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Aston Villa vs Arsenal: Your Chance to Win An Arsenal Shirt

Dec 11th, 2015 by 'holic

After Arsenal successfully progressed past the first group stage of the Champions League for a sixteenth consecutive season with a 3-0 thrashing of Olympiacos, we have prizes to give away this weekend courtesy of Paddy Power Bingo.

The Gunners start the weekend two points behind surprise leaders Leicester City but only one point ahead of Manchester United in fourth.

Aston Villa sit rock bottom of the Premier League; six points behind Sunderland above them and seven points from safety.

Remi Garde’s side were able to take an impressive point away from Southampton in a 1-1 draw last weekend and weren’t in action midweek while Arsene Wenger’s side were over in Greece with the match finishing close to midnight.

On paper this should be a comfortable win for the visitors, although we don’t often make things easy on ourselves, the midweek action should have an effect and we’re still down to the bare bones in terms of players available.

The Villa boss did admit after last weekend’s game that he is looking to strengthen his side’s defence and shut teams out before he looks to improve the attack, which potentially makes this a tricky game on Sunday.

However, if Arsenal can match May’s result in which we won the FA Cup final 4-0 then this could be good news for you if you get involved in today’s competition, sponsored by Paddy Power Bingo – visit Paddy Power to play today.

To win, simply pick a square from the six options in the image below, leave a comment at the end of this post stating which square you would like [A, B, C, etc], and if a goal is scored in that square during Sunday’s game between Aston Villa and Arsenal then you will win a prize. The more goals scored in your square, the better your prize – it’s that simple!

The prizes on offer are as follows:

If a goal lands in your square you will receive: A £10 Amazon Voucher
Land two goals in your square and win: Football Manager 2016
Land three goals or more in your square and win: An Arsenal Football Shirt (you can choose Home/Away/Third)

It’s first come, first served, so comment quickly to claim your preferred square. Here are the rules:

Each player is only allowed one square, no multiples
Squares will be allocated to the first 6 people to comment on available squares
The BBC’s definition of which square the ball went into is final, this can be found here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/results
Prizes are subject to availability
Only one prize per square
Only the first 5 goals are counted
UK entries only
If the match score is 0-0 the first to comment on the original post will win the booby prize, a Danny Dyer Football Foul-Ups DVD

Claim your square now by leaving a comment below and you could win an Arsenal football shirt on Sunday courtesy of Olivier Giroud and co! Good luck!

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40 Responses to “Aston Villa vs Arsenal: Your Chance to Win An Arsenal Shirt”

on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:33 am1Luke Johns

D please!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:35 am2h

f please
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:37 am3Jacky

e – pls
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:38 am4Tyford Kadzirange

A square
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:39 am5Mac14

A please!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:39 am6kadima george

d
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:40 am7Mac14

…looks like i missed A, so let’s try C!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:43 am8Sam Blackman

B please ‘holic!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:52 am9Gareth Bishop

F please!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 10:57 am10Desmond Aryee

D pls
on 11 Dec 2015 at 11:02 am11Ekaterina

a! Let’s do it)
on 11 Dec 2015 at 11:11 am12hrishi jainak

f hollic
on 11 Dec 2015 at 12:49 pm13Johnny Foreigner

Square G please. What – UK entries only? Oh well – good to see all the regulars anyway.
on 11 Dec 2015 at 1:40 pm14North Bank Ned

If anyone lands three goals in their square and chooses the third kit as their prize, they should be disqualified immediately.
on 11 Dec 2015 at 2:31 pm15Goonershek

F it will be!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 2:43 pm16can't be arsed

one from the top
and four from anywhere else please carol
and give us a twirl anthea
on 11 Dec 2015 at 2:55 pm17Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

Cheers H.

Who took that photo? Guzan looks seriously creepy.
on 11 Dec 2015 at 3:38 pm18behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

In the spirit of increasing our injury crisis, maybe Theo should challenge Hector to a race?

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2015/12/11/18245672/-?

You know the only possible outcome would be both of them injuring their hamstrings and not reaching the finish line. 😉
on 11 Dec 2015 at 3:48 pm19can't be arsed

not to mention the crowd, dino
photoshopping skullduggerry afoot i fear

an
“offend ye not” –
(hair ,skin and expression)
colour randomization algorithm employed methinks
.
nowt gets past goonerholic’s red and white army

no siree , le Bob

.
on 11 Dec 2015 at 4:34 pm20Porco Rosso

Countryman from last drinks – thanks for sharing the Campbell article. V informative!
on 11 Dec 2015 at 5:56 pm21behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

So the Manchester United players don’t like warm dressing rooms. Wait until they try the cold dressing rooms of the Europa League where Molde, Midtjylland and Krasnodar await, not to mention Locomotiv Moscow. 😉

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_utd/228980/manchester-united-players-complain-about-stifling-heat-of-wolfsburg-dressing-rooms.html
on 11 Dec 2015 at 6:01 pm22can't be arsed

and
the booby prize is genius

now there’s an arse of an eejit

frank butcher woulda giv im a dry soap-based slap
*wallop*

geeza couldn’t beat fake snow off a fictional rope
in a made up east end booozaaahhhh

or
(insert)
garbled moody strong cocker-knee sweet as bullshit ‘arsh patta

as the “laandan hardman actor” would say

.
i always remember actors were the ever so hard at school
pwopah ard , daaahling !
on 11 Dec 2015 at 8:54 pm23behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

?
on 11 Dec 2015 at 8:56 pm24can't be arsed

*tumbleweed*

oops

is broke goonerholic ?

*wipes snot offin lip*

sorry boss
on 11 Dec 2015 at 9:00 pm25can't be arsed

8ball
ya feckin punctuation sneaker inner !
on 11 Dec 2015 at 9:43 pm26Goonerholic

Nothing is broke you crazy diamond! 🙂
on 11 Dec 2015 at 9:43 pm27behind the 8 ball but gunning for glory

cba.

It could be the universe is behind by one day because the mighty Arsenal are playing on Sunday.
on 11 Dec 2015 at 11:06 pm28can't be arsed

ahhh now
fuckin bla stuff etc ‘hol

that song by that fat fella
really is just insulting a hero of mine
but
any connection made bout me to syd
however undeserved unintended or frivolous
is taken well chief

syds two albums are golden

wild man fischers first
and
anything Captain Beefheart uttered too

o fuckin yes
on 11 Dec 2015 at 11:40 pm29can't be arsed

and
lets not forget
the boston genius
saw him live
just maybe 5 / 10 years ago
and
i just stood mouth agape

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
roadrunner roadrunner

the dublin patrons
made noise
noisy noise
no respect
why turn up to see a legend
deprive a real fan of a ticket
when all you do is have loud conversations
facing away from the stage
DICKHEADS

ceptin for a few music fans peppered about
who roared for respect

unfortunately
jonathan was getting no respect
but
myself, my missus and the first few rows
roared with appreciation
and
he loved it

those arseholes missed out
on 11 Dec 2015 at 11:54 pm30Goonerholic

The rows my friend…

You are solid. 🙂
on 12 Dec 2015 at 12:03 am31can't be arsed

word !

‘holic

.

if a white 50 something paddy can say such

😉
😉
😉

.

UP THE ARSENAL

.
🙂

respeck
on 12 Dec 2015 at 7:01 am32Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q

This one’s for you cba.
on 12 Dec 2015 at 8:35 am33North Bank Ned

Time for some of us to feel very old. The U-18s have fielded a player born this century in 15-yr old Emile Rowe-Smith, a winger who is apparently interesting Barca.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3352577/Barcelona-scouts-sent-USA-watch-Arsenal-youth-product-Emile-Smith-Rowe-play-England-U16s-Nike-Tournament.html
on 12 Dec 2015 at 9:45 am34Cynic

That’s either the most complicated competition ever, or my brain cells have been sucked dry by that photo of The Dyer.

What a complete head fuck it would be if you entered, got the highly unlikely three goals in your square, and they gave you the third shirt because they didn’t have any of the good ones 😀
on 12 Dec 2015 at 10:14 am35North Bank Ned

er, Smith-Rowe @33. Damned hyphenated double-barreled names.
on 12 Dec 2015 at 2:35 pm36Trev

F please Rachel,
‘n L

What – there’s no L ?

Well, it is Christmas – there’s always No L

🙂
on 12 Dec 2015 at 2:36 pm37Trev

Nice preview, by the way.

Joel back on the scoreboard tomorrow !
on 12 Dec 2015 at 6:05 pm38TTG

A P please Bob
Sorry wrong game.
C please
I’m optimistic tomorrow. We’ve not lost up there since the parachute thingy which frightened our lads and made us lose a 2-0 lead. I think we will get a 2-0 lead and hold onto it this time.
on 12 Dec 2015 at 7:25 pm39Pangloss

Seven minutes extra time at Bournmouth. Fergie lives! Oh… perhaps not.

COYG
on 12 Dec 2015 at 8:59 pm40Goonerholic

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