Book Review – Clickbait by Darren Berry
Jul 22nd, 2019 by 'holic
If, like me, you missed Darren Berry’s irreverent Season Diary columns in Gunners Town last season it turns out there was a very good reason for that. Darren didn’t stop writing them altogether, but instead has combined them in his soon to be released book, Clickbait – Life as a Modern Football Fan. Well worth the wait it has been too.
Darren captures the early season optimism, despite opening defeats to Manchester City and Chelsea, well. “That’s us right now. We’ve had the hardest start we could have had, we’ve lost our opening two games, but still we remain positive. New Arsenal. New Arsenal fans.”
What followed must have been the last thing Darren wanted. A 22 match unbeaten run when you are looking to milk the absurdity of social media isn’t great news. Thank goodness for people like Piers Moron, Stewart Robson, and Adam Crafton for providing the necessary ammunition in an otherwise peaceful spell. Particularly memorable was the North London derby.
“Today, North London is red. It’s not just North London that’s red. Twitter is red, Eric Dyer’s stupid face is red. Everything is red, as we bask in the warm red glow of yesterday’s result, which ended 4-2 to the team in red.”
All good things come to an end, but for it to happen at Southampton nine days before Christmas is a proper kick in the plums. Christmas isn’t much better. A draw at Brighton on Boxing Day followed by a proper thumping by Liverpool at Anfield. The arguing is back on Twitter and making for a fine book. This is what Darren needed, and records better than anybody.
“Spent most of my lunch break arguing with someone called The Transferinator on Twitter…”
You get the gist of the book, I’m sure. It comes to an inevitable conclusion as we spectacularly grab a Europa League berth from the near certain return to the Champions League. We just had to beat Palace at home. We didn’t. Wolves away? Nope. Leicester away? Afraid not. Brighton at home? Really? You’re taking the piss now. All the while Europa League progress is providing one more route to the promised land.
Our own progress in Europe is mirrored by the nomadic enemy in the little cup. I won’t spoil Darren’s take on that. Buy the book! Read it to the end. That is my advice to you.
“NO NO NONO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!! Giroud.
Clickbait is available to pre-order from www.legendspublishing.net/clickbait so get on it while you remember. You won’t be sorry.



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