. Next goal italy’s hopefully – but spain purring

  64. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:35 pm64zicoinexile

    zico fiver hangs by a perilous thread…..

  65. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:36 pm65GoonerTerry

    Spain’s killing ’em innit πŸ™‚

  66. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:37 pm66Holloway2Holland

    Spain way too good for Italy, who to their credit are also giving it a go.
    Just being outclassed at the moment.

  67. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:41 pm67Lars

    Very very good game so far.

  68. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:41 pm68Trev

    Now that is a game of football.

    BBC, here I come. πŸ˜‰

  69. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:42 pm69Trev

    Will check your link later Lars, cheers.

  70. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:48 pm70Goonerholic

    Bang goes the zico pint at the Sunderland game.

    Oh well πŸ™

  71. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:49 pm71Trev

    Not to worry, will Lars be there ?

  72. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:55 pm72And Lester

    And then they’ve got Casillas an’ all…

  73. on 01 Jul 2012 at 8:56 pm73Lars

    Trev, won’t be at the Sunderland game (but almost certainly at the Southampton one in September) so I’m afraid I can’t help you out on the drinks front in August πŸ™‚

  74. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:01 pm74Trev

    I’ve always supported/understood Cesc’s wish to return home having been with us for 7 years, but watching this tonight I think he could have repaid us /Arsene for all the opportunity and trust he received as such a young player.

    He would not have had the first team opportunity to become the player he clearly has, had it not been for AW, and it’s a pity he walked before we could see this sort of maturity from him.

  75. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:03 pm75Trev

    Lars, you could still send your wallet over. πŸ˜‰

  76. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:05 pm76Trev

    Motta hammy gone !

    A Diabyesque cameo.

  77. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:06 pm77Lars

    Trev, on the other hand, if he wasn’t happy in London anymore he probably wouldn’t have been this good. And I do wonder how his hamstrings would have been affected by him still playing in the Premier League. He had some problems with them this past season too, but he has been able to rest a lot more than he would have been able to had he remained with us.

  78. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:06 pm78Holloway2Holland

    It was hard enough for them with eleven men.

    It will be a miracle if they can come back with ten.

  79. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:07 pm79Lars

    Trev@75: well, you could of course just open up a tab at the Tollie and tell them that I’ll be over a month later to settle it!

  80. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:10 pm80And Lester

    If anyone can do it italy can – come to “an arrangement” with the 4th official and get another man on, that is

  81. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:15 pm81Trev

    If Italy were animals someone would stop this.

  82. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:16 pm82Trev

    Think he’d have to be wearing an Azurri cape AL.

  83. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:21 pm83Holloway2Holland

    Hey a striker’s coming on….

    Err wait, it’s only Torres.

  84. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:22 pm84Lars

    Cesc Fabregas shows Arshavin how to handle playing “in the wrong position”: by working harder than ever and being arguably the best player on the pitch. I must confess to applauding here in front of the telly as he walked off the pitch when being subbed for Torres.

  85. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:23 pm85arsabeat barca

    Painful enough w/o having to hear how ‘great’ la roja is from the pundits. Poor defending from Italy and bad luck to boot (pun intended).

  86. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:24 pm86And Lester

    Super-hero to be caped by Italy – Spidermancini?

  87. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:25 pm87Lars

    …but of course, the cunts at Le Garbage takes the opportunity to have a go at Wenger on Twitter:

    Le Grove‏@LeGrove

    I can’t really hate him. He’s such an unbelievable player. Wenger didn’t give him the squad he needed to succeed. He went somewhere else.

    What a bunch of wankers.

  88. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:27 pm88Holloway2Holland

    Game done.

  89. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:27 pm89arsabeat barca

    Crap!

  90. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:27 pm90zicoinexile

    Bastardo !

    πŸ™

  91. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:30 pm91Holloway2Holland

    Spain bringing on another player, like it Mata s.

  92. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:32 pm92Holloway2Holland

    Well it does Mata know.

  93. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:32 pm93arsabeat barca

    Jeeez already…

  94. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:32 pm94Holloway2Holland

    *now, dammit.

  95. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:32 pm95And Lester

    One mata dor – closes and finishes orf the brave Ities

  96. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:34 pm96And Lester

    Pardon – juan mata dor closes game out with 4th goal and finishes orf brave ities

  97. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:36 pm97And Lester

    Psed – hoping the mighty Arse are as boring as the spains next season

  98. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:39 pm98Uplympian

    It doesn’t Mata to the result..it’s all over now.

  99. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:39 pm99zicoinexile

    Well done Spain and Feck off Ladbrokes – back to the drawing board πŸ™

  100. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:39 pm100Holloway2Holland

    Well after a performance like that you just have to tip your hat and say congratulations Spain.

    Should be quite a party around Dr C’s way.

  101. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:41 pm101Lars

    Well, congrats to the Spanish team. They fully deserved this, they might have been too inhibited (played maybe a little bit with the handbrake on?) earlier on in the tournament but in the final they were simply brilliant.

  102. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:43 pm102Uplympian

    Well in Zico….the ‘holic hundred is a much more sort over victory.

  103. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:44 pm103Holloway2Holland

    Zico?

  104. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:49 pm104Uplympian

    FFS must go to the opticians…..100 = 99 – apologies to Zico for the false award and congrats to H2H. Drinks on my tab to those offended.

  105. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:54 pm105Eandy

    Watched the game with friends, so couldnt comment throghout it but as said, victory well deserved by spaniards, although italy had some very bad luck regarding injuries.

    Spain seemed to be much more urgent in final third, unusual directness combined with their tiki-taka was just joy to watch and cesc was simply brilliant. Completely agreed with Lars @84 that he showed how player played “out of position” should work. Shame about Mottas injury, up to that point it was really great final and should italians score, it would be game on.

    Also now it sparks thinking point..were Spain playing with “handbrake on” simply because they didnt have to step up their game until in final? Except penalties with Portugal they didnt have too much trouble getting in there.

  106. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:55 pm106And Lester

    Well in H2H – Zico close but no cheroot

  107. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:55 pm107Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    Just got home.
    Got text updates from Spanish colleagues so I know the score.

    Meh.

  108. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:56 pm108Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    Favourite goal?
    Well I’m only seeing H2H’s above so congrats!

  109. on 01 Jul 2012 at 9:59 pm109Holloway2Holland

    Thanx Ollie.

    No offence taken Uply’, but I’ll still have a beer, cheers.

  110. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:14 pm110Uplympian

    Was neutral so just enjoyed the game – Espana were deserved winners.

    Yr welcome H2H – what’s on offer in yr establishment?? Amstel, Oranjeboom, Heinekin?? Any of the really good Belgian beers?

    Welcome back Ollie…you were about 30 miles east of where I am in
    Lyme Bay. Understand extra alcoholic supplies were diverted to Weymouth for some reason or other at the weekend.

  111. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:36 pm111Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    Cheers Up!

  112. on 01 Jul 2012 at 10:41 pm112zicoinexile

    Barman @ 70

    Plenty more bad bets where that one came from πŸ˜‰

    Should still manage to buy you a beer though!

  113. on 01 Jul 2012 at 11:35 pm113Wind

    TS @ 32, nice to see you missed out the smilies you cheeky bugger πŸ˜› But now that I’ve looked over it, I meant the similes to convey excitement as in, “come over all excited over the first face to face meeting” but even THAT sounds slightly wrong… Maybe I’m just a dirty lad 😳

  114. on 01 Jul 2012 at 11:42 pm114Trev

    Wind – when you’re in a hole ….. No that sounds just as bad. πŸ™

  115. on 01 Jul 2012 at 11:44 pm115Trev

    Wind – look, safest bet is just make damn sure you don’t come over anyone’s face. End of ! πŸ˜‰

  116. on 01 Jul 2012 at 11:51 pm116beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Why don’t I ever put my money where my mouth is. I think I could have earned a few pesetas tonight. πŸ˜‰

  117. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:00 am117Wind

    Trev – I’ll definitely make sure not to, if I ever make it to the Tollie to meet you lot that is πŸ˜›

  118. on 02 Jul 2012 at 1:16 am118beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Lars, That was a cracker of a video at 58, proving that parody is not the highest form of flattery. Quite the opposite of flattery, I should say. πŸ˜‰

  119. on 02 Jul 2012 at 3:42 am119scruzgooner

    vai italia πŸ™

    well done spain, cesc player of the game πŸ™ πŸ™

  120. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:54 am120Harsha

    Well done Spain, and by that I mean Cesc

    Euros was all a bit meh for me

  121. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:11 am121True Storey

    Wind @ #113 – I type it as I see it.

    Trev @ #115 – Precisely so, although that is only a personal opinion.

    Happy Mondays to you both.

    Congrats to Spain, the best side in the tournament won. Not even ze Chermans could have stopped them. Really felt for Italy esp. when they went down to 10 men – a hugely improved team who should have a decent world cup in two years.

    Right, Euros over and the new season is just SEVEN weeks away.

    UTA!

  122. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:19 am122Ollie (not G)

    Not even ze Chermans could have stopped them.

    I expect better from you TS: how do you know? They didn’t qualify for the final.

  123. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:38 am123zicoinexile

    Now the distractions are over, we can get down to some close-season madness.

    Chemicals will be required. Get your orders in early.

  124. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:44 am124Ollie (not G)

    Do you think Snir will make a comeback, zico?

  125. on 02 Jul 2012 at 9:11 am125zicoinexile

    Depends whether the good Doctors get to him first πŸ˜‰

  126. on 02 Jul 2012 at 10:03 am126Mr C

    HeΒ΄s safely drugged up. And guarded with baseball bats…

  127. on 02 Jul 2012 at 10:07 am127Ollie (not G)

    http://www.arsenal.com/news/reserves-news/loan-watch-denilson-starts-as-sao-paulo-win

    Hang on, I thought he was back already.
    Guess it was his last game there. Would he have been allowed to play on if the game had been delayed and carried on past midnight? πŸ˜‰

  128. on 02 Jul 2012 at 10:14 am128Dr Feelgood

    @ 126

    Me too. 8)

  129. on 02 Jul 2012 at 11:15 am129Snir Geuli

    Juve are having a laugh.

    Β£8m bid Juve rejected by Arsenal for RvP.

  130. on 02 Jul 2012 at 11:16 am130Camberwell Gooner

    Come on Season Review Doovde! Do me proud.

  131. on 02 Jul 2012 at 11:22 am131zicoinexile

    Dr C

    Patient on the loose…..

  132. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:18 pm132Ollie (not G)

    Snir!!! Must be a joke. Do they call it the ‘Silly’ season?

    Dr C 126 you might indeed want to review your procedures….

  133. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:26 pm133Snir Geuli

    Finished working.

    Fasten your seat belts, it’s gonna be one heluva ride.

  134. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:26 pm134beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Re: Dr. Z @123: THANK GOODNESS!!! One variety pak good doctor, and an extra pak anticipating the return of the esteemed Clive Waterman Gooner Since ’54 from the extra secure secure unit.

  135. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:27 pm135Mr C

    A brief investigation has revealed that the ultra high doses of Lithium prescribed for Snir have been replaced by sugar pills.

    Nurse Wolfie and Dr F were last seen skipping lethargically down the train swinging their bats.

    Investigation continues….

  136. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:38 pm136Ollie (not G)

    The Real Success Story
    John Cross of The Daily Mirror was on maverick form on Twitter on Sunday, sulking and supporting Italy because Spain didn’t play a striker, but our favourite missive was this one:

    ‘Spain 4-0 Mata. His first touch of tournament. 3 Premier League goalscorers. Best league in the world.’

    Why, yes. Of course, that was the big victory of Sunday.

    And people wonder why some of us think John Cross is a cnut.

  137. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:42 pm137Snir Geuli

    No Zenit for AA.

    What now!!?

  138. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:47 pm138Oxon Gooner

    Ollie@136. Is it because we can’t spell Corss?

  139. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:52 pm139Holloway2Holland

    HMMmm Lithuim, I’ll have mine with a side of vodka please.

    Well that’s the end of the Euro’s, it maybe wasn’t the best, but it was far from the worst, plus a month of footy on the box is never a bad thing as distractions go.

    So, now that silly season will truly begin I was just pondering the meaning of the phrase transfer window. Maybe it’s like a real window that you open to let bad smells, i.e unwanted players, out and fresh air, in this case shiny brand new signings, in.

    Maybe I’m just overthinking it and the real reason it’s called a window is because with all the rumours, gossip speculation and nonsense envolved it’s realy just a pane in the arse.

  140. on 02 Jul 2012 at 12:54 pm140Eandy

    Snir I would love to see AA back in our colours but not going to happen I suppose, also cant see him playing for us anyway in the current squad, maybe Juve will bid for him instead of RvP:P 8mil is what we want for him anyway right?

  141. on 02 Jul 2012 at 1:24 pm141Mr T

    Mr C –

    This must not under any circumstances leak out – no it’s not Feelgood’s specimen – but I fear that 8ball chap may be onto something.

    I’m sure you said you were going to let Waterman and those damned dwarves out of the ultra secure unit.

    They couldn’t still be …… Could they ?

  142. on 02 Jul 2012 at 2:29 pm142Oxon Gooner

    From the BBC sports “Gossip column”

    Arsene Wenger has ruled out leaving Arsenal to replace Laurent Blanc as France manager.

    Full story: Daily Mail

    Ahhhh… Bless….

  143. on 02 Jul 2012 at 2:32 pm143behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Oxon: There was a story a couple of weeks ago that Blanc was a candidate to be the next manager of Sp**s so Arsene Wenger’s fate may still be intertwined with Blanc’s in other interesting ways.

  144. on 02 Jul 2012 at 2:52 pm144Ollie (not G)

    Doubt it bt8, looks like AVB’s mother’s change of profession is a rather insistent rumour.

    Wouldn’t be completely surprised to see Blanc and Deschamps swap jobs though.
    Interestingly they’ve both got the same agent (who is also Nasri’s…).

  145. on 02 Jul 2012 at 3:16 pm145Ollie (not G)

    http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/ramsey-in-great-britain-olympic-squad

    Don’t know if this is great news (gives him match time) or bad news (no proper pre-season with the Arsenal)

  146. on 02 Jul 2012 at 3:16 pm146Ollie (not G)

    No Gibbs despite the rumours though.

  147. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:08 pm147Ollie (not G)

    No Arsenal and no Euros, it’s quite dead here.

    Tour de France maybe?

  148. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:34 pm148zicoinexile

    It’s enough to send you back to Twitter, eh Ollie? πŸ˜‰

  149. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:37 pm149Mr C

    Go on Wiggins!!!

    No JC @ Arsenal next year either, so it seems. On loan to Real Betis.

    all according to arseblog news.

  150. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:41 pm150zicoinexile

    Cover drive – four!

  151. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:42 pm151Holloway2Holland

    147 Ollie.

    Tour de France?

    If I want to watch a bunch of sweaty guys in tight T shirts and biker shorts who are clearly on drugs then I’ll go to a rave in Amsterdam. πŸ˜‰

  152. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:42 pm152Ollie (not G)

    Heh, no zico.

    Mr C, who is ‘JC’? It’s all right to sometimes use initials for main players, but if you’re going to use them for fringe players…

    First one that came to me was James Campbell but he’s just been released.

    Oh get it maybe Joel of the same name then?

  153. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:43 pm153Mr C

    Oh, and Nice One Mark Cavendish too!

    Nice landmark, Dr Z. Elegantly played… as opposed to the elegantly plaid Dapper DanC πŸ™‚

  154. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:43 pm154Ollie (not G)

    Well you’re in the mother country of cyclists, H2H.

  155. on 02 Jul 2012 at 4:54 pm155Holloway2Holland

    I am indeed, the new cafe here is on an intersection of five of the most popular cycle routes in West Friesland, every Sunday morning at 10 o clock the bar fills up with those peanut butters who all want coffee and apple tart. Sissys. πŸ™‚

  156. on 02 Jul 2012 at 5:04 pm156zicoinexile

    Heh H2H,

    Thought the only healthy option you sold was tomato juice, prohibited to be served in isolation πŸ˜‰

    And the Dutch wouldn’t be so bloody keen to cycle if they lived on my hill…..

    Ollie, JC is Joel Campbell, no?

  157. on 02 Jul 2012 at 5:36 pm157zicoinexile

    Confirmed by Twitter, Ollie πŸ™‚

  158. on 02 Jul 2012 at 5:58 pm158Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    heh zico

  159. on 02 Jul 2012 at 6:16 pm159Snir Geuli

    Wenger to Eurosport: β€œwe want to keep @Persie_Official at all costs, because we depend on him offensively…”

  160. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:00 pm160Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    Looks like Le Guen is now favourite for the France job.

  161. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:01 pm161Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    I’d rather we keep the player than the twitter account, Snir.

    I very much doubt ArsΓ¨ne formulated it like that πŸ˜‰

  162. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:07 pm162Holloway2Holland

    Heh Ollie, was just thinking the same.

    When the players start to have their e-mail address or website on the back of their shirts is the day that we’ll know it’s all gone Pete Tong.

  163. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:14 pm163Lars

    “Pete Tong” – that got me thinking:

    Why is there no Cockney Rhyme term for “Cockney Rhyme” itself? πŸ™‚

  164. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:20 pm164Catalan Gunner

    I like AWΒ΄s other quote, about how he has stuck with RVP through the bad times….. nothing like a little pressure….

  165. on 02 Jul 2012 at 7:55 pm165Holloway2Holland

    Lars, there is, it’s rabbit.

  166. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:20 pm166Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    Rabbit goes well with thyme in general, true.

  167. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:25 pm167Catalan Gunner

    Joel Campbell confirms loan to Real Betis and says “itΒ΄s the best league in the world”.

    Hmm… chances of ever playing for us diminishing??

  168. on 02 Jul 2012 at 8:27 pm168Ollie (anybody's Goram)

    Is that something he said on twitter, perchance?

  169. on 02 Jul 2012 at 11:01 pm169True Storey

    Is Ollie G in da house?

  170. on 02 Jul 2012 at 11:31 pm170beyond the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    How soon do we get to start making the rounds in Malaysia, Nigeria and assorted other exotic locales? I need to start planning my wardrobe. πŸ˜‰

  171. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:01 am171Snir Geuli

    http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?id=1111953/

  172. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:44 am172behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    “The official β€˜holic random number generator will be fired up then and the three lucky winners will be announced in a post on Tuesday evening.”

    The suspense is building …

    I’ve heard of summer time exciting in my time, but can’t say I’ve ever quite experienced it on this level. πŸ˜‰

  173. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:50 am173Holloway2Holland

    Had a friends 50th Birthday Bash here in the bar tonight.

    I feel great now…………..

    Tomorrow a bolik will be covering half of North Holland, Lowlands consider yourself warned.

  174. on 03 Jul 2012 at 5:49 am174Harsha

    After the Euros, drinking has come down considerably in the bar.

    *Pours himself a morning drink*

  175. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:11 am175Ollie (not G)

    John Cross, Snir, another one who should be banned.

  176. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:12 am176Ollie (not G)

    Tis very quiet indeed, Harsha.

  177. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:14 am177zicoinexile

    Harsha,

    Some of as are self-medicating, now that the silly season has arrived a.k.a. the transfer window

  178. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:28 am178Catalan Gunner

    Morning all. Coffee or bloody Mary?? Or both?

  179. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:31 am179Harsha

    175 Ollie, indeed

    I unfollowed him on twitter a good while ago

  180. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:48 am180Ollie (not G)

    Just had coffee so bloody Mary will have to do, Dr C.

  181. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:53 am181Snir Geuli

    It wasn’t so much for the John Crossness of the article, it was more for PHW’s quotes.

    Although some people would say his quotes should be banned as well πŸ˜€

  182. on 03 Jul 2012 at 9:06 am182True Storey

    Is Ollie (not) G in da house?

  183. on 03 Jul 2012 at 9:07 am183Catalan Gunner

    Harsha, Ollie, me too.

    Just after he linked Spain winning the Euros to being an amazing season for Chelsea, as they had two goal scorers!!

    Bizarre and a little nauseating.

    BM a la H2H on the bar for you Ollie. IΒ΄ll join you…

  184. on 03 Jul 2012 at 9:09 am184True Storey

    Morning Dr.C

    Can I have a bloody coffee please?

  185. on 03 Jul 2012 at 9:12 am185Ollie (not G)

    Is that an adaptation of your 169, TS? :O

  186. on 03 Jul 2012 at 9:14 am186True Storey

    Just a little continuation, Ollie.

    …and good morning!

  187. on 03 Jul 2012 at 9:23 am187Ollie (not G)

    The Big Football Lull is finally upon us….

  188. on 03 Jul 2012 at 10:24 am188Catalan Gunner

    TS

    One bloody coffee coming right up.

    Is it Friday?? πŸ™‚

  189. on 03 Jul 2012 at 10:31 am189Ollie (not G)

    I wish, Dr C….

  190. on 03 Jul 2012 at 10:39 am190Holloway2Holland

    I’ll have me one of those BM’s.

    Reports of a major bolik early this morning were like a Vela chip (a bit wide of the mark). For some reason my head doesn’t feel like there’s a pikey living in it. Must admit that I do still feel a bit tipsy though.

    Result!

  191. on 03 Jul 2012 at 11:16 am191Wind

    Phone’s gone off for repair again πŸ˜₯
    No Handheld Twitter or Facebook but most gutted for less Goonerholic πŸ™

  192. on 03 Jul 2012 at 11:20 am192zicoinexile

    Arsenal and RvP representatives are to have “crunch” talks.

    Why are these discussions/negotiations always referred to as “crunch” talks?

    It conjures up images of rutting stags, and I would worry that Ivan has been provided with the appropriate headgear, him being short of natural protection in that department.

    H2H – cut out the middleman. Stay drunk. 8)

  193. on 03 Jul 2012 at 11:40 am193Holloway2Holland

    Zico, I do believe that last bit is emblazened on my family crest.

  194. on 03 Jul 2012 at 11:44 am194zicoinexile

    Heh – a bit disappointed to hear it isn’t tattooed on your chest!

  195. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:25 pm195Lars

    This might cheer some up:

    On Saturday, the first pre-season game is only one week away!

  196. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:37 pm196oldgooner

    I see Myles has gone into full racial meltdown this morning.

    Good to be reminded that a blend of bigotry and stupidity existed long before Le Groan started their shite.

  197. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:39 pm197Holloway2Holland

    Tatoo’s not my thing Z’

    Plus I spent all my money on beer, loose women and partying.

    The rest I just wasted. 😎

  198. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:42 pm198Wind

    Tattoos’* H2H πŸ˜›

  199. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:42 pm199Wind

    Lobs it over John Terry into the Box πŸ˜†

  200. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:43 pm200Holloway2Holland

    Lurks

  201. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:47 pm201zicoinexile

    On account of the confession by H2H (post #197 refers) it is clear that he has the necessary credentials to be invited on to the Executive of the Happy Train.

    I shall suggest to Feelgood, Edwin et al to discuss at the next Board meeting, scheduled for 18th August.

    Attending in person would help your case H2H πŸ˜‰

  202. on 03 Jul 2012 at 12:51 pm202Holloway2Holland

    Ah Wind you mean like this;

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg

  203. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:07 pm203Ollie (not G)

    And another goal for H2H.
    If only Holland had had this chap to play for them.
    old, I’ve stopped reading Myles’ drivel some time ago, but I’m not surprised. Remember the bit about Djourou’s foul throw?

  204. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:08 pm204Holloway2Holland

    *removes speech from breast pocket

    I’m truly honoured to be considered for such an esteamed position and promiss to continue my drunkerd, sluty, party hearty exploits to the best of my waining abilities.

    Unfortunatly the board meeting on the 18th may be a little to early for me, however I am not a Silent Stan type, so will be in attendance at the soonest possible date.

    I’m an easily recognisable chap, I’ll be the one spralled horizontally under a tollie brolly.

  205. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:14 pm205True Storey

    Crunch talks Dr.z???

    To me, it conjures up the image of a cosy breakfast meeting between RVP, Arsene and Ivan over a bowl of muesli.

    I’m here all week….

  206. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:16 pm206Mr T

    Make sure that Feelgood and Prof Edwin send any interviewees along to The Quackery for a FULL medical. πŸ˜‰

    TS @184. – πŸ™‚

  207. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:20 pm207Holloway2Holland

    No need for a medical, I’ve already donatated my body to science.

    They gave it back.

  208. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:24 pm208Myles Palmer

    I am the most important person in the world.

    I know everything. EVERYTHING.

    I pretend to be an Arsenal supporter even though I am an avid Tottenham fan.

    But enough about that, you can read more in the books I am desperately trying to flog that are about Arsene Wenger, a man I have never met but pretend to know in person.

    Each and every one of my blogs contain a few words about Arsenal to keep up the pretence that this web site is about football and not Myles Palmer.

    That is a disgrace. Ivan Gazidis is clearly trying to destroy me.

    Just like I said to [random namedrop of semi-famous person] when I met him in 1984 and he asked for my autograph on a piece of paper with the words “Voluntary Restraining Order” at the top. Even then I knew what Gazidis was up to.

    And the worst thing is that you are all letting this happen to our dear Tott… I mean Arsenal.

    Fans of this so-called club must wake up. Arsene Wenger is destroying the tradition of English football by teaching his players such despicable things as “passing the ball”, “skills” and “not drinking ’til 3AM the day before a game”.

    Just look at Oxlade-Chamberlain. Not once has he been arrested by the police. He clearly has no passion for the English game.

    Scandalous, I tell you. Utterly scandalous.

  209. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:31 pm209zicoinexile

    Heh @ 207

    Also,

    I’ll be the one spralled horizontally under a tollie brolly.

    Dr Disorder WILL be pleased……

  210. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:38 pm210Holloway2Holland

    Heh @ 208..

    All this talk of crunch talks, reminds me of a scene from the movie Casino when Joe Pesci’s charachter, Nicky, has a guys head in a vice…..

    I bet he’d sign the fucking contract sharpish.

  211. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:45 pm211Lars

    zico@209: how would Dr Disorder know? For him to be please would have mean him not being sprawled out under a table himself…

  212. on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:58 pm212Ollie (not G)

    heh 208.

    As for crunch talks:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEuO2O_D7dI

  213. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:14 pm213Ollie (not G)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-18685789

    One for Arshavin.

  214. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:35 pm214Ollie (not G)

    So….we already knew nearly a month ago about AVB’s mum new job, right?

    Looks like it’s official. ‘Andrea Villas Boas’ is a bit too long, AVB too short?
    We’ll have to be clever about that chant.

  215. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:38 pm215Lars

    Ollie, just go with “And Villas-Boas mother is…”, same number of syllables.

    Let’s hope for a flop of a Juande Ramosesque proportions, but unfortunatley I think he’ll do rather well with them.

  216. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:42 pm216Ollie (not G)

    That will do indeed, Lars, thanks!

  217. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:44 pm217Trev

    With Aaron Ramsey being called up for the Olympic squad, I was just wondering what our start-of-season midfield options might be.

    Jack is out, Ramsey at Olympics, Rosicky Achilles (poss out), Diaby ??, Arteta ended the season out with a knee injury, BennyGoon has gone, Frimpong still injured ??, Walcott’s hamstrings are twangier than Hank Marvin’s guitar.

    Does anyone have any knowledge on any of the above ?

  218. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:44 pm218Ollie (not G)

    I’ll be honest, I know the contexts are completely different, but I’m no more scared of Boas doing well at the Scum as I was of him doing well at Cuntski.

    I’ll let you guess if that is much or not.

  219. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:45 pm219Lars

    Trev, Ramsey will be back when the league starts but other than that it seems we are potentially awfully short on players there.

  220. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:56 pm220Trev

    Maybe we’ll hang on to Arshavin and play him centrally. If he’s motivated we could do worse ?

    It would be good fun to see Arshavin lining up next to Giroud at 6′ 3″ !

  221. on 03 Jul 2012 at 2:57 pm221zicoinexile

    Diaby?

    The lesser-spotted midfielder has been masquerading as Sebastien Frey for the last few seasons…..

  222. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:12 pm222Catalan Gunner

    heh @208

    You tosser! πŸ™‚

  223. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:14 pm223Holloway2Holland

    Not too bothered about Aston Villa Boss, he’s done the square root of fuck all in his time in England.

    But given his track record the LWCs might be looking at a prolonged Yourhopeless League run next term.

    FIOS.

  224. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:14 pm224Ollie (not G)

    ‘If he’s motivated’, Trev 220, can I point to this major flaw in your argument? πŸ˜›

  225. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:16 pm225zicoinexile

    Lars @ 211

    Jagerbombers convention πŸ˜‰

  226. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:20 pm226Trev

    Not really arguing for him, Ollie. Just wondering what we’ll do if all those players really are injured.

    I could see us hanging onto him, maybe for 6 months until the longer term injury situation is a bit clearer. And IF he was motivated in his favourite position he could provide good service for our new ‘power’ front line.

  227. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:28 pm227Holloway2Holland

    Time to release the Ox in midfield., think he’d be pretty decent in the creative roll and should be better for his experiences from last season and the Euros, we’ve also still got Mr Myachi, who’s had a couple of decent loan spells.

  228. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:34 pm228takeabowson

    Afternoon All ,

    So Villas-Boas’ is a Liar eh ?

    How he’ll do is a tricky one to forecast. I think it’s an imaginative appointment, and given time, he might do well. However, given Tottenham’s track record, they will probably sack him before the season’s out. Without Modric and Adebaywhore, Totts face a tricky start to the season . If he has a bad start , it could all go horribly wrong for him pretty quickly.

    Anyway, I realise that the appointment of a new Spurs manager demands an emotional rather than a considered response, so that’s the last even remotely praiseworthy words from me heading in that cunt’s direction – the cunt !

  229. on 03 Jul 2012 at 3:55 pm229Ollie (not G)

    *applauds tabs*

  230. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:00 pm230And Lester

    To Booass doin’ for s***s what he did for chelski

  231. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:01 pm231Ollie (not G)

    Given Tottnum’s relentless pursuit of The Special Cunt (so I’ve heard), it’s fair to say that Villas Boas is a poor man’s Special Cunt.

  232. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:02 pm232Ollie (not G)

    AL, what does Leg Rash think of AVB? πŸ˜‰

  233. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:04 pm233zicoinexile

    To AVB,

    I wish him every success.

    Being a duplicitous bastard, that amounts to the square root of feck all!

    LW(P)C.

  234. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:08 pm234Holloway2Holland

    Heh at all above.

    So, when is he off to the capital of Italy for an audience with the leader of the Roman Catholic church.?

  235. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:15 pm235Ollie (not G)

    And I wonder what said Leader will say, H2H.

  236. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:24 pm236Holloway2Holland

    I believe it will be something along the lines of – Fornacation Away, Ollie.

  237. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:43 pm237LeGRash!!!!!

    LeG: Well you’ve gotta hand it to FuckinUselessShittenHam from Shit Cunt Lane – at least they employ English managers (that’s NOT racist THATS FACT!, that is) that know what the English premier league is all about (that’s NOT racist either that’s FACT!!, to).
    IF (a big IF, I know) you’re Juany Foreigner and you don’t know the lingo or the league how you gonna win the fukkin thing??!?
    Why O Why O Why O Why can’t we be more like sp*rs in that R.E.S.P.C.E.T. and do what they’ve done and THINK ENGLISH an’ all. Even if the soppy cunt is from the Midlands.

    LeG’ore (Rash’s arse-licking, under-paid, under-valued, dimwitted underling/assassasssissstant): Errr, Rash – i don’t think an English manager has ever won the premier league ever, ever, ever – which is quite a long time by anyone’s standards, I’d say.

    LeG: (Even MORE FURIOUS than his default setting of SUPER-FUKKIN-FURIOUS!!!!!!). Don’t be fukkin stupid – STUPID!!! What do you fukkin know you dopey fukkin fuck??? That’s borderline fukkin racist fukkin bullshit that is. The sort of fukwitted, spite-filled fukkin ignorance that there’s no fukkin room for whatsofukkinever in my fukkin world!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me my fukkin gun (even IF, a big IF I know – I haven’t got one) – ‘cos I’m gonna fukkin’ shoot yer – and put us both fukkin out of your fukkin misery, you useless, pointless, useless CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  238. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:45 pm238Holloway2Holland

    Always the voice of reason.

  239. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:47 pm239zicoinexile

    That nut LeG Rash, always the voice of raisin….

  240. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:48 pm240takeabowson

    LegRash – Haha , usual brilliance πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    Cheers Ollie .

  241. on 03 Jul 2012 at 4:48 pm241Lars

    LeGRash tells it like it is!

  242. on 03 Jul 2012 at 5:03 pm242And Lester

    pffffttt! An opinionated knobhead who thinks way toooo much of himself and what he’s got to say if you ask me

  243. on 03 Jul 2012 at 5:15 pm243Ollie (not G)

    Now I know.

  244. on 03 Jul 2012 at 5:25 pm244And Lester

    Psed – hats orf Ollie for “the poor man’s special cunt’

  245. on 03 Jul 2012 at 6:02 pm245Harsha

    Classic LegRash πŸ™‚

  246. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:00 pm246GoonerTerry

    AL: Just fired up the old computer and the first thing I see is this:

    “An opinionated knobhead who thinks way toooo much of himself and what he’s got to say…”

    Before I back drink I need your assurance that you were not referring to me old chap..
    πŸ™‚

  247. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:20 pm247FunGunner

    @ 208
    ha ha ha ha! Perfect parody.

    @ LeGRash
    ha ha ha

    How long to proper football now?

  248. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:25 pm248GoonerTerry

    AL: I see you were dissing the venerable LeGrash. Stop it!! Final warning. He’s showing the kind of pre-season form that makes me think that he’ll have a monster season. I for one am looking forward to that..

    😯

  249. on 03 Jul 2012 at 8:57 pm249Goonerholic

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