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In Brief, A Qarabag Preview

Dec 12th, 2018 by 'holic

Matchday six in the Europa League. Qarabag arrive for what is a dead rubber for already qualified in first place The Arsenal. Qarabag also have nothing but pride to play for as Sporting have already clinched the second qualifying spot for the knock out phase.

We know that Laurent Koscielny will at least start the fixture in order to get some match-fitness but surely will be hooked in the second-half at some point with one eye on Sunday. As Sokratis Papastathopoulos is suspended on Sunday he too may start this game. Stephan Lichsteiner and Carl Jenkinson are likely full-backs in a flat back four in front of Petr Cech.

The defensive midfielders could be Mohamed Elneny and Matteo Guendouzi behind a front four of Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Mesut Ozil, Emile Smith Rowe, and Eddie Nketiah. Unai Emery confirmed that Ozil is in the squad of 18 and will make a decision about whether he starts tomorrow. If he starts on the bench the conspiracy theorists will be to the fore again on social media.

Expect the bench to be packed with the young players who went to Kiev and we may see some ever more familiar faces given minutes in the second-half to get more first team minutes under their belts.

The ‘holic pound

We were comfortable winners of the away leg 0-3 in October with goals from Sokratis, Smith Rowe, and Guendouzi. That suggests a comfortable win is preferred and I have had a little pop at the 22/1 available against a 5-0 home win. Cue a goal-less draw being played out in front of a half-empty stadium!

To those who are going I wish you a real performance from a team of players with something to prove. Have a great one, ‘holics, wherever you will be watching.

Posted in match preview | 180 Drinks

180 Responses to “In Brief, A Qarabag Preview”

  1. on 12 Dec 2018 at 8:47 pm1Silly Second Yella

    It’s Emery vs Ozil game

    …maybe I am wrong

  2. on 12 Dec 2018 at 9:03 pm2North Bank Ned

    Ozil starts so he gets a run out before starting the Southampton game on Sunday. Ozil comes off the bench so he gets a run out before starting the Southampton game on Sunday. Ozil starts because he is not starting in the Southampton game on Sunday. Ozil starts on the bench because he is not starting the Southampton game on Sunday. Take you pick.

  3. on 12 Dec 2018 at 9:04 pm3TTG

    It’s hard to predict scores in games like this. We played sublimely in tge corresponding game last year and won 6-0. I wasn’t at that and have sold my ticket for this one for reasons that have nothing to do with Football.
    I hope we get the maximum benefit out of this game by utilising our squad intelligently and giving some of the young lads some minutes. I have high hopes for Willock, Saka and Nketiah and Smith- Rowe will go on to be a legend at our club. The result is irrelevant but we want to win and I think we will comfortably

  4. on 12 Dec 2018 at 9:35 pm4Silly Second Yella

    @2 I’ve taken my pick and it’s not one of yours

    It’s the power thing between E & O, nothing else, but it must be sorted, sooner rather than later

    again, maybe I am wrong

  5. on 12 Dec 2018 at 10:06 pm5Silly Second Yella

    …it’s not an ego thing, not by Emery anyway but it could be a problem cause after Qarabag there is not a single irrelevant game

  6. on 12 Dec 2018 at 10:55 pm6bathgooner

    Fine preview Guvna. Sadly I won’t make the match but will be able to watch from the sofa. If the combination of returning seniors and promising yoof can match the last away performance your bet may have legs, H.

    As to the Özil selection conundrum, I suspect SSY is right @4. I think Unai worked out after PSG that star player power must be firmly slapped down or the whole dressing room becomes mutinous.

  7. on 12 Dec 2018 at 11:26 pm7Pangloss

    I’m with Ned @2.

    COYG

  8. on 12 Dec 2018 at 11:26 pm8TTG

    Sadly ESR won’t be fit to play against Quarabag I hear. He has a slight knock

  9. on 12 Dec 2018 at 11:58 pm9can't be arsed

    @7 absolutely

    and
    should you cross my throat with liquor
    i’ll confirm both yer alibi

    .

  10. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:04 am10can't be arsed

    .
    ned permitting

    or
    in full
    ok wae yoo baff ?

  11. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:11 am11can't be arsed

    .
    .
    plus

    gonny get in trouble again
    wi ‘holic
    for shite unbecoming

    here
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vkYiCdn834

  12. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:15 am12OsakaMatt

    5-0 would be great.

    I’d give Jenks the RB slot and play
    AMN or a youngster on the left.
    We will need Licht Sunday so I’d
    give him the break.

    Özil as Jacob Rees Mogg? Seems
    a bit unlikely but you never know
    I suppose.

  13. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:23 am13iBtM

    That was once an OK folk song, cba. I never heard this fella sing it though. His sentiments make me smile, the other stuff makes me wince (wince or twice in a while).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nnnM-__JQ

  14. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:32 am14iBtM

    I think it’s a night for letting the youngsters strut their stuff. Petr Cech, Elneny, Jenkinson and Kos for 30 minutes (if he feels he needs it) to give them a run out, then under-23s everywhere else. Let’s see what they can do.

    Nothing to lose, other than the Holic pound, but Holic can afford that.

  15. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:39 am15can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    .
    anyhoo
    fuck this nonsense
    more important stuff to hand
    .
    .?
    .
    but there’s
    one good thing
    to come out of brexit™
    ( ?]

    .
    main problem in negotiations
    has shown for all to see
    the old anti Irish tory sentiment come out in force
    hid mostly before
    by clouds of cigar smoke and eyebrow dandruff

    .
    “bloody bastards should be bloody grateful to us”
    .
    “bloody paddys KNOW YOUR PLACE !”

    .
    .
    we do shitheads
    .

    here
    .
    .
    .
    why dontcha fuck off out of it

  16. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:42 am16can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PinCg7IGqHg

  17. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:50 am17can't be arsed

    bTman
    machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time but now that its the opposite its twice upon a time

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFJi3l1DPWk&app=desktop

  18. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:52 am18can't be arsed

    .
    or
    this if you prefer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8_ByqQA3Q

  19. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:02 am19can't be arsed

    anyhow
    met the big lump himself a few times
    never anything other than fantastic company
    understandably
    met my relatives
    occasions more
    still can’t understand a bastardin word they say

    .
    .
    .
    sorry ‘holic

    here
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vkYiCdn834

    ?

  20. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:19 am20can't be arsed

    see my Caledonian cousin 13 ‘hol for another
    indeed yer Caledonian cousin too

    .
    god
    isn’t this beautiful ?
    or
    as they would say
    “VOWELS”
    (occasional consonant)
    “VOWELS”

    “by the way”

  21. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:28 am21can't be arsed

    .
    indeed

    zico rang up the incontinence helpline earlier

    “Where are you ringing from” they asked
    .
    “From the waist down” he answered

  22. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:31 am22can't be arsed

    .
    translate
    fae tha west doon

  23. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:35 am23can't be arsed

    .
    .
    i try not to mock
    but

    JUST
    LIKE
    THE
    FOUR
    TOPS

  24. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:43 am24bt8

    (What has that to do with the futbae?)

  25. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:43 am25can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    reference for the bairns there

  26. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:53 am26can't be arsed

    8ball

    i apologise
    as a man from the island whence the Scots came
    i have little knowledge
    and probably scant regard
    for
    their sensitivity-s , eh ?
    .
    .
    but
    in answer to 24

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zALx-JXe_BE

  27. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:19 am27can't be arsed

    .
    8ball
    in the melee of arms
    my
    what can only be described as humility
    is there for all to see
    .
    .
    .
    now
    there’s a name for a bar then
    The Melee of Arms
    .
    .
    nitwits dressed like wankers fighting over shite not worth a fuck

    .
    .
    was always a pleasure to go back home at Christmas
    the calm of the petrol bomb
    the cause of the just
    cause you poofs didn’t wanna
    damage
    clobber
    ?

  28. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:27 am28can't be arsed

    still think
    ‘holic

    YOU need to write that book
    pwopah oul skinhead goonah

    be a classic
    .
    writing STYLE is everything

  29. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:38 am29can't be arsed

    .
    i’d offer my tuppence
    from the period
    but
    my command of the english language
    is just juvenile

  30. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:40 am30can't be arsed

    .
    .
    and
    .
    .
    spaced out

  31. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:45 am31can't be arsed

    and

    sometimes roman
    .
    .
    .
    (well i laughed)

  32. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:47 am32can't be arsed

    and fell

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K031lcww5rA&app=desktop

  33. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:01 am33can't be arsed

    .
    .
    but
    i would however be up for a glowing review

  34. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:02 am34can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    there’s no way

    100

  35. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:03 am35can't be arsed

    I DO THIS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

  36. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:09 am36can't be arsed

    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW672HSzeRg

  37. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:42 am37can't be arsed

    sweet mother of god
    40 years ago

    deadNZ woulda said
    “Forty”

    pffttttt
    and
    like my granny’s mother
    WHO SHE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT
    would’ve said
    “think about what you say”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    “about those english bastards”

    cos
    it’s still in living memory

    YOU CUNT

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

  38. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:49 am38can't be arsed

    what !

    what !

    WHAT ?

  39. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:51 am39can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    how do you fellas think it’s gonna pan out

  40. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:56 am40can't be arsed

    .
    .
    slightly guarded references
    to the 1840s

  41. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:57 am41can't be arsed

    pathetic Irish bastards

  42. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:01 am42can't be arsed

    .
    rangers tatoos for all new borns
    .
    .
    WHERE* WILL IT END
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *when

  43. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:04 am43can't be arsed

    or
    Theresa is back on the fags

  44. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:10 am44bt8

    Scotland anti-Brexit and anti-independence. Are they just a bunch of aunties?

  45. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:16 am45can't be arsed

    8ball
    i’ve admitted before
    that
    it’s not always me
    typing shite here

    but
    it’s me me me
    full moooooooooooooooooooooo
    now
    .
    .

    pfffftt

  46. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:17 am46bt8

    The Melee of Arms?

  47. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:18 am47can't be arsed

    so
    hit me wit da Qs

  48. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:20 am48can't be arsed

    46
    one of mine
    hilarity has ensued
    move along

  49. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:30 am49can't be arsed

    cos

  50. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:31 am50can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW672HSzeRg

  51. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:32 am51can't be arsed

    yeah
    but

    .
    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBlqB8dhgZM

  52. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:43 am52can't be arsed

    a nurse !
    i hear dragged from a bowel
    ?

    .
    ex wife was a nurse
    she’d a humped anything
    she could nail down

    well rid

    looked like an angel
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBfybCPkjA

  53. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:50 am53can't be arsed

    .
    .
    and
    please
    before
    HE
    awakes and smites all my nonsense
    send 4dollars
    to the
    smiteyenot foundation
    so
    between us
    we can fight this scurge

  54. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:58 am54can't be arsed

    ye know which one
    is it the kilt one
    or the balaclava one

  55. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:02 am55can't be arsed

    the who nose

  56. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:07 am56can't be arsed

    the troggs two

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHcXvPPtd30

  57. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:10 am57can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    ?

    .
    .
    in other news
    look down on my shite
    are YA

    well fuckin contribute then

  58. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:11 am58can't be arsed

    read the last one
    in a Welsh accent

  59. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:24 am59can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijioei7qFyo

  60. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:26 am60ecg

    cba, here you go…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Nffq0bOgE

  61. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:35 am61can't be arsed

    brilliant ?

    cheeky cunt

    top o the class

  62. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:47 am62can't be arsed

    more please
    Dave won’t mind

    he’ll chop all the shooty bomby politicy crazy slf stuff man
    that i don’t write
    and
    leave yours

    cos yours will have merit
    and i hate slf
    the mickey mouse
    heavy metal
    tabloid sensationalist shite
    but
    i can say that cos of all the bombs
    ooooh
    the bombs

    .
    it’s a wonder
    no ones cashed in on it

  63. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:56 am63can't be arsed

    i liked you better when you were ECG

    where’s the noise

  64. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:59 am64can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pIEWA572A

  65. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:07 am65can't be arsed

    and
    to think

    i don’t get paid for this
    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6754Aa0TSU

  66. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:14 am66can't be arsed

    .
    holy fuck
    imagine if i did

  67. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:15 am67can't be arsed

    I’d be
    like
    Totally

  68. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:19 am68ECG

    you sure about that?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSmokR0Enk

  69. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:20 am69can't be arsed

    major

  70. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:22 am70can't be arsed

    brilliant

  71. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:23 am71ecg

    holy wild willy!

  72. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:23 am72can't be arsed

    in response to 68

    YES I AM

  73. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:24 am73can't be arsed

    shit comes in many forms

  74. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:25 am74ecg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3ztwfLwME

  75. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:27 am75can't be arsed

    *braids hair*

    .
    .
    .
    .
    *stops annoying eEcCgG*

  76. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:31 am76can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFpEfFPHrQ

  77. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:40 am77ecg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlD0IXVilJs

  78. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:51 am78North Bank Ned

    cba@9: 🙂

    Long night.

  79. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:53 am79can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC9Rb8G03es
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6ekFi4Yp0

  80. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:56 am80can't be arsed

    ned
    indeed
    like waffling to long dead chris
    music in the middle of the night
    is brilliant

  81. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:59 am81can't be arsed

    and
    a more than wee help to normality

  82. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:02 am82can't be arsed

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xldavi

  83. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:05 am83ecg

    for chris:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-R11B7EGt0

  84. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:12 am84can't be arsed

    i’m sure that particular dead fucker
    would love it
    but as i have
    fartnogryphied into
    what appears to be
    his representative on here

    i can say
    no

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T_Qj8CTqow

  85. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:18 am85can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9fvMQ04is4

  86. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:23 am86can't be arsed

    he liked mostly shite music
    which
    admittedly you did provide
    a
    small portion of
    but

    BIG HAIR
    AUSTRALIA
    BIG PRODUCTION
    SHITE

    (he’s dead don’t worry ive checked)
    ?

  87. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:27 am87can't be arsed

    ecg
    i hope yer gonna keep feeding good tunes here
    (if ‘holic allows it)

    top top man

  88. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:27 am88OsakaMatt

    A stirling effort cba
    https://youtu.be/1A3i0GATnRI

  89. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:30 am89can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8-YMpYbRqY

    is the tune reminds me of chris

    never heard it
    fuckin adopted it

  90. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:35 am90can't be arsed

    osaka M
    if im one thing
    i’m honest
    if i’m two things
    i’m drunk and honest

    but
    that tune is bloody awful
    and thusly the best tribute
    to our sadly departed comrade

  91. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:36 am91ecg

    cba – one man’s shite is another man’s crap.

    OM – what child? this child:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cIxF4Ex7a4

  92. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:39 am92can't be arsed

    anyhoo
    gotta getta wee snooze
    stuff to do 10
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0dd5XQ7Cxk

  93. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:54 am93Pangloss

    You can’t stop now cba. Not with the ton in sight.

  94. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:00 am94OsakaMatt

    ecg – now that is a great song

    To be honest mine was shite – I
    just chose it cos her name was
    Stirling and went with my misspelt
    praise for cba’s all night romp to
    the ton

  95. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:10 am95OsakaMatt

    But it seems he’s run out of
    steam, fallen at the last and
    given up the ghost

  96. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:12 am96OsakaMatt

    Never mind he ranted well

  97. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:14 am97OsakaMatt

    Gave his all

    Although, all what you might ask

  98. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:16 am98OsakaMatt

    And then selflessly stumbled
    aside so that others might take
    the applause

  99. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:18 am99OsakaMatt

    A role model for our turbulent times.
    Following that I’ll leave it to……..

  100. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:47 am100bathgooner

    That’s a full night shift you have put in, cba. I hope you’re getting time and a half. Some good music too. Also some pure shite though. Keep it up, bonnie laddie.

  101. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:49 am101bathgooner

    Pure serendipity. No skill required. I dedicate this ton (been a long time) to Holics past and present everywhere.

  102. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:52 am102bathgooner

    I might as well contribute to the harmonics. Sincerely felt.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XapuTEkTw6M

  103. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:57 am103TTG

    Great opportunism Bath!
    PEA at his best!
    CBA did the grunt work though
    By the way CBA not all Tories hate the Irish.
    I know plenty who just live them …even if we do sometimes argue.
    It’s the DUP I have the problem with ?
    Sleep well mate and…….
    Come on you Gunners!

  104. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:58 am104TTG

    I also know plenty who LOVE them. Bloody spillchucker. Apologies CBA!

  105. on 13 Dec 2018 at 10:16 am105can't be arsed

    thunder T
    thunder T
    thunder T

    we in the north
    live you too

    .
    .
    .
    ?

  106. on 13 Dec 2018 at 10:28 am106can't be arsed

    anyhoo
    must go
    work to do

    gotta sellotape ma oxen to
    the broad of ma back
    like a good European

  107. on 13 Dec 2018 at 10:35 am107can't be arsed

    ooooh
    how cheeky
    am i ?

    ?

  108. on 13 Dec 2018 at 10:37 am108can't be arsed

    Answer.

    not nearly enough

  109. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:11 pm109can't be arsed

    .
    .
    you understand
    of course
    thunder T

    that i am extracting the michael

    .
    i spent the 80s
    in the best city in the world
    watching the best team in the world
    and am adamant I strangled NO English people
    -repeat-
    NO English people
    *consults notes – nods*
    during my decade there

    i did however
    hold on to my hatred of your establishment

    sure
    i met a degree of anti Irish sentiment
    ranging from the proud warrior
    who had to get two buses instead of the tube
    to get to work of a morning
    so as to
    at the top of their voices
    “Not let the bastards win”

    to
    the few shower
    who knocked me about
    on me own
    for accent or wee cannon or both
    .
    but
    sure that’s par for the course
    in the relationship between our islands

    indeed English accents here
    over the years
    have oftentimes needed to
    belong to ordinary people
    with eyes in the back of their heads
    .
    .
    .
    .
    but
    i’ve just fed cattle
    and am full of the joys of life
    despite a hundred odds mice
    running out from under a tin bath
    i overturned
    and alerting herself again
    to the knowledge i scream like a girl
    when confronted by a hundred moving somethings
    .
    .
    so
    live
    love

    yes please

  110. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:16 pm110can't be arsed

    .
    .
    (would prefer firm handshake)

  111. on 13 Dec 2018 at 12:51 pm111can't be arsed

    .
    now
    .
    #
    Well I’m going out
    I’m gonna find myself a lover*
    I’m gonna look until I drop
    I’ll never stop
    I won’t give up in any way
    Shape or form
    #

    *off license
    .
    (BUZZCOCKS – Love is Lies – 1978)

  112. on 13 Dec 2018 at 1:56 pm112bt8

    Air cleared a bit?

  113. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:29 pm113bt8

    Contrary to the expectations of some (Neville and Shearer, hint hint) the winter of our content could soon be upon us.

  114. on 13 Dec 2018 at 2:30 pm114bt8

    And all hail the indomitable cba

  115. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:09 pm115can't be arsed

    .
    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4TGPZTCyXU

  116. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:14 pm116can't be arsed

    does this sound a bit like the clash
    I dunno
    I fuckin doooo
    the fuckin thievin time travellers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLmFOrLrro

  117. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:23 pm117can't be arsed

    my cattle
    black and white
    journeyman nothing to see here jerseys
    more interesting
    than that phoney shower
    of posh sludge

    .
    but
    apparently
    fat fucks in Harringtons
    like them
    .
    well like on
    ya shower o sheep
    .
    .
    .
    don’t like sheep
    they get maggots
    on their arseholes

  118. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:26 pm118can't be arsed

    hosed off
    basic animal husbandry

    LOOK IT UP

    fuckin lazy cunts
    accept what yer told

    D’YE KNOW WHAT
    YER LIKE FUCKIN SH

  119. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:35 pm119can't be arsed

    .
    anyhoo
    fuck ye

    lighting my fire
    fuckin friesian here

  120. on 13 Dec 2018 at 3:38 pm120can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLr1AYRBS0A

  121. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:18 pm121can't be arsed

    and
    most importantliness

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4yjCo8JWs

  122. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:26 pm122Goonerholic

    That’s a proper shift, cba.☺️ Must be a bit fresh out with the cows today. I hope you had your Jersey on. ??

  123. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:39 pm123can't be arsed

    ‘holic
    shite jokes aside

    we are all
    VERY
    VERY
    lucky
    to know you
    .
    .
    .
    sláinte fella

  124. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:53 pm124can't be arsed

    see below
    for other like minded beautiful sentiment

  125. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:55 pm125can't be arsed

    honestly
    it’s been like Band Aid
    round here today

    “Give us yer fuckin money”

    etc
    and such

  126. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:57 pm126can't be arsed

    and
    as the renaissance feminist man
    i think we all feel we are

    “would ye ever look at the arses on bananarama”

  127. on 13 Dec 2018 at 4:58 pm127can't be arsed

    they’re triumphant

  128. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:03 pm128can't be arsed

    it’s
    *fills up*

    “NOT A GARAGE, CBA”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    been wonderful

  129. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:05 pm129can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pLpzNPiB48

  130. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:18 pm130can't be arsed

    “well , Brian”
    “it’s an arse of six cheeks”
    .
    .
    .
    .

    *sagely draws breath*
    *leans towards the Mic*

    *addresses the nation*
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    “beautiful scenes here”

  131. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:21 pm131can't be arsed

    “at molineux”

  132. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:48 pm132can't be arsed

    .
    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcNDBYT-EU4

  133. on 13 Dec 2018 at 5:53 pm133bathgooner

    cba! Do you never sleep?

  134. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:15 pm134can't be arsed

    can you repeat the question Magnus
    all i’m hearing
    is vowels
    all run in the gether
    we the occasional click

  135. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:22 pm135can't be arsed

    No
    Three points deducted
    Very Magdalene College , Donegal

  136. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:25 pm136bt8

    Why are you sitting in the Emile Smith row?

  137. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:29 pm137bt8

    That is only this season. In future I expect to be standing in the Emile Smith stand.

  138. on 13 Dec 2018 at 6:48 pm138bt8

    Please someone bail me out. 🙂

  139. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:12 pm139scruzgooner

    well, that’s a hell of a team:

    emi
    jenks
    sokratis
    koz
    amn
    mo’neny
    willock
    saka
    özil
    laca
    eddie

    iliev, medley, nacho, gilmour, guendo, mhiki, and john-jules on the bench.

    very, very interesting. i look forward to seeing eddie and laca together for a stretch. and amn at wingback, if saka is on the other side in a 3-5-2. flexible enough to switch to a 4-3-1-2, too.

  140. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:13 pm140can't be arsed

    right Nicaragua come on
    etc

  141. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:15 pm141can't be arsed

    +1 the good bits that scruz said

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

  142. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:17 pm142can't be arsed

    .
    if you could see the balls o my feet
    ye wouldn’t EVEN !

  143. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:19 pm143can't be arsed

    SELF BARS !
    please back me up on this Dave

  144. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:19 pm144can't be arsed

    SELF BARS

  145. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:21 pm145can't be arsed

    SELF
    BARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

  146. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:22 pm146can't be arsed

    golden
    cheers

  147. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:25 pm147bt8

    Come on the Qarabag vanquishers, I mean those who would vanquish the Central Asian opponents. Even if they aren’t all completely recognizable as Arsenal players. Come on Saka and come on Blitzen.

  148. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:29 pm148can't be arsed

    ahh shit Dave
    5star 8ball drink

    but I’m barred
    Definitely

    PLEASE

  149. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:30 pm149can't be arsed

    Dave ?

  150. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:31 pm150can't be arsed

    Dave ??

  151. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:32 pm151can't be arsed

    any danger chief

  152. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:35 pm152can't be arsed

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
    bar my address

    please Dave

  153. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:44 pm153can't be arsed

    tablet
    now telly remote

  154. on 13 Dec 2018 at 7:50 pm154Silly Second Yella

    Come on Carl

    make your dad proud

  155. on 13 Dec 2018 at 8:14 pm155Countryman100

    It’s a bit quiet at the Ems tonight but I can’t talk. I sold my seats for tonight (things to do late afternoon). So kudos to all who are there in the cold. I’m off to Southampton Sunday and up for the Nomads Wednesday.

    Lovely left foot curler from Saka just now. Just beaten out by the keeper.

    Not sure why Laca is playing …..

  156. on 13 Dec 2018 at 8:21 pm156Countryman100

    Oh yes, that’s why!

  157. on 13 Dec 2018 at 8:40 pm157ksn

    Not sure why UE is risking Laca or Socratis, could be to preserve our unbeaten run. Good chance to see Medley in action over 90 mins missed.

  158. on 13 Dec 2018 at 8:58 pm158Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    BT have Stewart Robson on co-commentary and Michael Owen in the studio.

    No fears. I have a mute button.

  159. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:03 pm159Gunnersaurus Stunt Double

    Loved the shimmy and finish from Laca.

    Team looks understandably disjointed.

  160. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:05 pm160Countryman100

    Reports of Chelsea fans chanting antisemitic filth in Bucharest according to BT Sport.

    What a truly awful shower they are.

  161. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:08 pm161bt8

    Mkhi to come on for Armenia, er, Arsenal?

  162. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:18 pm162bt8

    Countryman, It was Budapest not Bucharest for what it is worth. Chavski filth showing true colors again. They seem to love getting in the papers in all the wrong ways.

  163. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:22 pm163Countryman100

    Thanks bt8. I’ve been to Budapest (lovely City) but never been to Bucharest. My error.

  164. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:23 pm164ksn

    Medley, defender, on for Laca; a bit odd that.

  165. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:25 pm165Countryman100

    Have to say, I’m enjoying watching Saka. Lovely little dribbler.

  166. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:27 pm166bt8

    Still time to swoop

  167. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:27 pm167bt8

    for the two ton, or

  168. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:29 pm168bt8

    has cba finally dropped off?

  169. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:30 pm169bt8

    Token drink as a means of furtherance

  170. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:32 pm170bt8

    As opposed to furtherance of means as most would choose…

  171. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:33 pm171bt8

    Wouldn’t chest, wouldn’t dive

  172. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:35 pm172bt8

    Inadvertently made that a double negative about cheating

  173. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:38 pm173bt8

    They must call it simulation to make it sound more proper?

  174. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:46 pm174bt8

    Please excuse off topic drinks

  175. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:48 pm175bt8

    What about the uncleverness and uninformativeness?

  176. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:49 pm176ksn

    Kos appears happy to have completed 70 mins comfortably and is replaced by Monreal.
    Kids look confident but only Saka and Nketiah have shown something extra. Saka has good dribbling skills but missed a sitter towards the end. Medley impressed too. All in all a good learning experience for the kids but this Quarabag team looked poor.

  177. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:50 pm177bt8

    BBC called our match sedate.

  178. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:52 pm178bt8

    I couldn’t possibly comment with the game not qualifying for my cable package

  179. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:56 pm179ksn

    22nd unbeaten. Next on Southampton and then spuds at home. Love his time of the year when games come real thick and fast.

  180. on 13 Dec 2018 at 9:58 pm180Goonerholic

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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