Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 22nd, 2011 135 Drinks »
Let’s get this straight from the start. I don’t care if they do have Norfolk DNA, the chicken balti pies are a key component of the matchday experience. Unless Delia pays the going rate they are staying put. The fact that she has said that her budget for the summer is a poultry, I mean […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 20th, 2011 146 Drinks »
Now I know what you’re thinking. We celebrated the 250th birthday of Guinness a couple of years back, didn’t we? Well, isn’t 252 more impressive than 250? Not just as a formation we would probably finish most matches with if we signed Joey Barton. 252 years of deliciousness is worth a celebration in my book, […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 9th, 2011 110 Drinks »
Samba, Cahill, They’re new Goons, Larsson, Hazard, Coming soon. Rumours, sightings, Don’t end there, Cesc and Nasri Targets Fair. Newsnow, Twitter, Talkshite too, Feeding frenzy, Grabbing you. June, it’s June, Twelve weeks to go, Will we get, Gervinho? No more now please, I’m sick of it, Can’t face three months, Of all this shit.
Posted in tongue in cheek on Apr 17th, 2011 33 Drinks »
Posted in tongue in cheek on Apr 17th, 2011 14 Drinks »
Can anybody spot the difference between the Flintstones and Tottenham’s last title triumph? Clue. The Flintstones are in colour.
Posted in tongue in cheek on Mar 15th, 2011 146 Drinks »
What is it with the Swiss, eh? Now I’m not normally one for generalisations here, and I am taking the risk of causing upset to some good friends from that neck of the woods, but they really are starting to get right on my threepennies. I suppose we should have known back in August that […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Nov 22nd, 2010 32 Drinks »
It’s a two parter tonight, ‘holics, and as a light-hearted aperitif, prior to an altogether more difficult to digest main course, I am happy to bring you an update from our friend in Bali. I remember playing cricket with a medical student some years ago, who had persuaded someone to sponsor him to do a […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Nov 16th, 2010 177 Drinks »
Gareth Bale, now firmly established as the greatest player in the world, is in no doubt about the outcome of Saturday’s North London derby. “We’re good enough to beat anybody and we’ve shown that in the past.” One cannot argue with that logic. It is a fair bet that at some point in the last […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Oct 9th, 2010 62 Drinks »
The mid point of a fortnight of no real football. Desperate times require desperate measures. A good friend I meet at Arsenal is a native of Dublin, and that your honour is why I watched two League of Ireland matches today. That of course meant I missed the opportunity to take in Marouane Chamakh’s performance […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Sep 21st, 2010 80 Drinks »
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