Chas and Dave, Your Boys Took A Hell Of A Beating
Posted in tongue in cheek on Sep 21st, 2010 36 Drinks »
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The Day The Blogs Put The World Straight!
Posted in tongue in cheek on May 20th, 2010 72 Drinks »
Ching. Ching, ching. Clink. The sound of pennies dropping is almost deafening. A good night’s rest has brought about a welcome drop in the collective blood pressure of Gooners and those who were not long ago writing of the Cesc transfer as a done deal. I’m not saying it won’t happen here, but I do […]
Life On Mars
Posted in tongue in cheek on May 16th, 2010 81 Drinks »
“It will be a long hard summer,” I said to the fella in the pub at lunchtime. “I’m struggling for stuff to write about and the season has only been over a week.” “You a blogger then?” he enquired casually. “Which club?” When I told him he smiled. “You would love to have my job […]
My Mobile Phone Network Has Crashed
Posted in tongue in cheek on May 10th, 2010 22 Drinks »
For some reason my daily text messages from Tottenham supporters have stopped getting through. I will investigate and report back later, ‘holics. Anybody else have the same problem?
Mixed Blessings On The Sabbath
Posted in tongue in cheek on Apr 11th, 2010 76 Drinks »
Who’d a thunk it? Manchester United dropping two points at Blackburn means that all we have to do is win our last five matches to finish above the reigning champions. Say it quickly, and don’t think about it too much. If there is a downside to that it is the fact that we too still […]
Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out
Posted in tongue in cheek on Mar 29th, 2010 39 Drinks »
According to most pundits we are somewhere between a Rock And A Hard Place, following the two points lost at the weekend by facing Champions League holders Barcelona on Wednesday. No matter how much they try to Paint It Black though, I’m not about to suffer my 19th Nervous Breakdown. (You’re all ahead of me, […]
I Wanna Go Home
Posted in tongue in cheek on Mar 15th, 2010 106 Drinks »
Looks like they want you to go home too, chap. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fella. Close the door behind you. Checklist Pardew Jol Mourinho Allardyce Hughes Brown Who’s next Arsene?
Life Of Ryan : Guest Post By Perry Talin
Posted in tongue in cheek on Mar 2nd, 2010 69 Drinks »
Act One, Britannia Stadium, Old Jerusalem. Man in crowd : Look! Crowd: Oh, ooh! Man in crowd II: He has given us a sign! Man in crowd III: He has given us…a shoe! Man in crowd II: The shoe is the sign! Let us follow his example! Man in crowd IV: What? Man in crowd […]
Leopards, Spots, Twitches
Posted in tongue in cheek on Feb 11th, 2010 93 Drinks »
“Henry James Redknapp, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts punishment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term […]
Young Guns May Need To Ab-Zorba Bit Of Pressure
Posted in tongue in cheek on Dec 7th, 2009 41 Drinks »
Those who date back to Arsene Wenger’s first Champions League campaign with Arsenal in 1998-99 will doubtless be aware that this is not the first time we have taken a much weakened side to Greece on matchday six. Tomorrow we should hear more about the make up of the squad that travels to Athens, but […]
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