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Baku Or Bust – Go For It Gunners

May 8th, 2019 by 'holic

Heart pounding? Getting nervous yet. Valencia away is a little over 24 hours away as I type. 3-1 up from the first leg, what could possibly go wrong? Our away record, you say? Yes, our last two aways have seen us ship three goals to Wolves and Leicester, but you may prefer to think of the matches at Napoli and Watford prior to those. One nil to The Arsenal indeed.

I’m encouraged by the way Unai Emery seems to have prepared our team for the bigger matches. We have looked competitive with all but Manchester City. It is the lesser lights who have taken advantage of our inconsistency. Unai Emery repeated what most have said in the last week about the need for an away goal.

“Tomorrow is going to be very difficult. Our idea is to play the match thinking to win. To win you need to score. They are an organised team, strong defensively but they need to score. They have attacking players with big quality.”

It is unfortunate we will miss Aaron Ramsey but Emery has a decent squad to choose from. Petr Cech is likely to start behind a back three of Sokratis Papastathopoulos, Laurent Koscielny, and Nacho Monreal (or Shkodran Mustafi?). Ainsley Maitland-Niles should return alongside Granit Xhaka (no booing please), Lucas Torreira, and Sead Kolasinac.

The front two surely pick themselves in a game of this magnitude, but who to provide the bullets away from home on such a night? It really should be Mesut Ozil, but does Emery want someone more defensively minded? Henrikh Mkhitaryan has blown hot and cold but there is no doubting his willingness to get back and assist the back line. The only other name likely to be in the frame is Alex Iwobi but he is unlikely to last 90 minutes of box to box action and may be better utilised as a substitute running at a tiring defence with fresh legs.

Valencia reporter Graham Hunter shared his thoughts on uefa.com and it doesn’t make comforting reading for us.

“Valencia’s experiment with a new formation didn’t go to plan in London. Expect Marcelino to return to his favoured 4-4-2 set-up, which he deployed in the 6-2 weekend win at Huesca. Arsenal will face a much more robust Valencia. Mestalla is a daunting place, and while the Gunners’ lead makes them slight favourites, a fightback and either extra time or a famous victory isn’t out of the question.”

Both clubs are going in search of their first European Final since the noughties. Valencia won the 2004 UEFA Cup, when they beat Marseille 2-0 under Rafael Benitez. We of course came within 13 minutes of lifting the 2006 Champions League with ten men before Manuel Almunia lost all awareness of where his near post was. Bitter? You bet I am!

The ‘holic pound

I have to believe that the team will once more have been galvanised ahead of this, the biggest match of the season to date. Winning the Europa League is our only realistic opportunity of returning to the Champions League next season. A third consecutive season of Thursday and Sunday football is depressing.

We do have a wonderful record of scoring away from home this season. We have done so in 21 of our 25 games on the road. I can see an epic match erupting and I am favouring once more the draw in an away European tie. 2-2 looks a possibility with the hosts committed to attack, and our ability to counter-attack rapidly, possible features. I am on 2-2 at 12/1 and pray that it doesn’t get to 2-0 first. My poor old ticker couldn’t take it.

The ABW Preview

Discussing Valencia with Danny tonight is the Evening Standard’s excellent Simon Collings. I hope you are enjoying the additional content.

That’s the preview done then. To those who are out in Spain let me wish you the best of nights. In fact that gos for all of you. Keep the dream alive you rip-roaring, free-scoring Gunners!

Have a great one, ‘holics.

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109 Responses to “Baku Or Bust – Go For It Gunners”

  1. on 08 May 2019 at 8:03 pm1Mark Earle

    Biggest game.of our season so far, I’m feeling the nerves already.

  2. on 08 May 2019 at 8:23 pm2Cynic

    If any team can blow a decent advantage after a first leg where they could have lost, but should have won much more comfortably than they did, it’s us.

    Oh and Barthelona 🙂

    Obviously want to win but I just can’t care about these players. I feel, and have felt for a while, the way Gary Neville does about ManYoo thesedays. I want to win obviously, but I want some players who are worthy of the shirt as well.

    But ne’er mind.

  3. on 08 May 2019 at 8:39 pm3TTG

    I enjoyed your preview Holic and hope I enjoy the game just as much. 2-2 is a bold forecast but entirely possible. Graham Hunter is an utter bullshitter and I take little notice of him,
    Lim a bit like Cynic. I don’t trust these players but they are- at the moment – Arsenal and they have my backing if not my trust. Even Xhaka ?
    We should be good enough to get through if we can play like we did in Naples. That was a very mature performance. The first goal is vital. If we get it , great. If we don’t all bets are off.

  4. on 08 May 2019 at 8:48 pm4Tapera Doma

    Who can we sign from Ajax? de Ligt?

  5. on 08 May 2019 at 8:54 pm5iBtM

    Good positive stuff, Holic. I refuse to build up my hopes.

    Manuel Almunia and Champions League – four words that should never find there way into a single sentence.

  6. on 08 May 2019 at 9:55 pm6Tapera Doma

    Wow, 2 awesome football games in the last 2 days. Compete boys!!

  7. on 08 May 2019 at 9:57 pm7Silly Second Yella

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  8. on 08 May 2019 at 9:58 pm8Tapera Doma

    OMG!!!!
    Can you believe that???????? Priceless!!!

  9. on 08 May 2019 at 10:02 pm9Cynic

    Football can fuck off, I’m a rugby league man now.

  10. on 08 May 2019 at 10:06 pm10TTG

    I hate them with a poisonous dislike but Tottenham deserved this. Ajax fell to pieces under a route one barrage . It was obvious from the start of the second half that Spurs were tearing Ajax apart .
    Never mind Liverpool are a much better team than Ajax
    Two all- English finals?

  11. on 08 May 2019 at 10:11 pm11Barack O'Barman

    I wondered after last night’s result whether this season could get any worse.. well that was quite an emphatic answer

  12. on 08 May 2019 at 10:12 pm12OsakaMatt

    I’m reduced to supporting
    Liverpoo, another thing to hate
    Spuds for 🙁

  13. on 08 May 2019 at 10:17 pm13BB

    A possibility of an all english european finals… Has it been done before?!
    Will we f it up?!
    This seems like some Highlander destiny in play.

    .. Someone’s taking Brexit to a new level..

    😀

  14. on 08 May 2019 at 10:18 pm14Goonersince54

    2 absolutely fantastic unbelievable games of football in 24 hours.
    2 wonderful examples of never giving up,and a credit to both Klopp and Poch,to instill that in their players.
    2 teams overcoming enormous odds to win without their main men in Salah and Kane.
    My Spurs mates are in tears of disbelief,and if that doesn’t motivate our boys to get the job done in Spain tomorrow night,then nothing will.

  15. on 08 May 2019 at 10:23 pm15Dave

    Not posted for a while but forgive me after that. Football eh?? Hope you beat Chelsea

  16. on 08 May 2019 at 10:26 pm16TTG

    Well done Dave. It’s a high water mark for your club.
    You should be proud of those boys.
    Clive @ 14 sums it up really well.

  17. on 08 May 2019 at 10:31 pm17BB

    Grit and Determination with a touch of luck…. We could do with a little more of those.

    Have your night Dave.

  18. on 08 May 2019 at 10:32 pm18Bayonne Jean

    Feel sorry for you folks in the U.K. as you will be treated to a 3.5 week puke fest of football journalism. How many “Will Captain Kane return?” stories can you stomach?

  19. on 08 May 2019 at 10:39 pm19Dave

    A North London double will do me

  20. on 08 May 2019 at 10:45 pm20Tapera Doma

    I don’t mean to scare anyone, but if I am reading this correctly, in the last 24 hours, 2 teams have overcome deficits of 0-3, to advance to the next round. Is a 1-3 deficit more challenging than a 0-3 deficit? You tell me folks. Just wondering out loud.

  21. on 08 May 2019 at 11:01 pm21TTG

    Tapera
    Exactly. Is it a week for huge second-leg recoveries or for English clubs to prove dominant ?
    Yikes??

  22. on 08 May 2019 at 11:26 pm22bathgooner

    Thanks for another fine preview, H. You have summed the conundrums of our team selection up well.

    Frankly I have lost all hope and am scared shitless.

    COYG.

    PLEASE!

  23. on 09 May 2019 at 12:08 am23Cynic

    Far too much SpudLuv on here, you’re all potty.

    This has been possibly the worst week ever in football history (on the pitch) and I just want to do this every time someone says how great the last two nights have been

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AromaticAnyAtlanticspadefish-size_restricted.gif

  24. on 09 May 2019 at 12:14 am24Steve T

    The last 24 hours in the football world have been horrible. Just horrible. Thursday is a must win above every single must win there has ever been. I genuinely can’t even think to contemplate anything beyond 10pm on Thursday evening. If by then we are looking at an Arsenal fuck up and a Bin Dipper, Spud final then that really will be it.

    Our demise both on and off the pitch has been disturbing. The progress and current situation of others just adds to the discomfort.

    Qualify for the final Arsenal. Just do it. I’m Bored with feeling like this. Bollocks to Klopp and bollocks to Poch. And even more bollocks to that wanker Kroenke.

  25. on 09 May 2019 at 2:09 am25OsakaMatt

    In my bitter disappointment
    at the CL results I forgot to
    thank you for the preview
    Guvnor.
    The team looks about right
    to me and I hope for another
    1-0 to The Arsenal.

  26. on 09 May 2019 at 2:22 am26OsakaMatt

    And I agree with @23 and
    24. Bugger being sporting, this
    is like the Manure/Chavs CL
    final. I hope they all lose forever,
    go bankrupt and their stadiums
    are sold to provide much needed
    new greyhound stadiums. I would
    buy a dog and watch with laughter
    induced tears while it took a dump
    on their once proud grounds.
    Anyway, enough of my character
    defects. CoYGS!!

    ps
    I also agree with Bath @22 and
    will watch from behind the sofa.

  27. on 09 May 2019 at 3:55 am27bt8

    I wonder how Hector’s recovery is progressing. We could use him about now.

  28. on 09 May 2019 at 8:03 am28goonersince54

    bt8
    Try around October next year,with Holding not far behind.
    That’s with no setbacks along the way.
    ☺☺☺

  29. on 09 May 2019 at 8:04 am29goonersince54

    Oops.
    That should be this year.

  30. on 09 May 2019 at 10:18 am30Barack O'Barman

    Guts and determination alone won’t suffice, Ashtead. We also need quality and leadership on the pitch, and that’s where I fear we will struggle tonight under the likely relentless pressure.

    Fingers crossed though as I would back us to beat Chelsea or Frankfurt in the final.

  31. on 09 May 2019 at 12:37 pm31Cynic

    The thought of Eden Hazard, in his farewell game for Chelsea, strolling through our midfield to have a clear run at that defence doesn’t make me shit the bed at all.

    I might be lying though.

  32. on 09 May 2019 at 1:48 pm32Porco Rosso

    Osaka, I would squat down next to your dog and add to the ‘fertiliser’.

    I’m completely bricking it for tonight.

    There were frankly ridiculous comments in the last leg along the lines of ‘the 2 goal cushion’ gives Arsenal one foot in the final.

    Does it bollox.

    They’ll already be quivering under the pressure enough as it is, if Valencia score an early goal I wouldn’t put it past any of them to completely lose it.

    Just don’t be Arsenal, Arsenal.

  33. on 09 May 2019 at 6:05 pm33Trev

    Good stuff, Holic.

    I’m struggling to want to suffer through another 90minutes tonight.

    Let’s leave the negatives to one side and hope for a repeat of Napoli away from home.

    And hope that Emery can find the right team from the start of the FIRST half, the players find some fight and pride and we can indeed, er, play in our moment with quaaality and show our big personality……

    Of course we can – whatever that means ?

    It all used to be so simple ?

  34. on 09 May 2019 at 6:06 pm34bt8

    It looks to have come down to Japanese dog poop, unsurprisingly.

  35. on 09 May 2019 at 6:28 pm35bt8

    Current weather in Valencia seems to favor the hosts, including that stiff breeze coming straight from Morocco. Oh well, another ostacle to overcome. COYG

    Feels Like: 82°F
    Humidity: 41%
    Wind: SW 18 mph

  36. on 09 May 2019 at 6:58 pm36bt8

    Blind faith needed in more ways than one. Anybody have a stream to suggest?

  37. on 09 May 2019 at 7:28 pm37scruzgooner

    bt, check out footybite.com.

  38. on 09 May 2019 at 7:34 pm38scruzgooner

    strong team:

    cech
    nacho
    papa
    koz
    amn
    kola
    xhaka
    torreira
    ozil
    bambam
    laca

    if we can’t win with this…

  39. on 09 May 2019 at 8:12 pm39ATG

    AMN doesn’t track back and here we go

  40. on 09 May 2019 at 8:15 pm40Cynic

    Look where AMN is on the goal. He’s jogging back from the edge of their box. He might as well have walked.

  41. on 09 May 2019 at 8:16 pm41Steve T

    Fuck me we need to make up.

    The defending is abysmal.

  42. on 09 May 2019 at 8:16 pm42Cynic

    Christ we needed that goal

  43. on 09 May 2019 at 8:19 pm43Steve T

    Brilliant by Laca. Great finish from PEA

    26th of the season in a bang average team and people still criticise him?

  44. on 09 May 2019 at 8:21 pm44ATG

    Get in Auba! Game on!

  45. on 09 May 2019 at 8:23 pm45ATG

    Body language is awful!

  46. on 09 May 2019 at 8:31 pm46Gunner_KS

    Nice recovery, any longer and we would have succumbed. But, we NEED one more, that should do it hopefully

  47. on 09 May 2019 at 8:33 pm47Tapera Doma

    We should slow down the game a bit.

  48. on 09 May 2019 at 8:35 pm48scruzgooner

    they are slowing down, that initial frantic pace is dropped.

  49. on 09 May 2019 at 8:35 pm49Gunner_KS

    Steve, I just have a feeling he scores the more difficult ones and misses the easier chances

  50. on 09 May 2019 at 8:41 pm50ATG

    Auba tracking back is a nice thing to see

  51. on 09 May 2019 at 8:41 pm51ATG

    Laca should have scored there

  52. on 09 May 2019 at 8:43 pm52Steve T

    KS. You might be right. But he’s still scored 26 so far this season and it’s hardly been a year where we’ve destroyed all of those in front of us.

    I’d take that.

  53. on 09 May 2019 at 8:44 pm53ATG

    Gaya the fucking diver great spot ref!

  54. on 09 May 2019 at 8:50 pm54Osaka Matt

    Well, I’ll certainly take 1-1 at
    half time
    COYGS!!

  55. on 09 May 2019 at 8:51 pm55iBtM

    Good first half. Just need to repeat in the second.

    Steve, my shout. What you drinking?

  56. on 09 May 2019 at 8:51 pm56scruzgooner

    arthur, watch for diving, moaning, playacting, and other dark arts second half from the valencia players. they know they need 3 to win this outright… if we can get one more, they’ll drop.

    that said, it don’t see us getting another unless it comes against the run of play like auba’s thing of beauty. i’d certainly take another of those.

    another half just like the first, then, if you please. and on to baku.

  57. on 09 May 2019 at 8:52 pm57gedo

    Scary start but nice finish by Auba to settle us. Nothing tricky or risky in the 2nd half, when it doubt hoof it. Hit them on the counter and put the match to bed. C’mon Gunners.

  58. on 09 May 2019 at 9:02 pm58ksn

    After a hesitant start, the players have settled down but it is far from over. COYG.

  59. on 09 May 2019 at 9:08 pm59Tapera Doma

    Thank you very much Mr Laca.

  60. on 09 May 2019 at 9:09 pm60ATG

    Get in you fucking beauty ?

  61. on 09 May 2019 at 9:09 pm61gedo

    Laca Boom!!!!

  62. on 09 May 2019 at 9:10 pm62bt8

    Thank you Scruz for the link

  63. on 09 May 2019 at 9:11 pm63OsakaMatt

    A player of the season goal
    Laca!!!!
    Great time too

  64. on 09 May 2019 at 9:11 pm64Steve T

    Brilliant by PEA. Fantastic finish by Laca.

  65. on 09 May 2019 at 9:11 pm65scruzgooner

    cheers, bt. and now we’re going to baku!!

  66. on 09 May 2019 at 9:12 pm66Silly Second Yella

    we’re on our way
    we’re on our way
    we’re going to Bakuuuuuuuuuuuu
    we’re on our way…………….

  67. on 09 May 2019 at 9:12 pm67ATG

    Chelski is drawing now too 2 all on aggregate

  68. on 09 May 2019 at 9:17 pm68ATG

    Bollocks too soft come on Arsenal!

  69. on 09 May 2019 at 9:18 pm69scruzgooner

    don’t get sloppy now, boys. that was an uglier goal than i’ve seen since, well, last week.

  70. on 09 May 2019 at 9:19 pm70Tapera Doma

    What king of substitution is this? Mihki? Are you for real Mr Manager?

  71. on 09 May 2019 at 9:19 pm71Steve T

    We are never ever a million miles away from a defensive howler.

  72. on 09 May 2019 at 9:20 pm72scruzgooner

    if he’s on for xhaka, i support that.

  73. on 09 May 2019 at 9:27 pm73ATG

    Siolololololololololoooooooooo

  74. on 09 May 2019 at 9:27 pm74gedo

    Auba Boom!

  75. on 09 May 2019 at 9:27 pm75Tapera Doma

    We are home dry now. Auba!!!

  76. on 09 May 2019 at 9:27 pm76scruzgooner

    woooooooooooooo….

  77. on 09 May 2019 at 9:27 pm77ATG

    Siololololololololoooooooo

  78. on 09 May 2019 at 9:28 pm78ATG

    Auba goal !!!!

  79. on 09 May 2019 at 9:32 pm79Tapera Doma

    Keep your fingers crossed that Xhaka & Mustafi don’t gift them.

  80. on 09 May 2019 at 9:34 pm80Ashtead Gunner

    Calm down you lot……we’re not there yet !

  81. on 09 May 2019 at 9:36 pm81OsakaMatt

    Not sure why Mus for Kola
    but anyway it doesn’t matter
    now.
    Auba and Laca have been the
    difference – quality over the
    2 legs and a tip of the hat
    to them both

  82. on 09 May 2019 at 9:36 pm82scruzgooner

    oh, you depressives. four goals in 14 minutes? you think we’re capable of that?

    3 up on aggregate, 3-1 on away goals, and you can’t just purely celebrate? we’re heading to baku!

  83. on 09 May 2019 at 9:38 pm83Ashtead Gunner

    there can’t be extra time

  84. on 09 May 2019 at 9:39 pm84scruzgooner

    mus came on for kola because the latter picked up a knock. now guendo for torreira.

  85. on 09 May 2019 at 9:40 pm85Tapera Doma

    Unai, my man, what is up with these substitutions? Shouldn’t you be bringing in a defensive minded dude? & if u are going to bring in Guend, then he should be coming in for Xhaka. U are the subject matter expert I guess.

  86. on 09 May 2019 at 9:40 pm86Gunner_KS

    Absolutely, no need for negativism. Come on Arsenal

  87. on 09 May 2019 at 9:40 pm87ATG

    It has to be said, tonight Auba and Laca work rate is really impressive!

  88. on 09 May 2019 at 9:46 pm88gedo

    Auba Boom x 3

  89. on 09 May 2019 at 9:47 pm89Countryman100

    We’re on our way
    We’re on our way
    We’re going to Baku!
    We’re on our way!
    How we get there we don’t know
    How we get there we don’t care
    All we know is we are on our way!

  90. on 09 May 2019 at 9:47 pm90scruzgooner

    ok, ashtead, can you celebrate NOW?

    AUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  91. on 09 May 2019 at 9:48 pm91Gunner_KS

    Sorry Auba, humble pie indeed. One more performance in the final, all is forgotten.

  92. on 09 May 2019 at 9:48 pm92ATG

    Miki gets an assist and what a finish by Auba!

  93. on 09 May 2019 at 9:50 pm93Silly Second Yella

    the ball is yours, Pierre

    come on you Frankfurters!

  94. on 09 May 2019 at 9:50 pm94scruzgooner

    our last goal shows dear mr. emery to have some sort of clue about his subs, eh?

  95. on 09 May 2019 at 9:51 pm95bt8

    Auba rises to the occasion

  96. on 09 May 2019 at 9:51 pm96scruzgooner

    handbags in the corner after the game is over. valenciennes can’t deal with the spanking handed to them at home.

    BAKUUUUUUUUUUUUU! what was that countryman sang?

  97. on 09 May 2019 at 9:52 pm97OsakaMatt

    I see, thanks Scruz.

    kicking off at the end but
    4-2 is outstanding and a
    little revenge for nearly
    40 years ago now.
    Time flies

  98. on 09 May 2019 at 9:54 pm98scruzgooner

    our first european final in 13 years. let’s DO THIS.

  99. on 09 May 2019 at 9:54 pm99ATG

    Extra time at bus stop in Fulham

  100. on 09 May 2019 at 9:55 pm100Goonerholic

    Get in! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  101. on 09 May 2019 at 9:55 pm101bt8

    Gambas con perejil por favor, camarero

  102. on 09 May 2019 at 9:57 pm102Ashtead Gunner

    Surprising what can be achieved when every player puts in a shift !

  103. on 09 May 2019 at 9:57 pm103ksn

    Job well done. Auba and Laca show over 180 mins and 7-3 victory. Plenty to like there. Just need one more performance like that in the finals.

  104. on 09 May 2019 at 9:57 pm104Tapera Doma

    Scruzgooner, @ 93, as I said he is the SME, but I stand by what I said about his subs. Would you have subbed Guendo for Torreira, instead of Xhaka, if u were the boss? & Mikhi, when was his last positive contribution to the cause?

  105. on 09 May 2019 at 9:57 pm105bt8

    El Valencia se folla pero el Arsenal se va a Baku

  106. on 09 May 2019 at 9:58 pm106Countryman100

    Scruzgooner

    We’ve been singing that song all through the knock out stages

    What a bloody lovely night

  107. on 09 May 2019 at 9:58 pm107ATG

    We have Baku Holics bring on Chelski Frankfurters ?

  108. on 09 May 2019 at 10:11 pm108Tapera Doma

    Luiz, don’t save that!!

  109. on 10 May 2019 at 7:21 am109Steve T

    I’ve just had an e mail from the club. Apparently we get 6,000 tickets for the final? Good luck to anyone that wants to go. The travel arrangements also look absolutely horrendous.

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