Here’s Looking At You Kid
Sep 7th, 2011 by 'holic
Watching the England performance against Wales would have been a truly tedious exercise but for the performance of the man of the match, the visiting skipper. Take a bow, Aaron Ramsey. In a week where we have been hit with the news of Jack Wilshere’s enforced absence, Aaron’s outstanding display hints that he is returning to his best when we need him most.
With Alex Song still suspended on Saturday what price the young pairing of Ramsey and Emmanuel Frimpong will be charged with riding shotgun for debutant Mikel Arteta? If Aaron can reproduce his international form, and Emmanuel can harness his enthusiasm and aggression, I reckon they could prove a handful for anybody.
A somewhat sombre alternative appointment means I will sadly miss the game on Saturday. Not so long ago that didn’t really seem such a bad thing. Now I am really rather jealous of the lucky young Gunner who will take my seat. This could, and should, be the game to kickstart our season.
Come back on Friday evening for the preview, and let’s see if I can’t produce the first winning ‘holic pound of the season. (Edit – that may be anytime between now and Saturday morning. Forgot I have a golf day on Friday, and I may just get a little messy!)
Tottenham Ticket Plea
A couple of ‘holic regulars are looking for tickets for the swamp on 2nd October. Now I know they are like rocking-horse droppings for the visitors section, but if anybody has ordered them but now cannot go, and you are selling at cost, please drop me a line to gooner(at)goonerholic(dot)com, and I will put you in touch with two grateful Gooners.
Thanks all.
316 Responses to “Here’s Looking At You Kid”
1 Aaron Ramsey
He’s in my FFL team this week. π
Rambo –
The only bright spark from yesterday’s game!
8Ball -he’s been in my FFL from the start
There’s only one Aaron Ramsey!
Add that to the MOTD performance that SZCZ put in against Germany, and you can’t say that youngsters aren’t pulling their weight. Hopefully our ‘experienced’ players get it together!
I like Rambo as much as the next guy but so far this year he has been mediocre at best.
Park, hatrick. RvP 4 goals, plus Rambo MOTM (both latter in my ffl team btw) are good omens for us going into Sarurday.
The season starts here!
Been away for the last few days on a bender in The Hague, with some old mates on a club reunion, wicked stuff.
Gotta couple of hundred drinks to catch up on and a few days sleep.
Vodka shots for the bar, a night cap and a pillow please.
goonerista –
“I like Rambo as much as the next guy but so far this year he has been mediocre at best”
If your talking about 2011, Rambo v Manure @ Emirates he was unplayable (also see: v Udinese-this season)
H2H @ 8 –
“The season starts here!”
I’ll drink to that!
Respect for the Gaslight Anthem reference. ‘Here’s looking at you, kid’ is a bloody fantastic song.
As for Ramsey, it shows what he can do when played as the main attacking midfielder in the midfield 3.
It is times like now that that Wanker Shawcross pisses me off even more. Think how far forward Aaron would be if it was not for his henchman type lunatic challenge? What a piece of shit he is. I think he is on the verge of being one hell of a player.
Time for some real quality ale Holic. I fancy some 6X tonight if you please?
Heh the interlull is officially over. Holic does a preview of the preview.
I’ll be keeping an eye on that Holic pound prediction btw, Guvnor π
@ LiberoFootball,
They probably wrote it for the film, Casablanca π
Heh zico,
Just had to edit the pre-preview. I have a golf day on Friday and I will be one hell of a mess by the time I get back I suspect. I may even have to go with what little I know tomorrow night.
Feck it…
Steve T@ 12 –
Good to see a photo of Aaron with two working legs! π
By the way, the eagle-eyed who have had the misfortune to run into me may notice me in the free video of the 125 exhibition on Arsenal Player. About four times I reckon, if you are really on the ball π
MongPepp, I don’t want shit like that on my site, fella.
Cheers.
Bah – late again, stuck in the last drinks like a div (doh)
Looking forward to Saturday too, and before that to none of the first team tripping up/running with scissors/not looking before they cross the road etc etc…
COYRs
GT@16. Good to see him with 2 legs. Period.
Looking forward to the game on Saturday now, can’t wait to be honest. Little Gooner found out today he’s coming to The Grove and he’s over the moon!
I’m also really looking forward to see Arteta doing his magic in the middle along with Aaron and Frimps!
Shame you can’t make it Holic, anyone else is going?
Drinks all around please Barman!
lol sorry…
Swansea are gonna get thrashed, with there open passing game….should be lots of space and time to cut through them…
Oxford-Chamberlin also been playing well for under 21’s may show Theo a thing or two about attacking wing play!
Holic apologies about the double comment!
Thanks for that MP, and I hope you’re right.
Arthur, what double post π Have a great day with Little Gooner. The silver lining to me not going is that my volatile neighbour can take his daughter. Should be quite a day for the young ‘uns. Let’s get them hooked early!
AtG apologies for being stuck in the last drinks, but (again) hope the little gooner has a great day!
Aaron, Pingpong and Arteta…can’t wait to see how that’s gonna pan out, because it has the makings of something truly awesome.
And I would love to see The Ox out on Saturday at some point too, perhaps when ‘can’t cross won’t tackle’ gets a bit tired π
I’ve been scared to come on here the past couple days. I was horribly wrong about the Jack injury and thought it was Wenger beng sneaky to keep him out of international duty. We all know how that turned out. Then I just got my new home kit with TV5 on it, and well we all know how that turned out as well.
So I am only here to say I don’t think the Nasri injury looked too serious.
Cheers Holic,
On the ball as usual, I’m sure there will be another opportunity to share a drink in The Tolly. We will definitely have a great time indeed, He will get the full taste of it and I can’t wait to see his reaction.
As for the game vital three points required no questions asked it’s a must win game to me.
Also if anyone is up for a quick pint before the game let me know.
Barman a Lemsip for me tonight need to get back to 100% for the weekend!
snowy
No worries fella and thanks! A drink of your choice on my tab π
Tabs, injury hysteria is pure genius π
Why can’t Saturday be tomorrow?
Snowy, just to let you know and thus not be rude, I did reply to your question in the last round of drinks.
I say we sign Fermat in the January window and let him do the explaining π
Enjoy Arthur. I know only too well the enjoyment of taking young ones to games. Great fun.
My first game of the season on Saturday so most definitely a case of the season starts here for me.
Thought I’d pop in for a couple of swifties .
Nice post Holic , great idea to focus on Rambo , who looks to be getting back to where he was before being Shawcrossed .
Totally agree with Steve T @12 re the Stoke animal . What makes it worse is that Shawcross has clearly learnt nothing from the incident , and still plays with a total lack of respect for opposition limbs . That he hasn’t since caused such another grotesque injury is , i think , down to luck , rather than any judgement on his part .
From the last drinks , Dr Z cheers , and I’ll look forward to that real pint at Bolton . Dr C , cheers for the drink and Snowy , thanks .
3-1 to the Arse on saturday , so in readiness I’ll down a celebratory pint of London Pride . Cheers .
ATG: Thank you sir, a pint of the black stuff will do nicely π
zico: Thanks to you too, mainly for not reminding me of a lamentable joke about algebra best forgotten (doh) :-S
Snir: As the resident database in this bar, what are your thoughts on Fermat as a possible January signing?
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I think I can get tickets Holic .. But must dress in white and be well spoken unlike the louts outside the imaginates on transfer dead line day!! They reminded me of lost Millwall fans !!
Anyway lets see if we are still rock bottom at the weekend and your next to us!!
Hi Snir , don’t let the good Doctors catch you drinking … π
Cusop, My only regret about Sp*ds being relegated this season is they won’t be able to occupy 20th position the entire season next year. π
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snowy – psychopath = crazy paving ??? π
sorry, going back to read the post properly now π
Snir – injury news ?? Any leeks from the Swansea camp ??
Late again I’m afraid. Had to visit the ‘mum’ tonight – just admitted to hospital an inconsiderate distance away, so unfortunately missed all the fun, again!!
Great stuff in the last drinks from all the usual suspects.
As a mark of my appreciation for your continuing comedic achievements, please get a round in on Lars tab.
3 minutes Dr Z ?? Respect π
Trev – is that what it says in DSM IV?…. π
*gets coat*
Oops, missed your comment about a hospital admission π
All the best for that, no tactless comment intended.
Had to mention PHW’s comments to the Daily Star today, as reported on text at Sky Sports News.
Not verbatim, but the gist was ‘It’s complete and utter rubbish and absolute nonsense (that Arsene is under pressure). I think he is happy enough and we are happy enough.
We have brought in some new players and while I don’t know that much about any of them I think, generally speaking, they are going to improve the squad’.
Some real ringing endorsements there then.
Not hard to see why are transfer moves are less than lightening quick ?
snowy – am I being a bit slow, but what is DSM IV ?
Sorry Trev – it’s just me being rubbish…
Was referring to the The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders Version 4, in response to the crazy paving thing…
Don’t worry, I’ll get me coat… :S
And – not that it’s any consolation for my previous rubbishness – I share your worries about PHW’s comments. The (a bit absent) PR team at the Arsenal really need to have a word with the man. He really isn’t helping things I think.
O.K, just came home, and stumbled across this:
“Ever since I was a little boy, I’ve been dreaming about playing in the Argentinian league, and for Newell’s Old Boys in particular,” Messi was quoted by ESPN Brazil as saying.
“I really want to experience the feeling of playing for them. I always used to stay up late in order to watch the games on television when I was a little boy.”
Messi also reveal he believes Diego Maradona is the greatest footballer in history.
“Maradona is the best player in the history of football, no doubt about that,” he added.
“I never even saw Pele play, but I don’t have to see him to know that Diego was the best.”
Newells D.N.A ??????????? π π
Snir: Newell’s DNA soon to surface and the end of Barsa’s world as they know it. π
8ball.
To be honest that really made me laugh π
There is a very big interview with Yossi that I’ll translate when I wake up tomorrow…
Evening all, or morning in most cases. How many casualties of war have we lost to ( unnecessary) war this week? Well with the performances of most of our internationals how can we not be ecstatic for this Saturday let alone this month. We’ve got some league games where OX and frimpers aka you’ve been frimponged and even dare I say iggy can play to rest some if our now prized pieces. And the way OX came out, guns blazing he deserves a shot at first team play against Swansea, give Theo a rest if his cuticle hurts. Things are looking up Rambo also played a great game in which would’ve been a great ask of any other player against England at home and captained the squad. And thank the titi up in heaven we didn’t land Dempsey, being a yank, I can’t stand the man, lazy, poor defensively, he just poaches goals like he’s hunting ivory from a poor, helpless African elephant. Just dreadful. Anyhow up the arse and drinks on anyone but me, thanks.
Can’t wait to see Aaron help defeather the Swans this Saturday.
I’m literally turgid with anticipation…
Drinks for all of you lovely gooners in the bar π
Btw, tabs I finished working up something for BTA 1…the only thing is, my scanner is down so will have to organize to get it scanned sometime over the weekend and throw it up online…
O.K – I had nothing better to do, and didn’t feel like going to sleep π
The interview itself is quite long and includes a lot of parts about the NT (after our failure to qualify) so I deleted what I thought was irrelevant.
Yossi Benayoun is going through a weird week. The joy of signing for Arsenal replaced by misery and sadness due to the NT’s losses to Greece and Croatia which concluded that Israel won’t be in Euro 2012.
The captain would prefer to forget the last season, in which he barely played due to an Achilles injury which sidelined him for 6 months and prevented him from taking a part in Chelsea’s matches.
Q: Did you feel you were fit for 90 minutes? (after reporters claimed he shouldn’t have played due to fatigue from TDD, flying back to London to sign and then back to Israel)
A: “I had everything planned. I knew exactly what I was going to do, I knew when I’d sign, that first Chelsea needed to sign someone and then I’d be allowed to leave, but it’s not my fault that the media comes up with stuff every single day. People wanted me to sign earlier but it’s just a flight that I took in the morning and came back in the evening. There were other players that struggled as well and they didn’t fly 2 days earlier.”
Q: Are you offended by the media when they ask you if you’re retiring from International duty?
A: “To ask that 20 seconds after the final whistle is disrespect. The fact that I’m 31 and I signed for a club like Arsenal, which is a team that every player dreams of playing on and I get asked if I want to retire (from the NT), and I had at least 8-9 other offers – Then that’s out of order. People are talking to me about retirement but I think I can still contribute a lot to the NT. It’s not a matter of being a “star”, I’m one of the key players, and when I’ll think that I can’t contribute anymore, I’ll be the first to say it and not be there.”
Q: Were you disappointed that you didn’t get a chance at Chelsea?
A: “It’s part of football. I was unlucky with my injury, I believe I would have played a lot without the injury. I decided at the end of the season, I didn’t want to get stay for another year and not play. As soon as I knew a new manager was coming, I knew he’d bring his own players in, I knew that this what I wanted for a few weeks and to sign for a club like Arsenal is a dream.”
Q: You had a very good preseason. What happened?
A: “I’m not ashamed to say that this was the best preseason of my career, but even before the manager arrived I talked to the board and considered leaving, I was told to wait for the manager and for his decision who to release. As soon as I saw that I only played a couple of minutes in the first and second preseason matches, I decided to leave and because I was on good terms with the board they let me leave to develop.
Q: Will you get more chances at Arsenal?
A: “I believe so. As soon as the manager wants to sign me then it’s to let me play. Obviously there are a lot of matches and a big squad, it’s a long season. As long as it depends on me, if I’ll be good I’ll play more and if not then I’ll play less”.
Fair enough from Benny, snir thank you. He knows what he has to do and knows what he needs to do.
Snir, thanks for that!
‘Holic – You convinced me to watch the England – Wales match.
Ramsey looked better than ever. Back to his best does not apply.
Sure thing Lars. I also posted a translation for an article somewhere in last week’s drinks regarding Yossi’s transfer. All the small juicy details of it. It was actually kind of an interesting story π
Steve T. @ 20 – Too right!
Looking forward to Swansea, to beating and moving above them. Ow yes. 6 pointer π
Now eagerly looking forward to Ramsey/Frimster/Arteta combination on Saturday
Ollie – Newell’s DNA heh π
Yet to catch up with all the drinks from previous, will get to it as soon as I find time
Cheers holics
JW (19?)-AR (20)- Frimpers (19) / Coquelin (19)/ Song (24)
If we were in the bidding to sign any of these young players we’d be creaming ourselves over youtube. Time to appreciate what we have.
With the astute purchases of Arteta and Benny, along with Rosicky (not on the pitch, of course) to guide them and take the load off of their shoulders, both the future and the present should be very very bright.
As a certain Catalan said (paraphrase), “I don’t understand the need to buy someone to replace me. We (sic) already have the best young player in the world”.
The Messi one is interesting. I truly can’t see him playing elsewhere in Europe, unless he wants to test himself in England.
He’s won everything, and isn’t particularly driven by the money / lifestyle of Europe (just my impression). So it wouldn’t be a massive surprise if he went home in a couple of years.
A shame for us not to witness genius week after week.
No shame.
I’d rather he played in Argentina and I won’t be able to see him ever again than have those cunts winning trophies.
BMBD!!!!!
It WILL be fun to see how they do once Messi / Pep leaves…. but watching him truly is a privelege.
Appreciate what we are seeing…. like watching Shane Warne in cricket. I didn’t like the results, but what a genius. That’s why we watch sport.
Crikey. Talking of other sports… condolences to Locomotiv Ice Hockey team.
Thanks for the translation work Snir. But what does Benagoon mean when he says he had the best preseason of his life though? Did he expand on that?
CG. I see it differently. The reason I watch sports is to see my team win and everything else which isn’t relevant to my team is meh to me. Unless it’s a team I hate, that’s a different story. I think Xavi is the best midfielder in the world and every pass he make is pure genius. But I don’t appreciate it and feel privileged that I had the chance to see him. All I do feel is that great desire for him to suffer a Dan Smith type challenge that will end his career. Same goes for Spurs, Cashley etc.
But maybe that’s just me π
CoR – he didn’t. He meant that literally. He had a very good preseason and was very impressive. I honestly thought that with that kind of form he’d stay at Chelsea.
Mata’s acquisition meant the end for him but he was very very good in the preseason.
2 flippin’ days to go and I’m wetting myself in anticipation! (don’t worry, I brought spare boxers to work)
Back to read through the drinks later, doff of the cap to all and have a spiffing morning.
Coffees all round please barkeep.
Ah well, their loss will be our gain.
Being away from the Emirates for just over 10 months has made me feel abit apprehensive about going back.
To be fair the WBA at home game would be a realistic return for me. This would also be fitting since my last game was that very same fixture which was a defeat last season.
Thank you to the Gooners who have offered the most sought after tickets in town for this week. I’m sure I will have the opportunity to return the courtesy, hopefully in pints in person!
On to other business, as we will see who is fit or not for Saturdays game (I nearly said tomorrow’s) after todays training session, I’m now starting to think if Theo is not fit it may be worth starting AOC against a squad who he would have been used to playing last season (that’s if SH were in the Championship last season which if my ageing memory serves me right they were).
I’ve been hearing good reports about him of recent!
Up the Arsenalage!
Snir – we’ll have to agree to disagree. I think you can desire for your own team to win, but also appreciate (not necessarily enjoy) true sporting genius when you witness it.
I would never wish physical harm of the Dan Smith type on any player, even Cashley. But we’ve covered this before.
Morning All
Nice post ‘Holic, a good early build-up for Saturday’s match and hopefully the proper start to our season.
Snir, thanks for the translation from Yossi, very helpful.
Steve T @ #12 – My thoughts exactly. Look forward to ‘welcoming’ back all The Munsters to The Ems next month esp. that enormous and dangerous retard RS.
Dr.C, good points at #59 – The grass is always greener and all that…
Camberwell @ #66 – You’ll be pleased to hear that Edwin is working on a special under-garment that allows passengers of the HT to relieve themselves without having to remove bubble-wrap suits or bio-suits. Could be just the ticket?
Gt @ #68 – Just shut your eyes and think of Arsenal. Above all, enjoy the game! PS: If we have our experienced players out i.e. Arteta, Yossi, Nutsacker, Dos Santos, RVP, a punt on a young’un like AOC could be a good idea. Not sure about starting him though….
Cheers TS.
Dr. C – we will agree to disagree. But don’t worry, you’re still (along with your partner) one of the two best doctors!! π
Trev
So, do you think PHW is a fan of crazy paving then? π
Will be thinking of you on saturday, ‘holic.
Drinks for all in the bar.
On Lars’tab, naturally.
TS @ 70- thats what I do every night! π
extract : Wednesday 7th September
Dear Diary,
It has been like a ghost town at work today. Only myself and Edwin present in the Executive Suite due to some global Convention taking place called Interlull.
The Professor has been asleep on the job again. All the blonde totty which I spent the whole summer recruiting apparently have buggered off home, to rub oil on some Nordic god and mop his fevered brow. Heβs supposedly feeling better now. Iβll bet he is. Crushed, because I had my eye on that βwell builtβ one with the green eyes. Roxette (Mrs Feelgood) doesnβt suspect a thing, thankfully.
Took a walk down to the Infirmary (Treatment Carriage) and found Dr C in a right old state. From what I could see he was searching for compromising pictures of Mikel Arteta with someoneβs wife. If this research proves fruitful, this could be put to good use later on. I can sell some bad news to those fuckers over at Le Grove β they love that sort of thing.
The only other incident of note today was that I found that very weird individual, Smallballs, rummaging through the Dr F wardrobe again. Looking for swimwear he said. Very strange individual. Edwin has never managed to explain to me exactly what it is he does. I am sure there is money to be made out of his antics though. Put that on the to do list.
Going to close now, preparations for the weekend journey to London are about to take up all of my time. The news is that there will be no need for medication this weekend, everyone appears to be ready to party. Ride those White Swans, heh.
:):)
Excellent Dr.F @ #75 π
This open-book style will no doubt reveal further interesting facts about day-to-day life within DL Ltd.
Edwin, however, would like to point out that he is no slacker and if he does occassionally get over-tired during normal offcie hours it’s only because he’s been over-exerting himself on various projects the previous night.
Snir @ 51 – thanks for taking the time out to translate.
Did you deliberately miss out the bit where YB said “I couldn’t wait to get away from that fucktard of a thug, John Terry” ?
TS @ 77 – Edwin is Dr F’s right hand man and he (Dr F) would be lost without him π
White swans?
Like the people of the Beltane, Mr Diarist π
Heh zico @ #s 78 & 79. You’re on form today faether! π
TS – It has to be made of rubber to insulate me against the electrical wiring of the HT.
Well spotted Holic, you Metal Guru.
Truly a 20th Century Boy
Camberwell
Edwin assures me that all of the HT’s electrical cabling including the Cat 5 stuff is properly protected and is not accessible from within the passenger compartments unlesss you have the custom tools required to open the maintenance hatches.
Can you please share with us the nature of your concerns regarding the HT’s electrical infrastructure?
π
zico, Dr.C, ‘Hoilc
I’ll Slider on over and send a Telegram to Sam about you being the Main Men π
*picks up over-sized top hat and leaves*
TS – careful if you’re driving a mini in Putney.
Dr.C
Especially if someone has slipped a Mickey Finn into one of the drinks…
As much as I love the pint sized genius, I believe this could be realistic seeing as Gervinho has arrived.
Personally i would rather he stayed and thought it out and stayed true to his word that he wants to stay and end his career here.
http://www.setanta.com/ie/Articles/2011/09/08/Gunners-star-set-for-January-move/gnid-108282/?
Morning All ,
Snowy and Trev@various above – good stuff π
Snir , thanks for the translation . Quietly confident here that Yossi will prove a surprise hit .
Dr C – have to agree with you re Messi . Truly a privilege to watch him play ( especially in the flesh) . Right up there with Pele , Maradona and Cruyff . At times , you just have to shake your head , and say wow , just too good . Our 4-1 defeat out there 2 seasons ago was one such occasion . I don’t remember being completely gutted at the end of that game , simply because he had been so good . It was also one of the few defeats AW took well , I suspect , for the same reason . Arsene knows .
It would be interesting to see what would happen if Messi did take himself “home” ( I fancy Barca is pretty much home now given he went there at such a young age ) . I reckon much of Barca’s invincibility would disappear with him . They would of course still be very good , but it is Messi that elevates their play into the realms of the wondrous .
I would hate to see him seriously injured , though if we play them again , I can’t say I wouldn’t welcome a small hamstring strain that kept him on the sidelines . The man is just too scary .
Canons @50 – Great stuff ! A big Arsenal win and some BTA pics . The weekend promises to be a good one .
Talking of BTA …. Dr Z , that computer generated cartoon site you linked to the other day , I had a go !!! Its pretty easy stuff even for a computer luddite like me .
I did PHW’s rant from episode 6 , which even though i say it myself , worked pretty well , and had me in convulsions . Tried to stick it up on Youtube , but unfortunately was told ” error in server ” without any further explanation . I doubt that this was because of the fruity language , as other published pieces also contain swearing .
Whether it is because the piece slates real people and there are concerns re Slander might be a possibility , but I think unfortunately the likeliest possibility is human error at my end as I am a complete f*ckwit when it comes to computers . If there are any computer-savvy Holics out there who can give me a few tips , would be grateful to hear.
Also did a Smallballs interview and will try and get that up later . It didn’t work as well as PHW , but is less slanderous so might stand a chance , and if they allow it , then it would of course show that PHW ‘s stuff was just too rude for publication .
Dr Z @75 – Brilliant stuff π π , though I feel it my duty to warn you that Feelgood should expect a withering riposte from Wolfie later in the day about his “contribution ” to DLL . Chap got so worked up , he’s had to take himself off for some gruelling Butterfly .
Right , gone midday , drinks all round methinks . Pass Lars’ card please Dr Z …
We still await official confirmation but I had a sneaky feeling this would be the case seeing as he was sidelined on Tuesday as a pre-caution! π
http://www.football365.com/arsenal/7160149/Walcott-fit-to-face-Swansea?
Afternoon Holic, love your photo of Ramsey with the post.
Captions anyone?
‘Hey Shawcross, smell this!’
Takes me back to the days of school assemblies but that’s another story.
Wolfgang on YouTube.
Forgive me Holic(s), for I know not what I’ve done…….
Dr Z heh π
Geoff , great caption idea π feel like I’m on HIGNFY .
” Oi , Bale , I can see your bright red arse from this angle !”
” Oi Cashley , your phone’s ringing “
tabs @ 90 – Dr F is wondering exactly what a withering riposte might be, and can he smoke it?
@ Catalan 63
Our thoughts are with those who lost their loved ones! Yet again a terrible thing has happened in the world of sport. Those Russian Yak planes should of been taken down ages ago, nothing else is to blame here yet again.
PHW needs to keep quiet sometimes, his understanding of football is obviously not his hobby. Perhaps Snir can give him a lesson on how to use You Tube π
Af’noon tabs
Look forward to seeing those links π
HIGNFY???
Ramsey caption comp:
#1 – “Hey Andrei, I can see yooou….”
#2 – “Go on then Wolfgang, if you must”
Caption competition :
“Feck, it’s Stoke, I better practice the Haka”
“Oi Ryan, have you seen these apples?”
Dr Z – I have no idea either , we shall both just have to wait and see π
Arthur , I think you may be right π
Hey TS – Have I got News For You .
Missed out by one again – unfuckinbelievable π
tabs
You truely are the undisputed king of the number ones π
Thanks for the translation BTW, should have guessed it.
Sorry I meant fought it out (I really should be getting on with my work) π
Tabs@ 95, I’m crying with laughter!
Gt@100 very funny too
snir
have to take catalan’s side on that one i’a afraid. football is / can be a beautiful game and (as i have said before) i don’t go for slagging off (or worse hating) everyone that doesn’t play for us. watching true talent at work is a fabulous thing especially live when you really appreciate how little time they have. Torres (couple years ago) Rooney Suarez Bale Xavi, iniesta Messi Ronaldo all fall into this, to name a few. Of course I would rather they didn’t play or perform against us but their ability can leave one breathless.
messi is clearly amazing but i was starting a fantasy team and had oil wells behind me, i would start with ronaldo as first pick. that guy does things that even messi can’t do and if they swapped teams then i think you would see the difference. i was at the ems when united beat us in ch league semi and ronaldo was quite extraordinary – he was playing a different game.
TS @ 85
After reading your soothing words about electrical insulation in the HT my concerns have been well and truly put to rest. Although if I were to find any exposed wires we could always use Cusop’s tongue to check if they’re live or not. π
idka
How about Fabregas two seasons ago? I believe he’s worthy of inclusion on your list.
Agree, would be interesting to see how Ronaldo would play/fit in @ Farca.
Cheers.
Trains+hotel now sorted for Marseille.
Heh Camberwell, although that’s a fairly distressing mental image that I’m now trying to remove from my brain π
hi TS
i was only talking about players of other teams – i still try and think of cesc as ours:(
we have clearly had those players too , cesc, henry at his peak, dennis to name a few.
Messi is a class act look no further he makes Barca for what they are today. Didn’t they save his life or something like that? Otherwise he would be become a street gangster back at home, they took him in and it paid off. He did say that he would never leave if I’m not mistaken and I don’t think he will perhaps when he’ll be finishing off his footballing career maybe.
Barca without Messi would be a different team indeed but he is that act of brilliance, that moment of pure genius you have to give him that, it’s beautyful to watch indeed. Ronaldo can polish Messis’s boots, he’ll never be as good as the little man!
idka
Was going to include God and Titi but noticed you were only listing contemporary players in their pomp.
idka
Know the feeling when I saw him in another shirt I knew it was time to forget and to forget very quickly!
CG
I’ll make sure these will be “live” for testing purposes! π
Tres bien Ollie a numero cent-neuf. Je suis tres envieux. Bon voyage et se souviens….er…. to shout yourself hoarse.
Should be a great match mon ami π
TS
I’m impressed with you French skills π
Er… murky buckets ATG π
TS
Wouldn’t you like to see that? I know I would.
Up the Arse. And the Swans’ arses too. Barman the coffee was very strong this morning so maybe you got carried away with Camberwell’s order @66. Did somebody say “wetting” in anticipation? Caffeine reduction regimen is the order of the moment. π
Cannon’s “turgidness” (state of turgidity?) has me a little more concerned than mere enuresis…
Did I say something??
@121: CG, what can I say man, I loves de Arse π
@90: tabs, does Lady Nina really sound German in real life? I thought she was of Indian heritage or something? Her lines are all funny though!
Cannons… each to their own! I think you’re right about Lady Nina, but the German accent seems to suit her better!
Canons , yep , she’s the daughter of an Indian Diplomat .
Casting her as a German nymphomaniac just seemed to have more comic potential π
Imagine messi as a street gangster?
π
GT – difficult for the police to catch him, but not sure he’d be the scariest gansta ever!
Exactly Catalan, he can rob people on the beach in Spain but can he do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke?
Catalan -“difficult for the police to catch?” π
Lars- I’m sure he could rob shawcross on any given day
Now this is just embarrassing. Utterly, utterly embarrassing.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/66828/
Do they really not have anything better to do down Highbury House? THIS kind of stuff is what is embarrassing, not being beaten 8-2 in a football game where all kinds of things conspired to happen on the same day.
I can not believe that anyone can be so stupid that they would go after someone like this. If she had been using the Arsenal logo, fine, but there’ll be a shitload of law suits to file if this is anything to go by. They can start with the City of Stockholm, there is a street here called “Arsenalsgatan” which translates directly to “Arsenal Street” (“arsenal” is also a Swedish word with the exact same meaning as the English word but with a slightly different pronounciation). Come on, Ivan’s brave team of lawyers, send me a big fat lump of legal documents and I’ll hop on the tube and deliver them to the City Hall – it’s even got a stop on the same tube line that I live along so I don’t even have to change along the way!
Fucking idiots. This is going to hurt the club FAR more than it could ever have won. Bloody hell…
What ? They were not affiliated? I will be cancelling my order of tiaras and fruit basket ensembles immedietly..
Agree on barca without messi, he is the fulcrum and if he played for us we would have won it all last year. He would never come to England though, the sight of various knuckle draggers bearing down on him would kill the poor pixie..
Wow. I’m the only one who wants his enemies/rivals to suffer a Dan Smith challenge?
I really am evil π
The Arsenal legal department need to consider sueing our manager – his name has to be infringing copyright, surely???
Snir… I think we have established that by now! π
Plenty of bars called L’Arsenal here, Lars.
I really don’t get it. It seems to be because she’s selling items of clothing?
And? She gets some free publicity, Arsenal get some negative reviews.
I don’t see the point, surely, if true (I take everything with a pinch of salt these days…) it’s a waste of money from the club, and she’s not contributing any lowering of the club shop’s income.
Lars @130 – absolutely agree. The story has already started doing the rounds on other clubs’ blogs…
I believe the club’s external legal counsel is a firm called Slaughter & May, one of the ‘Magic circle’ 5 big UK law firms. In 2009-10 they apparently earned Β£1.84 million of profit per equity partner.
How uplifting to see our season ticket increases going to such a worthy cause.
Messi would never come to the EPL because of the weather not the tackles he gets kicked enough in La Liga.
lars@130: agree with you totally, surely an own goal of ‘Diaby’ like proportions by the club, totally embarrassing, shocking pr.
There’s a gym here called “Arsenal”. Imagine my surprise on first entering that Titi wasn’t there to greet me!
Seriously, let’s hope it’s just a wind up.
One Arsene Wenger, there’s only one Arsene Wenger!!!!!!
(just wanted to say it… π )
Getting a last day of golf in tomorrow before I get banged up because of you lot π
I really hope there is more to the story than we have been told, but if not then we have an opportunity for a protest march I would happily join.
My blog is called Arsenal Talk will I get sued as well?
Heh Holic – 2 individuals in particular, I feel.
Cheeky bottle of red (cab sav – merlot from Somontano) just been opened. Who has a glass free?
Erm, Holic, if you DO end up doing some bird, I have a welcome home for your Silver membership card π
Catalan knows. π
Arthur, I think you are ok. Do you have any serials running in the comments involving people with more money and legal friends than I?
π
In the case of incarceration, I’d like to offer my wife’s legal services pro bono.
She’s a lawyer. And Catalan. And a woman (clearly). You can’t lose.
Sounds like a plan. Can I pay on Lars credit card. I have it permanently at the back of the bar.
π
Holic
Good one I doubt that very much π
The White Swans preview may well be Saturday morning, although something indecipherable late Friday is a remote possibility π
Holic
You can do it! You certainly did it before π
Great advice for Gooners and golfers from Rod Argent,
Re: Dr. C. @145: Glass of cheeky red please, if there’s any left.
Re: Dr. C. @148: She sounds like the perfect combination, except for the lawyer part. π Does she know Ms. Lucy Nutcrackerjee perhaps from any of her overseas lawyerly activities?
8ball
A glass is here waiting for you. Well in.
Know her? She taught the Nutcracker all that she knows…but not everything that she knows.
You follow?
Dr. C. She must have all the skills an exile in Catalonia could possibly require. Lucky fellow. π
For members out here.
There was an email that was sent a couple of days ago with a few videos.
I strongly recommend watching.
Really liked the videos, every single one of them, especially the videos which emphasize the club’s history.
I count my blessings every day, 8ball π
‘Holic, read the fine print! No need for my card, Catalan said she’d work pro bono π
Speaking of fighting the law …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16u0wwCfoJ4
π
Dr F (Z) @75 – great stuff π
TS @98 #2 – π
Tabs @101 + (predictions) 201, 301, 401, 501 – it’s beginning to look like carelessness. Is one really trying ? π
http://player.arsenal.com/programme/28/arsenal-membership/player/668-gunner-make-you-a-star
Absolutely beautiful.
Late entry for the caption competition ?
#1 – Baa – aaa
#2 – Ooh! What a lovely Per !
Prediction: Arsenal 2 (Ramsey 31, 57) Swansea 0.
Oops – 162 should have been this link.
http://player.arsenal.com/programme/28/arsenal-membership/player/667-always-ahead-of-the-game
Trev, #2 is good. Not sure I can actually hear him saying that …
So you haven’t seen me in the 125 exhibition freebie then Snir? π
bt8bbgfg – he didn’t actually say it, it’s just a silly made up thing π
Holic, I did see you, but just once, not 4 times!!! :\
Press conference day today! yay aren’t we lucky? The build up to tomorrow is intense. I hope the lads don’t disappoint. I’m sure they won’t. ;
I would like to place the gtpound on wenger saying “see I’m not afraid to spend money” at today’s pc
Here’s the wink that went wrong π
How about we open an (HT) book on Wengerisms at today’s presser?
2/1 “This squad has great mental strength”
25/1 “The signing of Per might kill Djourou”
28/1 “I read Goonerholic this morning and it looks good for us tomorrow”
2/1 “Overall we did well in the transfer market”
100/1 “Almunia and Squillaci are now both fit and ready to play against Swansea.”
Evens
“No one is leaving”
Oh, wrong month.
Lars@ 128 –
Monkey boy – “what do you want little man”
Messi- “the Fu#ing ball what do you think I’m here for conversation”?
Monkey boy – “eff off little man”
Messi- either you give me the ball or I’m taking it in 0.5 seconds”
Monkey boy – “argh ref help I’ve been robbed by that little gangster called genius”
“if we ever spend over 20 million on a player in the transfer window you’ll be the first to know “
Trev, Dr. C – AW said Jacky has an inflamed bone.
He’ll be put in a boot for a month and then we’ll go from there.
Is this how you would’ve approached an inflamed bone?
Tell us a bit more than what AW is telling us π
GT will spend more time on Goonerholic than actually doing his work today – 1/50
Oh and one last thing!
Everybody who was going on about Per’s decline and that he had a horrible season last season as Werfer Bremen’s defense was awful.
Give the guy a break. His partner Naldo missed the season and he had to play with…
Mikhail Silvestre!
I think you get my drift π
The very clever man at 167 sneaks in behind Gazidis.
SG @ 178 β Hereβs that special quote from Wenger I was waiting for re; LJW’s injury, which usually means the player will be out for the season.
“We have got the best specialists in the world to assess his case because it is an unusual one.”
The set back after his first training session should follow this quote and then heβll mention the specialist again (hope not though)
unusual injuries: Rosicky, Vermaelen, Wilshere (and Diaby, I guess).
We seem to be very good at these.
GT@182-Ugh, we all feared this….
Ollie@183- How unusual can it be for a professional footballer to injure his foot? I mean we seem to find new ways of stupefying the medical establishment every year, you’re right, not only are we good at these, we’re turning them into a kind of art form.
Soon we’ll have trainee surgeons and specialists from all over the world looking for internships at Arsenal as they line up to be the first to diagnose and cure a previously unkown ailment!
Geoff and Ollie –
Maybe our unusual injury casualties need to have a word with our captain and find out where his Horse Placenta doc lives, as he hasn’t looked back since!
Problem is GT, he never had that horse placenta procedure π
Indeed
SG – I thought the club said he was free to try any treatment he pleased and so he went ahead and had it stating “if it works it works”.
But my rusty brain could be playing tricks on me again! π
These quotes from Wenger, which were presumably taken from his a.com interview, confirm most of our suspicions as to why he made his TDD purchases!
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-sport/football/article-23985256-forget-8-2-our-season-really-starts-tomorrow-says-wenger.do
Wenger: “I am happy that we added two quality players at the back and we added height, experience and quality”.
*Collective Chorus of Hallelujah from a packed Emirates!*
Good afternoon chums,
There a round for all on the bar on Lars’ tab to sup whilst you make what you will of Le Boss’ presser digest:
September 9: Wenger pre-Swansea
** Wilshere, Diaby out. Gervinho, Song, Jenkinson suspended. Rosicky picked up a minor knee injury over international break.
β’β’ Transfers linked with known out-goings, not a reaction to Manchester United defeat.
β’β’ Club not close to signing others, five transfers in four days proved to be extremely busy.
β’β’ Boss will respect any decision Emmanuel Frimpong makes with his international future.
β’β’ Wenger disagrees with claims the team are too lightweight – “Our game is based on movement.”
β’β’ Wenger says team will not change their style of play because of Manchester United match.
β’β’ Andre Santos is not quite match fit.
β’β’ Chu Young Park is currently in Paris, and has not yet been able to link up with Wenger’s first team squad.
β’β’ Ryo is just returning from a calf injury, but will resume training on Monday or Tuesday to push for a first team place.
One question from me: Is Young Park held up in immigration whilst TGLM give him a through probing over his immigration papers? π
PS from TS
IMHO, the above post was an interesting capture because Pravda.com have already changed it for a more concise and somewhat sanitised version…
http://www.arsenal.com/pressconferencedigest
Right, Boy Racers FC are modded to the max and ready to go.
After a promising early showing in the richest league in the world, the Holic HT League, the Boy Racers – not to be confused with Young Boys of Berne – started off in 3rd place but were then shunted down the rankings to 7th following a late charge in the same weekend by such luminaries as The Speedo Massive and northern powerhouse Diab’holical.
Manager Camberwell Gooner, reacting to calls for his head from many sections of the media and fans alike, defended his policy of never signing any players from hated clubs in Manchester, Liverpool, north London or Stoke-on-Trent.
“This financial doping is not a path chosen by Boy Racers. Once the NSC regulations (Not Signing Cunts) come into force, clubs like Fingernails and Storey’s Strollers will end up competing with us on an even footing.”
Indeed, despite vitriolic abuse from all quarters, the Boy Racers have slipped a mere place to 8th in the HT League and have consolidated their place firmly in mid-table territory. European qualification remains the goal.
You mid table loser!
Oh.
Camberwell –
Apart from hanging outside McDonalds your description of Boy Racers last week sounds remarkably like me!
Have we met? π
Not McDonald’s then? KFC for you is it?
π
yeah or Kebab King!
π
TS 192. Indeed, I have just noticed that too.
Presumably being stuck in Paris didn’t feel like a decent enough excuse, and rightly so.
I’d still assume he’ll be on the ST before I am.
Heh Ollie…. I should bloody well hope so.
Maybe you’ll bump into him on the way over in whch case don’t forget to snap a few piccies for TGLM. Wolfie advises they’ll be eternally grateful in a way that will make you sleep with one eye permanently open.
Rude not to, sorry tabs
Extract 9th September
Had a troubled night’s sleep.
Dreamt that the following happened, although dreams being what they are, not sure if they are in the correct order:
Roxette caught me in the Sports Carriage with the green eyed barmaid.
Company were subject to a hostile takeover bid by Wolfgang Smallballs and a consortium made up of synchronised swimmers (all male). This revolutionary act well received by the markets. FT headline “Feelgood – your time is up – Sink or Swim.” Fuckers.
Lars was blackballed by Visa AND MasterCard.
Received a writ from some Spanish Floozy claiming that she had copyright on the acronym BGFS. Everyone, the world over, knows this means the “Blonde Girl from Sainsbury”. However she claims it could result in confusion with her client base who shop at “Berets, Garters from Spain”. Tart.
Got up 5am bathed in sweat.
Immediately called Professor Storey. No answer. Sent a text. Frantic, he had lost his keys. Assumed it was keys to the Medicine Cabinet and invited him round for one of my “special concoctions”. Transpires it was
his house keys. Have told Storey before about drinking on a school night. (May need to consider a shake up in the Boardroom if Edwin continues on this reckless trajectory. Heard Hill-Wood could be looking for work. I’ll make him Director of Customer Communications – there’s a man who knows how to talk to the masses).
Breakfast. Milk and Alcohol, tall glass.
Sent text to Arsene Wenger ahead of his press conference. Implored him to send my passengers home happy tomorrow night. Reminded him there was no scope for “Swanning around” at 3am tomorrow.
Back in the night…… π
Think Dr F meant 3 pm
Camberwell @ #193
On behalf of Edwin, I’d like to point out that The Strollers have always conformed strictly to NSC rules, there’s not a single Manurite, Chavski, Munster or LWC player in the entire squad.
Edwin looks forward to the day when the enforcers of NSC rules level the playing field for all especially those who:
(a) Choose mega-c*nt captains
(b) Who have more c*nts in their teams than Arsenal players
You know who you are π
TS – Accusation withdrawn! Can’t remember who’s got c*nts in their squad but I’m betting they’re above me in the league…
Dear Doctor
Regarding your latest diary excerpt, which I enjoyed enormously, our good friend TS has asked me to point out that certain actual recent experiences are in no way a direct reflection on my behaviour nor are they necessarily for the consumption of all π³
Regarding a board room shake up, I’m all for strengthening our management team with complementary skill sets, however, it should all be subject to the normal procedure of thorough interviews, the taking-up of suitable references and voting procedures at our next board meeting. In the meantime, I will continue to undertake my duties as a director of DL Ltd with all due care.
Trust that clarifies and my personal thanks for replenishing the Sports Carriage with the appropriate quality of staff. The passengers should be delighted tomorrow.
Regards, Edwin
PS – I saw the future last night on my PS3.
First of all, I already had Arteta in my Pro Evo Master League squad – signed him months ago, so that’s my first piece of soothsayerism. The other good omen was that I played Arsenal vs Everton and Arteta scored two absolutely stunning goals, both from tight angles over the keeper’s head.
You heard it here first holics.
Arteta is 8/1 first scorer. Come on my son – make me proud!
Edwin, they were only dreams π
Heh @ #208 π
*wonders if fellow ‘Holics will overlook the caught red-handed moments*
Afternoon Funsters ,
Damn , missed out on that century again . A chap lurks and lurks , takes his eye off the ball for a couple of secs , and bang , the chance has gone . ( and yes Trev , I really am trying π )
By the way TS , its against the rules of Century drinks to post at 99 , and then claim the century , so put that in your pipe and smoke it . What’s that ? … you already have … Oh π
I’m not bitter .
Lars @130 Unbelievable action by the club . I hope they get their arses kicked . Reminds me of when they tried to copywright the word ” Gooner ” a few seasons back . Petty , shameful stuff .
TS @191 – Cheers for the press con breakdown .
Camberwell@193 – ” The NSC regulations ” heh π – The Speedo Massive fully supports your campaign and wishes to point out that at the time of writing The Numpties one ( yes one !!!!) Arsenal outfield player is still sat firmly on the Bench – Shameful .
Dr Feelgood @201 – π Despite my cautions that he shouldn’t respond to the clearly deliberate provocations of a lunatic who partakes of a bit too much Stilton at bedtime , it is not in Smallballs’ nature to ignore the sweaty thrashings of a man in his jim-jams , and is therefore on the case . π
Afternoon tabs,
Another great post/catch-up.
Rules of engagement for century posting fully noted for future reference and will almost certainly be ignored by all π
BTW, talking of pipes it’s POETS day today so I shall fetch mine packed with the latest crop from PiK. Care to partake in harmony?
PS: Is Harsha MIA???
Hello TS , I shall certainly partake Sir . Isn’t that what fridays are for ? π
I fear Harsha may have overdone it on his ‘shrooms . We all tread a very thin line between supply and personal use .
Good afternoon one and all.
I’m finally starting to regain a semi state of consciousness after my mid week bender. Too many good drinks on the last post to start commenting on, except to say thanx for the Woj video. Wow, how on earth did he manage to keep those shots out? Some truly amazing saves.
Looks like we’ve got a real number 1 at last.
BM please and a round for the bar as I catch uo on the latest offerings.
For the Gibbs, Bac, and Rambo bet, about who can get the most goals and assists, who are ‘holics backing?
F*ck! The GT Rollers!!!
*frantically logs on to see just how many of my players are injured / suspended. Yes, I’m talking to you, Flipper!*
Park stuck in Paris and Wenger hopeful?
(tss) Whatever dude!
Memo : To Dr Feelgood .
From : Wolfgang Smallballs
cc : Professor TES
Dear Dr Feelgood ,
It has come to my attention that over the last 48 hours , you have continually and unashamedly sought to bring the good Smallballs name into disrepute .
Far from , as your name might imply , making me feel good , this has made me feel decidedly off-kilter . I would even go as far as to say I’m feeling a little queer .
You question what I do , despite being told many many times . My role is multi-faceted . Fashion consultant , cocktail mixer , Nuts distributor , Drinking intake analyst ( general advice on Benders ) , Nurse to over-excited travellers , and finally and most profitably , Drug dealer .
My role has involved hazardous and potentially deadly trips to South America , Malaysia and China . I have been imprisoned ( bad ) , stripped of my Speedos (worse ) and had to listen to Lady Robbie Savage warble on and on and on ( worst ) , and yet you still doubt my commitment .
To the charge that I was rummaging through your drawers , I confess , tis true . What you appear to forget however is that these actions were carried out strictly on your request . I do not pretend that I enjoyed this task , but I am what they call a trooper . Never let it be said that when the plaintive cry goes up ” Can you take the old Chap in hand ?” , Smallballs is found wanting .
And now I find that I am the stuff of your dreams . Tis natural . Many many people go the same way . Jealousy , wanton desire ? … who can say , but it must stop . You must allow me to carry out my duties free from the extra burden of delighting you at the bewitching hour . It is too much for one man .
Should this harrassment contine , I shall be left with no alternative but to instruct Lucy Nutcrackerjee in this matter . I must warn you that she has shown herself very adept at getting me out of some very tight holes in the past .
Yours ( seemingly in your dreams )
Wolfgang Smallballs
Ah , wolfie’s been using my laptop again π
heh tabs
CG – I was struck by your NSC regulations, and (as quite frankly I have nothing to lose) I went into training today and summarily executed (it’s okay, euthanasia is sometimes for the best) every C*nt in my team.
I have replaced them with a mish mash of players I have mostly never heard of, along with a rather sexy signing of Mr Silva.
You know what? I feel cleaner already.
I should also point out, especially to the manager of The Numpties, that all 3 (THREE) of my Arse players shall be picked without fail when available, and that both Captain and V-Captain shall come from those hallowed ranks.
Bottom of the table, but with honour intact.
Once again some funny stuff lads, but please try to keep the alter-egos in check. It’s not cool when they start to steal your stuff. (Keep your computer close tabs π )
Sad to hear Lars was unwell, happy to hear he’s feeling better. That hatsop lawsuit link is ridiculous, it’s not even the same name. Surely the club can find better ways of wasting time and recources then going after a hat maker? Or is it a sort of revenge thing because she’s Spanish? Whatever the reason, it seems pretty frivalous to me.
Iread something interesting in the Mirror (of all places) regerding our injury problems.
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/john-cross/John-Cross-The-truth-about-Arsenal-injuries-Thomas-Vermaelen-Jack-Wilshere-Theo-Walcott-article795990.html
Maybe it’s time we stopped blaming the medical staff for all our woes.
CG (Camberwell) – did you receive my last email?
And another thing.
Pro?!? Are you nuts?! There’s nothing like FIFA. The better game by a mile.
http://www.football365.com/news/21554/7165627/-It-s-A-Fresh-Start-
No Visa Park?
Wolfgang Smallballs,
Man (sic) of honour. All round good guy. So they say.
I believe that some unscrupulous hack has got access to some of my most secret scribblings. Don’t be “derailed’ (heh) by the tabloids – not every written word can be taken at face value in this age of instant gratification.
However, and for the record, you have my soppy twin and the mad professor to thank for your release from that rat infested prison in SE asia. I thought you were of more worth to the company exploiting the emerging markets, especially the replica speedoes which are now doing a roaring trade out there, but the liberal bleeding hearts in the boardroom wouldn’t hear of it.
And if you persist with the whining, dressed up as self promotion of the creepiest kind I’ll send the boys round….
Ollie.
He’s the captain of his National Team, so he has played in more then the required percentage of Internationals needed to guarentee the acquisition of a visa according to the Home Office rules.
It may take a while (red tape, politics, bollox etc) but as far as I know, unless he has some kind of blotch on his reseme (criminal record, i.e drug dealer, sex offender, Tottenham supporter) they have to grant him a work permit.
Dr Feelgood ,
I am becalmed .
Send the boys round you say … now that’s the sort of stuff I want to be hearing from my MD .
From Dr F to Wolfie.
“And if you persist with the whining, dressed up as self promotion of the creepiest kind Iβll send the boys roundβ¦.”
I’m confused!?
Is that supposed to constitute a punishment or a reward?
Afternoon H2H , heavy sesh this week ? Recuperative Bloody Mary on the bar .
And drinks all round for all .
Drunk, drunk, drunk…lots of guinness….who let me near the compiuter….arsenal will win 4-1 sat
up the arsenal, carib beer for everyonbe
*belch and vomit*
Heh tabs and H2H
Feelgood still hasn’t got used to Wolfie’s ways. Told you all before, he’s old school, and hasn’t quite got used to our star metrosexual.
Cannons you get Guinness, but we only get Carib? How does that work?
Cheers tabs.
Was back Wednseday, but was too busy with bar business to spend much time here. I found the loop hole I was looking for in the anti smoke laws and if all goes well with next Monday and Tuesday’s hearing (same day as my birthday and the Dortmond game, which I won’t be able to travel to) I’ll be in poccession of the only licence to smoke bar within a good 20/30km radius.
That’s a round on me and smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Pass a bucket to CoR.
* Cusop’s bowl should also suffice.
Re: Dr. C @220: Ever so admirable, albeit ineffective, selection policy. Long may the Rollers smoke the best weed. π
Heh Dr Z π
H2H , congrats on your victory … now I think Holic’s looking for legal advice …
Cheers for the Carib , Cannons
8ball – Rambo still on the bench then … ????
Tabs, No indeed and my actions are where my mouth is with the 2-0 prediction above. SZCz is also in the team so the Numpties will be suffering along with all Gooners if we concede.
What’s with ‘holic’s late previews recently? Is it a secret strategy to lift Diab’holicals’ hopes by not letting rival FFLers find out the inside info in time to make appropriate transfers? Devilish if so …
I knew Mertesacker was big but my god. Look at the last picture (26) in this roll on the official site.
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/39416/arsenal-in-training-picture-special
Maybe a partial optical illusion because he is more in the foreground but he makes Arteta, Benayoun and Santos look like Arshavin.
Bearded Gooner- Also notice Wenger in pictures 21 and 22 pleading with the boys to let him pick up the cones in the absence of Ryo π
CG, NSC regulations my arse. π π
Bearded, Mertesacker is indeed big. Let’s hope he can also run. My other main impression from the photos is an impression I’ve always had: Benayoun could use a haircut.
Geoff – and here I was thinking he was showing them his checkers strategy.
BT8BBGFG – I just hope he can grievously injure Shawcross and Evra. Everything beyond that is icing on the cake for me.
and Barton , Bearded π
That was a horrible oversight on my part tabs. Let’s throw Ade in there for good measure.
With you there Bearded , this could go on for some time …
Drink! Cuba Libre going down well here chief. Hope you had a good golf day. All the best, mate.
Esso, never let it be said that Dr C has ever passed up a Cuba Libre.
I shall be delighted to join you in a recuperative tonic, old boy.
If my knowledge of Holic’s golf traditions is correct, I shall be suitably impressed if anything publishable appears tonight…
Injure!??!?!?!?!? I guess I’m not the only evil person here π
No, Snir. The difference comes down to this. If my memory serves me that is. Your exact word was “dismember” which makes “injure” mild by comparison. π
Dismember?! My exact words were about my desire to see Xavi suffer a Dan Smith Challenge! π
OK guys, I know I put plenty of links and videos here, but I’m absolutely positive that of all the videos I have ever seen about Arsenal. This is the best one. I still have goosebumps and a couple of tears…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUiKZCA8IRA&feature=youtu.be
Enjoy.
Snir, nice video. Exaggeration all intended in good fun. Was wondering if you thought there’s a chance of “dismembering” the Swans on the morrow …
Nice link there Snir. Quiet on here tonight, has everyone been finally commited..
Well finally some football to see. A new Arsenal ?..Looking forward to finding out.
Nice?! It’s the best video I’ve ever seen! So touching.. Won’t lie, had some tears!
Tomorrow?! Hmmm haven’t seen much of Swansea but they did quite well for the first 70 minutes against City so it could be tricky.
But I think the new atmosphere at the Emirates due to TDD (along with the new signings) will encourage and push the team to victory.
I have a feeling Theo will get his wish and play as a striker this season but not necessarily because of him but because of AOC.
He’s very quick so you wouldn’t lose pace on the right wing and unlike Theo his crosses are sublime.
I’m sensing a lot of tactical changes this season and maybe even different formations for different teams e.g cc team, rotated team, EPL team, etc…
Nice one SG
Snir @178 – “how would you approach an inflamed bone”.
With extreme caution Snir, π
Snir – are you ‘sensing’ changes, or seeing them in your balls?
Right, off to have a look at your vid.
Trev- Please mention that it’s CRYSTAL balls. I’m not Wolfie, I don’t look at balls for fun!!! π
Am I the only who feels Santos would be a revelation? I mean, defensively he can’t be worse than what he had, can he π ? We had Clichy, the LB that still doesn’t understand the offside rule and has one fatal lapse every game!
And offensively? Well, as long as he can cross he’s better going forward than Clichy π
Great link Snir – thanks π
Am praying Santos will be a revelation. Its been a while since I have seen an attack down our left hand side without emmiting a small bit of pee.
Heh Trev @ #255/256 π
Seriously, WTF is/causes/are the symptoms of an inflamed bone. I’ve heard of bruising on the bone….
And before grammar/spelling nazi Ollie criticises, yes I know I missed off a question mark at the end of my first (sort of) sentence above π
Top link Snir .
Little Gooner fas asleep for hours now, his Arsenal shirt ready to be worn tomorrow for his his first ever game at The Grove! I don’t think he is as excited as I’am, honestly I have never felt anything like this, it pure joy and happiness!
Once second….Daddy can we go to McDonald’s first? π
Nice banter in the bar as usual Holics!
As for those pictures from training earlier on sod it Per is a fucking monster!
Bring on those Swans we’re gonna Gooner them down….
Come on you Reds!
Snir forgot to mention this, good link fella a beer on Lars tab is waiting at the for ya! π
tabs & Bearded
Can we add Terry, Rooney, Nasri & Bale to that ‘GBH list’?
I can’t believe this! I get stick for being an evil bastard and now you’re preparing a list of doom!
Can I help with that list :)? I’ve got some people to add!
TS – of course π
Arthur , have a great day .
Bearded,
Had a look at the latest piccies, yes Per is indeed ‘Giant Nutsacks’
Also got me thinking about our Arsenal (sh*t) look-a-likes:
Kos = Paul Weller
Yossi = Steve Buscemi
Frimpong = Mr.T (in his youth)
Any more?
TS, Tabs, zico @various – usual nice work.
TS – an inflamed bone could have, as usual, a few different causes.
One of them could be the result of a heavy impact, and doesn’t bear thinking about. That’s worst case though, and i’ll tell you by email if it can’t wait.
There could just be bruising to the bone, from a kick, but it would have to be severe to be expected to take 2 – 3 months to recover.
The other likely cause, considering this injury may have been around for some time, is a chronic tendinitis. If not treated early enough the inflammation can settle into the bone and effectively bruise/soften the bone tissue. That would normally require surgery, but would take around three months to recover.
Don’t think surgery has been suggested at all though ??
The other possible condition, given that he has suffered in the past to whatever extent, is a very rare one where a bone has two growth centres.
Two flows of calcium converging, will prevent the bone tissue from hardening off and the tissue gradually becomes inflamed under stress. The cure is to surgically remove one of the growth centres and wait for the remaining tissue to harden. Again, around three months.
So, in the understandable absence of any real clues, pick the possibility you like best !
Apologies to anyone who has now fallen asleep π
ATG
Yes, enjoy that special moment, can’t wait to take the Storey Son in a year or two either.
@270 – but that’s another Storey π
Cheers TaBS will certainly do!
Excellent work Trev.
Highly informative. They all sound like very painful complaints to me. I wouldn’t wish them on anybody*. I reckon he’s out until just before Xmas, at best. Glad that bet with Snir fell-through now… π
*(with the possible exception of the ‘GBH list’)
Thank you TS not long to go then π
Good one Trev!
Night Holics…. I need to get some shut eye now.
Me too, off to the Grove tomorrow. Can’t wait to see our ACTUAL new signings !!!
G’night all. COYRRRRSSSS!!!!
Hi honey, I’m home π
A ha, the barman returns. Good day? Nicely sozzled??
(yawn) aha, last one to bed, night all ξΌξΌξΌξΌ
Thanx for the info Trev, very informative.
Not sure if I’ll be able to sleep after reading that though, sounds too painfull.
Nightcap for the night owls.
Trev thanks for the info mate.
Although it does worry me now that he’d be out for at least 3 months.
I’m guessing the first option you mentioned as too awful is retirement?
‘Come back on Friday evening for a preview’, he said.
In light of his 276 I can only assume the barman had a great day at golf.
But too drunk to post? That will be a first.
Now, I said ‘assume’ so no I didn’t play golf with ‘holic’ yesterday.
I therefore demand that all talk of ‘bad influence’ now stops. π
Hope your day goes OK ‘holic. Have a great one all. I’ll be on the ST later on then take the connection to the HT. Come on Arsenal!
trev @ 269
I knew it was best to leave to you to answer!
ATG, have a great day. I hope the result justifies the occasion.
Now, I’m going to watch the Evil One’s video to see if I’m as soft as him..
So soft you can’t write eh :D?
Camberwell, TS et al..Fingernails are not as c*nty as the Frozen Numpties or Diab’Holical. So,until the NSC regulations are introduced in the HT league you fellas will have to be clever π
And that won’t happen because….guess who runs the HT league? π
Here’s to a victory and a clean sheet today!
Come on Arsenal!
Harsha – I have to say that although I’m mid table, I’m very pleased with my selection.
I think that should make me 5th place or something.
We should rebel against the leaders for using Rooney against us!
Oh and Arthur,have a good day out
I completely agree,snir π
It’s only a small step from FIFA to the HT league, from Blat*er to H*lic….!! π
We demand an investigation.
NSC regualtions to ensure NCFP (No Cunts Fair Play).
Snir
I’m too soft to write? Have I been neglecting you? π
I now wish I was going today. I’ve got the feeling it’s going to be a top day.
Anyhow I made the conscious decision to hang behind and prepare properly for my return to the home of football!
Enjoy it today all of the holics making their way down and have a safe Journey!
Prediction!
2-0
RVP and Arteta to score!
π
Goonertown, I wish I could be as optimistic as you. This game has all the classic makings of a gigantic failure. I hope it’s just bad memories of WBA and NUFC at home last season playing tricks on my mind, but I have very bad feelings about the game today π
Catalan – It’s OK to admit you were moved by the video. What is there to be moved about in life if not from football π ?
Here have another one.
“Fucking Perfect”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPqclYLF5S0&feature=player_embedded
Lars – Don’t worry, my crystal ball is predicting a home win. Don’t you worry mate.
Lars, Medicine Cabinet. Now.
It appears that your recovery has been somewhat overstated.
Platform 49 for the rest of you ne’er do wells. π
Oh and Snir, nice vid.
Sorry boys, didn’t mean to put a downer on things. Just let me go have a shower and I’ll be back on the Happy Train before you know it!
Snir
Rugby does it for me too. Japan vs France on right now…. great game, Japan have got France rocking….
Love it.
Catalan – I love (American) football and baseball. But no matter how hard I try I can’t seem to understand Rugby or Cricket.
Care to explain the game? Someone?
Sets up tabs for 301
That’s better Lars
And bingo!
To the covers for four……
Bah. Reopened the page to checke the news, saw 299, thought I’d take 300 before leaving. zico you cooont!
I’ll do a tabs then.
301 and gone, have a good day, ‘holics!
(I haven’t touched or checked my FFT from the start, so if I’m not bottom at the end of the weekend, someone’s really trying to hard to get relegated :D)
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Feel a bit better now. Will have a look at the Argentina-England game in a bit (it’s actually being shown live on a Swedish channel), will try to learn a bit more about the game. All I can see is a bunch of people running into each other and sometimes someone runs away with the ball and scores a try (“scores a try”? is that what you say?), I have no idea what a “fly-half” or a “scrum-half” or whatever they’re called does, I am hoping to learn though π
Lars –
I understand what you mean. All of the hype and build up could amount to disappointment.
Plus Parks got Visa issues (hope it’s sorted now and he comes off the bench to score). I would like to think if anybody’s going to score today it would be him.
My feeling about Arteta is that we will have the creativity of Cesc back from a player who wants to play for us! That’s got to be a good thing!
But we are actually looking alot stronger than we did in our first two games and with everyone back probably ever stronger than last season retrospectively!
Once that first goal goes in the rest should follow! π
Lars
Enjoy the commitment and (mostly) honesty.
It’s all about possesion and territory – build the pressure and then exploit the gaps as they appear.
Any questions, let me know!!
Catalan,
When does the ref give a penalty kick?
And whenever a player gets tackled and they form that huddle, what are the legal and illegal means of getting back the ball?
Harsha
Penalty kick for any infringement of rules. They can either go for goal – 3 points – tap and run, or kick to touch for territory (they get the throw in).
Knocking on the ball = scrum, other team’s put in.
After a tackle there is either a maul (tackled player stays on his feet), in which case he can pass the ball back to his team mates.
If the tackled player hits the ground he has to release the ball, and then his team gain posession by driving over the ball. You have to stay on your feet. IN THEORY you can’t touch the ball other than with your feet.
Unsurpisingly this is when most penalties happen, and you will hear the ref say “hands in the ruck”.
The tackling player also has to release the guy he tackled rather than lying all over him and preventing access to the ball. “Not rolling away”
Harsha, that “huddle” is the scrum. Don’t get paranoid, but I think they’re talking about you π
And I thought American football was hard to understand when I first learned it..
Snir
Simple version; pass the ball backwards, get away with what you can. Never complain to ref.
You can also be given a penalty for “defending from the front”.
Ouch! An Argie player just got knocked out cold
So, if you kick the ball into touch you get the ball back?
Harsha: Bascially, yes (there are a few exceptions, I think?). Imagine that in football, every time Stoke got the ball they’d kick it into touch to get a throw-in…
If you kick into touch from open play then other team gets the throw-in.
If you have a penalty then you can kick to touch and you get the throw in, as the penalty is to your advantage.
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