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Guest Post – A Sense Of Entitlement by TTG

Jul 15th, 2015 by 'holic

A big apology is due for the somewhat haphazard nature of the blog in recent days. I had no idea Cornwall was such a mobile broadband black spot. Anyway, something seems to have improved the wifi situation in the hotel. Can atmospherics really be the reason?

At least that means I can now share a guest post from our very own TTG (There is another Ned special in the pipeline too!). Thank you so much TTG for a really enjoyable, and helpful, contribution.

Enjoy, ‘holics.

I don’t do the Executive Box thing often. I try not to mix business with pleasure but in August 1996 I made an exception. We were opening the season against West Ham, just as we are this season, and we were also awaiting the arrival of Arsene Wenger.

His appointment was unwittingly revealed by the loveable Peter Hill-Wood although Wenger was still finishing up in Japan and not able to join us until the early autumn. I remember us speculating about what we hoped he would achieve.

The season before we had qualified for Europe amid joyous scenes as Bergkamp fired us past Bolton. Even now I remember sitting in that box and imagining some of the things we hoped Wenger would bring the club ;- ‘Stability’, ‘Success’, ‘Superiority over Spurs’, and the hope that we would continue the habit that Rioch had inculcated in the team of playing passing football from back to front. I remember a feeling in the discussion that this was a pivotal moment with football changing irrevocably as more money entered the League through Sky TV.

That wasn’t an exhaustive checklist of objectives for Wenger but I think we could give him a tick, in most cases a very big tick, in all of them. Arsenal has probably never been more stable financially, we have finished above Spurs for almost twenty seasons in a row, we have won the FA Cup six times, the League three (including two Doubles), achieved an unbeaten season, a feat that will hopefully be recognised as quite extraordinary as the years go by, and we narrowly lost a Champions League Final in Paris with ten men for most of the game. And no club in this country has witnessed finer football over the last twenty years.

Yet, many of the natives in N5 are still restless. The style and even the mere presence of Wenger is anathema to a large number of fans and we have a fan base divided by those who want him in or out. I would venture to suggest that the pro-Wenger faction has grown in the last two seasons as we have reacquainted ourselves with silverware but the tenor of many of the numerous (too bloody numerous in my view) blogs is that we need a change. I debated this at a pre-Cup Final watering hole in May with someone who two years ago felt vehemently that Wenger should go immediately. His opinion now is that this should be his last contract. Even his detractors are moving their positions quite radically.

I think most regulars in this bar know I have been supporting Arsenal myself for fifty seven years this August. Prior to Wenger’s appointment we had finished in the top four of the League roughly once in every four seasons ( in our time in the top division) Since his arrival we have finished in the top four every season. We had won the FA Cup during the pre-Wenger era of my support three times. He has lamentably failed to win us the League Cup (two previous wins) or a European trophy (two previous wins of minor European trophies.) but we have reached four finals in League Cups and in Europe.

Football has changed, people have changed, and social media has enabled us to evidence this at first hand. I have been labelled a Wenger apologist by critics in the Gooner simply for outlining the facts. But let me ask anyone interested in our great club where has this sense of entitlement that we belong among the elite of Europe sprung from?

In August 1996 we were directly comparable with Spurs, had a more glittering history than the other London clubs, but had been very up and down over the last years of the Graham reign. In one game against Manchester United we had fielded a midfield of Carter, McGoldrick, Morrow and Jensen if memory serves me correct! There was no clear blue water between us and the rest of London, let alone the large Northern clubs. Had there been a Champions League since the late 1950s we would have qualified for it thirteen times by my calculations in thirty eight years!

So labelling me a Wenger apologist (and those who read my stuff will know I’m still often critical of him in a number of areas) is one of the least damaging things you could ever call me. Two years on from that date in the executive box we hired it again only for Arsenal to mess the numbers up and give us David Platt’s box by mistake (the mean bugger only supplied sandwiches and no beer for his mates). On the Monday Ken Friar phoned me to apologise and as is his wont started to talk to me about the club. He confided that the big challenge was being able to build a 50-60,000 seater stadium that we could afford to build and fill every week!

Let’s advance nearly twenty years on and that stadium is built and filled (despite swingeing charges to watch matches!) while most of our rivals anxiously contemplate the same decisions.

So the next time the vociferous hordes suggest that we need a change at the top it might be helpful to explain that the very reason their expectations are so high is because Wenger has enabled them to glimpse a future never available to us before. That sense of entitlement has only come because we’ve grown used to a level of success that was denied to almost every other club over the previous seventy years. That might be food for thought over the long, hot summer.

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104 Responses to “Guest Post – A Sense Of Entitlement by TTG”

  1. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:24 am1behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    @Oskar in the previous drinks. Good thing you pointed out your restraint in not commenting about the defensive midfielder signings. Otherwise nobody would have noticed or offered you any praise. πŸ˜‰

  2. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:27 am2Cynic

    David Platt, beer and mates. Work that one out, Einstein…

  3. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:34 am3Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Frankly TTG I expect a better standard of post. The quality that I am used to seeing has become my right and anything which fails to live up to this, even remotely, is unacceptable and a matter both for my intellectual disdain and my personal enmity. I am off to another blog to let them all know exactly what I think of you and then revel in the digital-faeces slinging.

    That’s how its done, right?

  4. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:38 am4Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    I dunno about this, H. You have surely been hoodwinked… If TTG was really responsible for that last missive then wouldn’t it have had a lot more typos? And a tasty spill-chuck or two?

  5. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:43 am5scruzgooner

    happy belated, pangloss.

    tomorrow I meet one Charlie George. color me red!

  6. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:44 am6behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    TTG. Excellent food for thought indeed. I don’t particularly like Kroenke but he certainly got it right by sticking with Arsene Wenger when the criticism of him got heavy two or three years ago, and other times before and since when the media did nothing all summer but count the number of years since Arsenal had won a trophy. Thanks for putting the manager’s performance in its proper perspective.

  7. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:45 am7Double Canister

    Bang On TTG!

  8. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:48 am8Double Canister

    Tottenham Hotspur’s trophy drought
    http://sincespurslastwonatrophy.co.uk/

    Odd that the media aren’t ripping into them after 7 years without silverware; same about the silence over Liverpool’s league record too.
    Almost as if there was an unspoken of bias out there.

  9. on 15 Jul 2015 at 11:05 am9behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    It is interesting also to consider that Tottenham have employed more managers since the start of the Premier League than they had in their entire history before the Premier League. Maybe stability is something to value after all?

    Nah. Sorry I mentioned it. πŸ˜‰

  10. on 15 Jul 2015 at 12:10 pm10Lars

    Good stuff, ttg. Arsene Wenger, like any manager, makes mistakes. But unlike almost all other managers he makes very few of them.

  11. on 15 Jul 2015 at 1:04 pm11King GT

    I must say, that was a decent post TTG

    πŸ˜‰

  12. on 15 Jul 2015 at 1:52 pm12Pangloss

    Good stuff, TTG if that’s who you are – GSD@4 raises some worrying questions.

    I have a disturbing habit of looking at a post, deciding whether or not I agree with it and then (mis-)reading it appropriately. I have certainly crossed swords vigourously(!) with you in the past after not properly understanding what you had written. I’m not sure whether your contributions have always been as much those of a Wenger apologist as you say above, therefore I must either a) apologise for having misinterpretted you so regularly in the past or b) congratulate you for crossing over to the sunny side of the street. I’m not bothered which but will try to remember when considering your drinks in the future. (I am also impressed at your 57 years of support for the club.)

    —

    scruz@5 – Thanks. Enjoy your tour.

    Proper football minus 23 days.

    COYG

  13. on 15 Jul 2015 at 2:24 pm13Vinay

    For me he is the best modern day manager of the world. I am not going to say i know a lot before him because i do not, hence for me the best ever and obviously he being an Arsenal manager makes me say that even more.

    He has his flaws, he over estimates some players ability and is at times stubborn but then the man is a genius in bringing out the best out of people.

    The Arsenal are back in action as we speak and there is nothing better in this world than to see them play. The telegraph had an article i believe from Jeremy Wilson wherein he says he is among the minority who feels Arsenal do not need to add anyone else and still can challenge for the league. I am in that minority too yet hope we sign a top notch DM.

  14. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:10 pm14TTG

    Pangloss/ Whippersnapper
    What I was saying is that some people would call me a Wenger apologist, I don’t consider myself to be one because a) he doesnt need me to defend him and b) I have been critical of him in a number of areas. To me the sunny side of the street which you describe is too clearcut. I don’t automatically believe everything he does is right, I don’t believe he always gets it right on players, neither is he perfect on tactics and he can be very intransigent.
    BUT no manager on earth gets it right all the time. I’m much more inclined to question his decisions on here than you but possibly less than some of the other contributors. On a spectrum of Wenger approval running from 1-10 I would be something like an 8. If you’re a 10 that’s great but if you are I might suggest your position is a little bit too quiescent.I believe that you certainly don’t have to accept everything Wenger does to believe he is a great manager.
    My point in this article is that he has made a rod for his own back by establishing a sense of entitlement way above what we have had before.

    Thanks for your comments. You are a lively protagonist but a lot of you young blokes tend to be.

  15. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:15 pm15behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Vinay, If not for our various injury crises we could have challenged seriously for the league on at least two or three more occasions over the last several years so if Giroud/Alexis/Theo can score enough goals and we do not suffer an injury crisis, such as a major injury to Coquelin or anything on a larger scale, I would be prepared to say we have a decent chance to challenge for the league. But those are two pretty large “ifs” unfortunately so new signings are required in my opinion. And this time I’m not counting on such good luck as we experienced last season with the amazing emergence of Bellerin and Coquelin at just the right time to lessen our injury crisis.

  16. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:18 pm16Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Akpom!

    It has been conclusively proven that the purchase of a new striker will be unnecessary. We have King Chuba…

  17. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:19 pm17behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Akpom hat trick in Singapore apparently. Chuba me timbers.

  18. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:27 pm18can't be arsed

    pan G and thunder T
    it’s like you younguns
    have a language all of yer own
    powdered eggs this
    and vera lynn that
    fascinatin
    πŸ˜‰

  19. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:34 pm19King GT

    Akpom, Akpom, you’re my Akpom!

    πŸ˜‰

  20. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:34 pm20Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Reporter: So Chuba, what are you going to do with the (match) ball?

    Chuba (with a smile): I’m probably gonna frame it…

    Brilliant!

  21. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:35 pm21behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    We play Everton on the 18th. They defeated Stoke on penalties.

  22. on 15 Jul 2015 at 3:58 pm22Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Having watched that game I don’t think we could have got much more out of it.
    Debuchy played well and showed some good fitness up and down the right. He is a top player. Wilshere looked good. And also pretty fit. He scored a penalty.
    A hat-trick for Chuba. The last goal was a good header after some really determined work from Zelalem not to lose the ball in the area and then a lovely bit of skill from Bellerin which allowed him to cross perfectly. A year ago Zelalem would have been brushed off there.
    Good playing time for the defence which is a good start in our aim to be defensively ready for the new season. We will start the season without all of our attacking players but all the defenders are fit and we need no additions, so hopefully they will click smoothly into gear before then. No Cech today but presumably he will debut against Everton in Saturday’s final. He looked relaxed with the other senior players in the stands.
    All the youngsters looked good. Iwobi and Akpom combined nicely in the first half- the former looking lively. The last twenty minutes we had Crowley, Zelalem, Willock and Toral come on and they all showed the work done on the training ground at Hale End with their control and passing. A good looking bunch but a long way from our first team at the moment, even if there is a route there mapped out for them if they can make it. It will be interesting to see how they develop but they did as well as they could realistically do today.

    *gets out of bath, wraps towel over shoulders, looks down dubiously at wet socks*

  23. on 15 Jul 2015 at 4:29 pm23North Bank Ned

    Well put, ttg. It is always tempting to think the grass is greener elsewhere, and easy to forget how lush our pasture has been these past near two decades so accustomed have we become to it.

    Just to put it into perspective, in the 19 seasons that AW has managed the club, he has secured a top-four finish in the Premiership every time. In that time, only eight other teams have even managed a top-four finish:

    Man Utd 18 times
    Chelsea 13 times
    Liverpool 11 times
    Man City 5 times
    Leeds Utd and Newcastle thrice
    Tottenham twice
    Everton once

  24. on 15 Jul 2015 at 4:58 pm24Uplympian

    Nice article TTG. I think Arsene has done a phenomenal job these past 19 years – no other manager would have achieved the level of success and consistency with the financial constraints he worked under. Not Ferguson or Mourinho or any other you can think of. Equally he is not
    Mr Perfect – who is (apart from Oscar of course;-) but there is no-one else who I would want to manage the club at this moment in time.
    Cba @ 18. Clever man, you mention G & T and Vera Lynn in the same prose. Time for us mature gentlemen to partake – with some tonic, ice & a slice – no need to wait for the sun to go down. Cheers πŸ˜‰

  25. on 15 Jul 2015 at 6:01 pm25bathgooner

    Good stuff, TTG.

    Wear that badge with pride, mate.

    Actually, there’s absolutely nothing for the man to apologise for. Everyone makes the odd mistake. I don’t agree with every decision he has made but if he had listened to me I am certain that as a result we would have spent more and won less.

  26. on 15 Jul 2015 at 6:02 pm26Doctor Faustus

    Excellent article TTG.

    I am with Vinay & others: Arguably the greatest club football manager among his contemporaries. Not the most trophy-successful, but greatest. There is the longevity and tremendous consistency, but also because the things he created and built and ushered in are longer lasting and have influenced and would continue to influence Arsenal and wider footballing world many years after he retires.

    Finally there is his remarkable humanity. In a job that cut-throat and demanding where he has nurtured and guided so many of the great talents of last couple of decades it is a magnificent achievement that none of them have anything but the fondest words about him: Weah, Klinsmann, Bergkamp, Adams, Vieira, Henry, Pires, Gilberto, Cesc, RVP …. and a few years from now to that list we will add Rambo, Ozil, Rosicky, Alexis, Koscielny and others. Whatever the arc of each of these players’ career and life post-Arsenal it is extraordinary how he remains a positive central influence in their mind.

  27. on 15 Jul 2015 at 6:12 pm27Vinay

    An injury free season and i do believe we are in with a shout.

    Jack at no 10 today again reiterates we are amply stocked there and it makes me wonder if we will even contemplate replacing Santi when he leaves( next season i presume).

    Everton on saturday should present a good test but honestly just want everyone to be fit and fine for Aug 2nd.

  28. on 15 Jul 2015 at 6:14 pm28can't be arsed

    24 πŸ™‚
    itnever too early
    .
    chin chin Up

  29. on 15 Jul 2015 at 6:43 pm29Bayonne Jean

    Tried watching the match on NBC SN live, but they insisted on showing only the Everton Orcs match well after it was done. Will catch the highlights later over a Pimm’s.

    Like the away shirt; reminds one of Wiltord at the Old Toilet.

  30. on 15 Jul 2015 at 7:14 pm30Pangloss

    What’s with the new ttg? Was he so on edge ensuring that he correctly typed thundertinygooner that he was too exhausted to spell (or de-spillchuck) the remainder of his drink? Were his contributions better-spelled that blessed memory suggests? Has he been taken over by aliens? Who would think that the ability to type “whippersnapper” correctly would prompt so many questions?

    I don’t think I believe that Wenger is always right – although I could easily be manipulated into attempting to defend that proposition. What I think is that over the years when he incurred most criticism, he was in fact doing a heroic job maintaining a top-four team without any funds to speak of.

    I’m prepared to cut him a great deal of slack based on my not observing that he’s made many mistakes. It amuses me to see so many seeking to defend opinions of Wenger that were formed during the lean years when the proposer/defenders chose to believe that, contrary to what economic common sense might have suggested, the club was liberally supplied with cash. (I don’t think ttg has fallen into this trap.)

    Finally, one man’s “stubborn” is another man’s “”confident in his opinions, and willing to stand by them”. Ttg has previously mentioned having privileged access to insiders who can judge between these two behaviours, but as one who has to rely solely on his own observations I can’t judge which is a better characterisation of Arsène Wenger. Since there is no-one I would prefer to see at the helm of the club and the team, I choose to characterise his behaviour as steadfast confidence – it’s a choice and everyone is free to make their own. As with most, essentially irrational, choices we’re unlikely to persuade anyone else to change theirs.

    Still proper football – 23 days.

  31. on 15 Jul 2015 at 7:39 pm31takeabowson

    Ttg – A very fine piece. Bullseye!

    I can very well remember feeling mildly miffed when Cruyff (who I’d heard of) was passed over in favour of Arsene Wenger (who I hadn’t).

    It took all of one press conference for Mr Wenger to win me over, and i’ve never really cast an envious eye over different pastures since.

    As you quite rightly state @14, being pro-Arsene does not mean agreeing with every single decision he’s made. No-one is infallible, and at times the ‘Arsene knows’ brigade have rivalled the Wob lot for crass stupidity.

    Where I might disagree with you is on the extent of the ‘divide’ between Arsenal fans these days. Certainly the Internet attracts all manner of weirdos. However, at the ground, as all the previously held tenets of being a Wob have, one by one, fallen by the wayside, I sense that the debate has largely moved on. Still a Wob? Either it’s a troll or a seriously misinformed individual

    Joe @last drinks – Hello mate. Nothing to disagree with you there, although I have a slightly different opinion on Benzema
    to you. I think it’s because his face irritates me! Despite the media speculation, I have huge doubts that we will spend Β£45m + on a 28 year old whose sell on value will be negligible in 3 or 4 years time. Certainly not without a fairly major departure imo. Significant upgrade? Maybe, maybe not. I’m happy to be proved wrong in this regard.
    Reus? Now you’re talking. More versatile, a much more talented player (imo), and 2 1/2 years younger. Count me in for the celebratory conga if we ever signed him.

    Oskar @last drinks – I would have thought that the failure to repeat that silly bollocks about Ramsey and Wilshere being a better DM than Coquelin was more a sign of self-awareness than self restraint. No-one likes making a dick of themselves in public, despite the propensity of some to seek the limelight in that regard.

  32. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:01 pm32Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Did someone say conga?

    Reus or no Reus- I’m in!

  33. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:05 pm33Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Although I have heard that Reus has conga skills nearly as great as his football skills, so perhaps it would be judicious to start the conga ourselves and then make eyes at him until he joins in. That is bound to work. Can someone let Wolfie know the plan?…

  34. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:10 pm34Wolfgang Smallballs

    I have been notified GSD, and my pom poms are at the ready 😎

  35. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:17 pm35ozillusion

    Blimey – the soccah pseuds and the mini-me-me-me manager types getting called out – this place might jus’ be a bundle of fun again next season…

    UREDS!

    Ozillusion

  36. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:20 pm36washed up in france

    So Reus has conga skills.He will have to wait until the autumn then .The best thing is to soak your conga in vinegar to make it harder.Hence the expression ‘the vinegar stroke’

  37. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:23 pm37Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Wolfie. Your conga-sense must have been tingling!

    I’ll obviously be in full GSD gear- by the time we throw in the allure of your pom poms (ahem) I don’t see how we can fail…

    Reus is gooner!

  38. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:26 pm38Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    wuif.

    That is a phrase I have always loved. You have managed to make it better still! Superb work, that man.

  39. on 15 Jul 2015 at 9:52 pm39Doctor Faustus

    Just saw the highlights at Arsenal Player. Youngsters looked good, as did Jack and Ox and Bellerin. The fourth goal was a beauty, Zelalem showing surprising strength to retain possession and then a neat piece of skill by Bellerin to set up Akpom.

    Chuba had a few loan spells already. Should he go for one in summer or stick around and push the established ones until at least the winter transfer window opens up and then go for a loan spell if we have no injury worries?

    Loved his interview. He has been here since he was 6 years old and would love to stay. πŸ™‚

  40. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:42 pm40Goonerholic

    Wolfie is back? πŸ™‚

  41. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:55 pm41Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    We’d best start that conga before he’s off again H!

  42. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:58 pm42Wolfgang Smallballs

    Never really went away ‘H.

    Just busy in Paris, Milan, Wembley etc. You know how it is … catwalks, cocktails and calypso dancing … and before you can say “Good Lord, that dress looks good on me”, another season has passed.

    Back now, and rest assured I will be keeping my coiffured eye out for any fashionista faux pas in these ‘ere parts πŸ˜‰

  43. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:58 pm43Uplympian

    Wolfie is back? Better warn the Tollie that a pint of lager with a cherry on a stick will be asked for πŸ˜‰

  44. on 15 Jul 2015 at 10:59 pm44behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Victor Valdes refuses to play in Van Gaal’s second team.

    Arrogant bastard. Won’t tell you which one I mean though.

  45. on 15 Jul 2015 at 11:10 pm45behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    OK I give in.

    Van Gaal is odious.

  46. on 15 Jul 2015 at 11:14 pm46Trev

    Has Wolfie risen from The Ashes ?

    I guess it’s Open to question …..

    Never mind, a Wolfie conga …. just needs a nice pair of ‘eels. πŸ˜‰

  47. on 15 Jul 2015 at 11:41 pm47North Bank Ned

    Wolfie redux. The bar has returned to what passes for normal. Happy days are here again.

    I am not sure that you need pom-poms for the conga, just an ability to wag your tail — so Wolfie and GSD should be quids in.

  48. on 15 Jul 2015 at 11:42 pm48North Bank Ned

    Electric, Trev.

  49. on 16 Jul 2015 at 1:44 am49Trev

    Ttg, excellent stuff – only just read it properly.

    In a piece after the Cup Final I was recalling the game vs Aston Villa in 2006 – the first competitive game at The Emirates – when our back four was Eboue, Toure, Djourou and Hoyte.

    AW then let Gilberto and Henry go and eventually ‘replaced’ them with Denilson and Bendtner.

    His achievement in keeping those post stadium move squads in the Champions League will probably not be appreciated until he has gone and someone else tries to maintain the consistency even with much better players.

    Right, sleep beckons.

  50. on 16 Jul 2015 at 2:33 am50Γ–skar the dog

    And hello to you too, tabs. It’s just an opinion mate. πŸ™‚ And, at the risk of repeating myself (!), I’d sooner have another Paddy (if there is such a DMF lurking that only AW knows about) than either option.

    Hear hear, Ttg (on your lead). He may be a little obstinate at times, and reluctant to spend money which (some claim) is available, but AW’s record speaks for itself. Nulli Secundus, Sui Generis, Nonpareil. And all credit to those who spotted the talent and brought him to Highbury.

    Γ–skar

  51. on 16 Jul 2015 at 2:38 am51Γ–skar the dog

    A number of mentions of Reus, whom I’ve been championing for a couple of seasons now. Are there some rumours I have missed? We still have room for his kind of genius.

    Γ–skar

  52. on 16 Jul 2015 at 2:44 am52Γ–skar the dog

    That back-line you mention in #49 is more than a bit scary, Trev. Never mind the Silva/TH14 replacements! And yet we still made top 4, CL … if any further reminder of AW’s genius is needed.

    Γ–skar

  53. on 16 Jul 2015 at 3:57 am53Γ–skar the dog

    As for Reus all the rumours are that Poo want him. That is not good news. We really don’t want Poo in the title mix, and they’ll be much improved swapping Reus for Sterling.

    then again the rest of their squad is rubbish, so don’t see Reus being interested.

    What we need is some football…

    Γ–skar

  54. on 16 Jul 2015 at 10:02 am54Cynic

    Van Gaal – a man who insists people use the correct pronunciation of his name, even though it sounds like a consumptive hawking their lungs into a spitoon.

    We don’t want Poo in the title mix? Is that because they’re shit? *baddum-tish*

    Still not seen our game and not really bothered about that, but I hope nobody is getting too carried away with a hat-trick against a side like that and suggesting we don’t really need a striker after all. Maybe we do, maybe we don’t but let’s not make a decision (real or fanwanky) based on that.

    Anyway, cricket is back. Oh yes. Wake me up on August 9th.

  55. on 16 Jul 2015 at 10:13 am55King GT

    Morning,

    Good game for the kids yesterday.

    Good to see the team back in action and good to see the new away kit!

    More to look forward to on Saturday!

    Expect to see the seniors giving it some!

    No more new signings yet!

    UTA!

  56. on 16 Jul 2015 at 12:21 pm56can't be arsed

    wolfie redux ,eh ?
    πŸ™‚
    chuffed
    .
    string up the sparkly bunting πŸ™‚
    .
    he came
    he saw
    he accessorised
    .
    .
    and
    o deus meus oskar 51
    reus ?

    lad should be grateful !

    but fer yer
    relentless championing for two seasons
    and yer arsene rivaling scouting genius
    he’d still be an unknown quantity to the rest of us
    turning out in the sonntagsliga for der Dog und Duck
    .
    .

    cheers fella
    no scintilla of unwarranted credit
    goes unwallowed in , eh ?
    πŸ˜‰
    .
    .
    only pullin’ yer leg
    along with several other reprobates in here
    you would be effin brilliant company on a day on the swally

    slainte buddy

    .
    UP THE ARSENAL

    .
    (my spillchucker replaces wolfie with police )
    (anyone surprised ?)
    πŸ™‚

  57. on 16 Jul 2015 at 1:06 pm57Trev

    I take it it was the fashion police ………. πŸ˜‰

  58. on 16 Jul 2015 at 3:33 pm58can't be arsed

    πŸ™‚ trev
    .
    .
    had an encounter with ‘real’ police recently
    long time since
    πŸ™‚
    seriously

    the shower where i’m from
    they changed their name
    have dramatically cut back on shooting us
    and see the way forward as acceptance
    and understanding

    so

    all things considered
    huge strides forward

    small shirts behind

    so
    not holding me breath
    .
    anyhow
    anyhoo
    .
    this is an ARSENAL blog
    .
    gonna stick to fubble
    like what I always done did πŸ˜‰
    .
    .
    ps
    (something intellectual and library bound)
    (#esoteric jazz)
    .
    πŸ™‚

  59. on 16 Jul 2015 at 3:36 pm59Lars

    Trev: when our back four was Eboue, Toure, Djourou and Hoyte.

    …and imagine that two of those also played in the back four when we beat Barca 2-1 at the Emirates! Beating what at the time was quite possibly the best team in the history of the game with Eboue and Djourou in the back four should in itself be reason enough to have a stadium named after you πŸ™‚

  60. on 16 Jul 2015 at 3:40 pm60can't be arsed

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=8c14buJtYSs

  61. on 16 Jul 2015 at 4:05 pm61can't be arsed

    great song
    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=fvxH64sB4sE
    .
    styled by mr smallgang wolfballs
    and
    the better men for it
    ;(
    .
    .
    gonna get me a hat

    .
    mind you
    those cool pics of VU
    black clothes
    all be-shaded
    were cropped
    cos Lou Reed had his drainpipe jeans
    tucked into white cowboy boots
    .
    .
    media masses manipulation
    and
    he looked a right spanner in ’em
    so
    GO MEDIA

    wha

  62. on 16 Jul 2015 at 4:15 pm62can't be arsed

    mind you
    as a former telly man
    the shadows of the kingsmen
    don’t add up
    ah yah yah yah
    .
    cont-i-fuckin-nuity
    they’re ladies
    and
    so are the shadows

  63. on 16 Jul 2015 at 4:29 pm63Cynic

    Hank Marvin’s a bird?

  64. on 16 Jul 2015 at 4:36 pm64Doctor Faustus

    Sanogo for a season long loan at Ajax.

    Good luck to him. Hope he stays fit, and learns all that he can from greats like De Boer and DB10, and eventually for us lives up to the promise that Arsene evidently sees in him. He has the physique, the mobility, the hunger … technique and composure need to improve and may become one more gem that Arsene discovered.

  65. on 16 Jul 2015 at 4:47 pm65can't be arsed

    sorry ‘hol
    life a bit chaotic again
    feel free to zap me
    if i annoy more
    than is acceptable
    .
    chaotic isn’t the feckin word
    angry is
    my bastardin house back home is slowly
    getting surrounded by the march of time

    I don’t live there regularly
    but
    to see wee fuckin
    pyjama wearin illegality exchangin cunts
    swarming round what was a nice place
    (matter of opinion I know)
    .
    the peace dividend for me
    and many
    is shite
    .
    yup
    a complicated quandary
    sorry
    .
    zap away
    .
    i’ll disappear off to http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=BxpZ5rOMH4U
    .
    πŸ™‚

  66. on 16 Jul 2015 at 4:50 pm66can't be arsed

    cynic
    indeed he is
    god bless his
    horn rimmed self

  67. on 16 Jul 2015 at 5:04 pm67Cynic

    Sorry cba, fell asleep watching the cricket.

  68. on 16 Jul 2015 at 5:16 pm68can't be arsed

    cricket
    no
    not for me.
    .
    enjoyed joe meek
    .
    .
    mind you
    major alert
    I think youngest herself might’ve accidentally rubbed some
    poundland oil into her fish fingers
    and picked her nose thereafter

    .
    tragedy averted
    .

    we all had dinner

  69. on 16 Jul 2015 at 7:07 pm69Lars

    On a completely different topic, I just had a look at the seeding groups for the group stage of the Champions League. There was all this talk about how much more difficult it would be for us now that we’re no longer in the top group. These are the two top groups:

    POT 1:
    Barca
    Chelsea
    Bayern
    Juventus
    Benfica
    PSG
    Zenit St Petersburg
    PSV Eindhoven

    POT 2:
    Real Madrid
    Atletico Madrid
    Porto
    Arsenal
    Man U (assuming they qualify of course)
    Valencia
    Leverkusen
    Man City

    Now, on the face of it, that may look like a much worse situation than earlier. But in reality I’d say it could just as well give us a much easier draw. If ranking points were still used, we’d have still been in pot 1 along with the Madrid teams and Porto while PSG, Zenit and Juve would have been in Pot 2 while PSV would have been in Pot 3. It’s true that we can now face Bayern or Barca in the group stage, but on the other hand we could just as well draw PSV Eindhoven. And if ManU qualify they will actually benefit from this as they would have been in Pot 2 in any case, meaning that now they will have a chance of avoiding top opposition in their group – but with the old system they would have been guaranteed to have one of Barca, Real, Atletico, Bayern, Benfica or Porto in their group.

    In all, a completely rubbish and almost pointless rule change – all to appease Man City and PSG. Money talks? No, how can you say such a thing about such a morally and ethically upstanding game as football???

    (If it was up to me I’d put all teams in one single pot and let anyone be drawn against anyone – possibly with the exception of teams from the same country but I’m not even sure I’d have that restriction. The group stage is predictable enough as it is.)

  70. on 16 Jul 2015 at 8:35 pm70TTG

    Lars,
    I have huge sympathy with your point but that just underlines why you and I wouldn’t make TV executives. The demands of TV massage the draw and can you imagine if say United, Barca, Juve and PSG got drawn together in the Group of Death ( known to everyone else as the Group of Hysterical Laughter) and we were deprived of two of them in the Last 16. That’s how the European Cup used to be .
    You. Ale a fair point about the draw. The last four in Pot 1 Ud take anytime but wouldn’t fancy the two Madrud teams who we can’t beat.
    In the meantime U am starting to sacrifice wildlife on the TTG barbecue in the vain hope that Unoted fail to qualify for this stage. What a hoot if it came to be
    In other news my 7 year old grandson took his first step on the road to World Cup 2026 when he was accepted into the Brighton Academy. Obviously got my genes!

  71. on 16 Jul 2015 at 8:38 pm71can't be arsed

    sorry hol
    i really apologise
    things haven’t been goin great
    .
    all the best
    ya bastas
    .
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOi_wxypeGc

  72. on 16 Jul 2015 at 8:47 pm72TTG

    my spill chucker is back.
    The middle bit should read
    You make a fair point about the draw. The last four in Pot1 I’d take anytime but wouldn’t fancy the two Madeid teams who we can’t now meet.
    In the meantime I am starting to sacrifice wildlife…….
    I’m beginning to think Pangloss is right. I’ve turned into somebody else but the old habits keep returning
    Apologies

  73. on 16 Jul 2015 at 9:08 pm73Lars

    ttg: I know exactly why the seeding exists. I have moaned about it many times in here so won’t bore everyone by repeating my arguments once more πŸ™‚

  74. on 16 Jul 2015 at 10:15 pm74Goonerholic

    cba, ya bollix, things haven’t been going great are my middle names. You’re among friends here, ya poor bastard πŸ˜‰

    Always here if you need to vent, buddy.

  75. on 16 Jul 2015 at 10:49 pm75Trev

    Lars @59,

    that’s very kind but I really don’t deserve to have a stadium named after me. πŸ˜‰

  76. on 16 Jul 2015 at 10:50 pm76Pangloss

    TTG – welcome back!! πŸ™‚

  77. on 16 Jul 2015 at 10:52 pm77Trev

    Ttg,

    Have you tried taking the boxing gloves off before you start typing ? πŸ˜‰

  78. on 16 Jul 2015 at 11:17 pm78North Bank Ned

    The San Trev is up there with the Camp Wolfie.

  79. on 16 Jul 2015 at 11:26 pm79Sheikh Mansour

    This is outrageous !

    The new seeding system is completely unacceptable !

    This means we are going to have to play actual football matches before they give us the Champions League trophy !

    We could end up having to buy a whole new trophy as I have already had the existing one engraved !

    This never happened when Mr Blatter was in charge !

    Whatever happened to good old honest corruption ?

    This sort of thing doesn’t happen to Qatar !

  80. on 16 Jul 2015 at 11:27 pm80Peter Hill-Wood

    Oh do fuck off, old boy !

  81. on 16 Jul 2015 at 11:54 pm81Cynic

    Talking of things not going great, I wish this “Your flash is out of date” popup on Safari (under Mavericks) would bollocks off. How many more times do I have to install the same fecking fecker?

    This is what is known as a First World Problem, folks.

  82. on 17 Jul 2015 at 12:04 am82behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Machines suspect my flash is out of date too but what do they know.

  83. on 17 Jul 2015 at 12:06 am83The Machines

    We know everything. πŸ˜‰

  84. on 17 Jul 2015 at 12:07 am84Cynic

    The annoying thing is that YouTube won’t work unless I keep reinstalling the damn thing and it is always up to date.

    For YouTube I mean Candy Crush πŸ˜‰

    Anyways, sleepy time!

  85. on 17 Jul 2015 at 12:19 am85Γ–skar the dog

    You’re a treasure, cba, and here … http://irisharchaeology.ie/2015/03/beer-money-13th-century-tokens-from-winetavern-street-dublin/ … is a gift for yer. Did you perhaps lose them on a visit to Winetavern Street? πŸ˜‰

    Γ–skar

  86. on 17 Jul 2015 at 12:24 am86Γ–skar the dog

    Nothing happens in Qatar, SM, it’s a fuckin’ desert. Can’t wait for the 2022 WC not to happen there too.

    Γ–skar

  87. on 17 Jul 2015 at 7:28 am87TTG

    Trev
    W.oT d o u Me A n
    I get cold hands if the gloves are off.

  88. on 17 Jul 2015 at 11:25 am88can't be arsed

    jeez
    was at it again
    and there was me
    saying certain quarters here wank on about pseudo twaddle
    and i am guilty of the same deal
    albeit from the other end of the intellectual spectrum
    but
    low brow drunken just as annoying as high falutin sober
    .
    will install a breathalyzer and angerometer on my wee tablet yoke
    forthwith
    .
    apologies
    and cheers ‘hol yer a good fella
    and cheers oskar
    i had the house torn apart lookin for them
    πŸ™‚
    .
    need to relax
    take up a hobby
    dealer clubbing perhaps
    πŸ˜‰
    .
    bye now

    .
    UP THE ARSENAL

  89. on 17 Jul 2015 at 11:36 am89can't be arsed

    d’ye think peta would clatter me with red paint
    if I turned their pelts into a coat ?
    .
    bye again
    for real

  90. on 17 Jul 2015 at 11:51 am90can't be arsed

    mind you
    ye’d need 20 o the feckers just to make a sleeve
    emaciated wee cunts
    .
    .
    .

    cheerio
    shuts up

  91. on 17 Jul 2015 at 1:32 pm91behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Semitropical downpour at St. Andrews today. Emphasis on “semi” of course.

  92. on 17 Jul 2015 at 2:05 pm92Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Ashes cricket. Davis Cup tennis. Tour de France cycling. Open golf.

    I have a laptop and a TV. I need two more screens.

    As a side, I have been thoroughly enjoying the sport this summer. The WWC also helped loads by providing actual football matches way past the domestic season. I have still missed Arsenal plenty- but notably less than usual.

    However, despite the fantastic quality and variety of the sport going on this summer, if Arsenal were playing now then I’d be back to needing one screen.

    One screen not enough for British summer? Still, more useful than sun-screen…

  93. on 17 Jul 2015 at 2:14 pm93Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Seriously, in my neck of the woods it has been so cloudy and stuffy lately that I have barely seen the sky for about four days, let alone the sun.

    I should’ve just gone on tour with the lads. Singapore looks sunny.

  94. on 17 Jul 2015 at 2:31 pm94Cynic

    Forget the tennis and golf, they’re for the kind of people who drink Pimms with cucumber in it, wear checked clown pants and have teeth a horse would be ashamed of. The sort who’d be too mad looking to get into the last night of the proms (at least as far as the tennis goes).

    Besides the golf won’t really warm up until tomorrow.

  95. on 17 Jul 2015 at 2:42 pm95Doctor Faustus

    Two-footed magician with some head-spinning wizardry:

    https://www.facebook.com/thearseblog/posts/10153171755423580

    πŸ™‚

  96. on 17 Jul 2015 at 2:51 pm96Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Doc. Santi got lucky that Hector didn’t ruin it for him…

    https://twitter.com/HectorBellerin/status/621748657755410437

  97. on 17 Jul 2015 at 2:55 pm97Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    We are getting close to the hundred. Which is nice.

    Steve Smith just reached two hundred. Which is not nice.

  98. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:05 pm98can't be arsed

    cynic
    twas the 80$
    before i encountered a real posh person
    in its natural habitat
    .
    he told m

  99. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:07 pm99behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    From just off the green …

  100. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:10 pm100Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Steve Smith is gone!

  101. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:10 pm101can't be arsed

    bloody phone
    .
    half hearted flollop

  102. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:12 pm102behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    half hearted fllollop cba?
    that is one under par
    and nothing to be sneezed at
    specially when done on the phone
    πŸ™‚

  103. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:13 pm103behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

    Sorry missed you there GSD. Didn’t even see you there out on the course. πŸ™‚

  104. on 17 Jul 2015 at 3:17 pm104Goonerholic

    And now for a little bit of Ned… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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