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Baku To A European Final – Brilliant Gunners Rout Valencia!

May 9th, 2019 by 'holic

Unai Emery once again must have read the preview and went with my proposed starting eleven. It took five minutes for Valencia to fashion the first chance when Gameiro’s cross was headed clear by Laurent Koscielny under pressure from Gaya. Then Ainsley Maitland-Niles did well to dispossess Gaya at the second attempt but the ball fell to Guedes who fired over.

The Gunners right wing-back then appeared in the other box only to shoot straight at goalkeeper Neto. Valencia attacked the gap he had left behind him and the experienced Gameiro slid in unmarked at the back post to apply the finish to the left wing cross. Just the start we had dreaded.

Valencia 1-0 The Arsenal

Rodrigo had two chances to give the hosts the advantage. One struck Gameiro and was cleared, the second was mercifully off target. From nowhere we struck, and it was the big two who came up with the goods. Alexandre Lacazette out jumped two defenders, Gabriel included, to flick a header goalwards. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, despite being surrounded by four defenders, was the quickest to react and produced a wonderful right foot volley a coat of paint inside the near post from the edge of the box.

Valencia 1-1 The Arsenal

The travelling faithful were now to be heard over the previously boisterous home support. Mesut Ozil won a corner that was headed over by Aubameyang. Slowly we were taking a degree of control. The feel of the match had changed. As Francis Coquelin, back from suspension for Valencia, was treated for a back problem Chelsea took the lead against Eintracht Frankfurt. The all-London Final was on.

Mesut Ozil was making hay and almost put Lacazette in only for Gabriel to show an unexpected burst of pace to deny him. Persistent, Ozil then teed up Aubameyang who fired straight at Neto. A misplaced Lacazette pass allowed Valencia another break which was ended by Lucas Torreira conceding a free-kick for tripping Guedes just outside the box. Parejo’s venomous effort flew wide of the far post.

Garay’s horrendous sliding chop from behind on Lacazette earned him the first yellow card of the match. The Gunners striker was close to extracting full revenge when Aubameyang came racing in from the right and laid it back for his strike partner to smash against the outside of the near post. That should perhaps have been a decisive second.

Gaya drew the second yellow card of the night for simulation when he threw himself to the floor feigning contact by Maitland-Niles, and was extremely fortunate not to see a second moments later when tripping Maitland-Niles off  the ball. A tough start had turned into a wonderful half for The Arsenal.

We knew that Valencia would have to come out all guns blazing at the start of the second-half and the sight of Lacazette and Aubameyang defending deep, as they had on occasion in the first, was a tribute to their professionalism and team ethic as well as their genius. Unselfish brilliance. This tactic also allowed Ozil to stay in advanced areas in case we needed an outlet. Clever tactics.

Ozil again looked to provide for Aubameyang as we broke but the striker’s shot was blocked out for a corner. It was but a momentary delay, as news of an equaliser for Eintracht came through Lacazette twisted and turned in the box, found yard of space, and placed a glorious stroked finish inside the far post. Have that! One song filled the mighty Mestalla. “We’re on our way, we’re on our way, we’re off to Baku, we’re on our way!”

Valencia 1-2 The Arsenal

A seemingly offside Parejo cut a ball back which was played into Gameiro who was not adjudged to have interfered with Petr Cech when he bundled the ball over the line. They needed five. They had two. We had Lacazette and Aubameyang.

Valencia 2-2 The Arsenal

Mesut Ozil wound the crowd up with silent gestures as he was withdrawn for Henrikh Mkhitaryan. It was something of a surprise for this old fool, but Emery must have wanted the box to box qualities of the Armenian. Garay’s speculative long range drive whistled past the post as I checked my cash-out option.

Valencia were broken, as was the ‘holic pound, by a magnificent Arsenal break. Lacazette started the move by winning the ball deep in his own half and it ended with Aubameyang sweeping a superb Maitland-Niles cross in at the near post. The stadium started emptying and the magnificent travelling faithful bid their hosts “Adios, adios, adios!”

Valencia 2-3 The Arsenal

The hosts sought some fight back, but Soler fired over as the away section celebrated wildly. Who would we meet in Baku. It was still stalemate at the bus stop in Fulham. It swung from end to end. I was lost in a state of delirium. How can this Jekkyl and Hyde team play so superbly against the strongest opposition yet look so ordinary against the run of the mill? A question for another day. This was an evening to celebrate greatness.

Then, another. Aubameyang’s first hat-trick for The Arsenal when he lashed a Mkhitaryan pass into the roof of the net. He and Lacazette had absolutely ripped a very good team to pieces. This was just amazing to witness.

Valencia 2-4 The Arsenal

Handbags greeted the final whistle as the vanquished reacted badly to their utter humiliation.

As requested in the preview, you had a great one, ‘holics.

Posted in match review | 126 Drinks

126 Responses to “Baku To A European Final – Brilliant Gunners Rout Valencia!”

  1. on 09 May 2019 at 9:55 pm1edd

    Get In. Up the Gunners

  2. on 09 May 2019 at 9:56 pm2scruzgooner

    stream i’m using got us to the chelski game….to see frankfurt score, and win?

  3. on 09 May 2019 at 9:57 pm3scruzgooner

    sorry, must have been a replay.

    now to read. WE’RE GOIN’ TO BAKU!!!

  4. on 09 May 2019 at 10:02 pm4Ashtead Gunner

    Surprising what you can achieve when every player puts in a shift.

  5. on 09 May 2019 at 10:02 pm5Devon Stu

    ” We’ll be running round Baku with the Cup…..” Never ever thought I’d be singing that.

  6. on 09 May 2019 at 10:10 pm6OsakaMatt

    Great stuff!

    Did anyone see who was booked
    at the end? I hope it’s not a 2
    yellows suspension but I had no
    clue from my stream

  7. on 09 May 2019 at 10:13 pm7Mark Earle

    Oh yes!

  8. on 09 May 2019 at 10:17 pm8BB

    Get In!

    Keep Laca and Auba long term.
    Add a proper midfielder and defender.. And we’re going places!

    😀

  9. on 09 May 2019 at 10:17 pm9Cynic

    Surprisingly good win tonight but where was the finishing on Sunday when we really needed it? Anyway…

    If only this fella could have been involved with our opponents in the final, yu’d have had a cracking title for the blog

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/ca/3f/dfca3fa2a4f4e0e7723cf1caa08787eb.jpg

    Baku to the Futre

  10. on 09 May 2019 at 10:19 pm10bt8

    Masterful report and big personality too. 😀

  11. on 09 May 2019 at 10:21 pm11Bayonne Jean

    First Luis then Zappacosta with clearances off the line. Going into 2nd half of extra time.

  12. on 09 May 2019 at 10:33 pm12scruzgooner

    nearly to penalties at the bus stop. can chel$ki make it 4 from england in the european cup finals? or do we play frankfurt, who we can’t assume is playing above their level…

    we’re on our way to baku!

  13. on 09 May 2019 at 10:48 pm13Countryman100

    We can do the chavs. We’ve done it already this season.

  14. on 09 May 2019 at 10:50 pm14scruzgooner

    as they say, the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t.

  15. on 09 May 2019 at 10:50 pm15Bayonne John

    Fourth penalty kick by Wursts one of the worst ever.

    Maybe better to play the devil you know rather than the devil you don’t

  16. on 09 May 2019 at 10:53 pm16Countryman100

    Saturday January 19 2019

    Arsenal 2-0 Chelsea
    Lacazette and Koscielny

  17. on 09 May 2019 at 10:56 pm17BB

    Fitting sent off for Cech!

    Predicted 4 English teams in finals yesterday.

    What a way for Cech to retire with a trophy against his old club.

    😀

  18. on 09 May 2019 at 11:05 pm18TTG

    There was a lot of silly criticism of Auba on Sunday. His stats say he is tge most efficient striker in the strongest club league in the world. He and Laca are top quality and need Ozil at his best in Baku. He did well tonight .
    We are a better team than Chelsea and Emery has won this three times. Sarri has never won anything .
    Might Aaron possibly be fit for the?? final ?

  19. on 09 May 2019 at 11:06 pm19Goonersince54

    I see the thieving robbing rip off airlines,have jacked up prices for the CL final in Madrid.
    The neighbors and pool supporters,now looking at a min 1200 quid to get to Spain,as opposed to the normal from 100 to 200 quid.
    Airbnb cancellations all over the City with now revised bookings available at over 1,000 quid a night for a room.
    Hotel rooms up 500%.
    Each club only allocated about 16,000 tickets each.
    Absolute disgrace.
    We will see the same thing for our Final,airfares will be nosebleed prices,and good luck getting cheap accommodation except in a goat herders shed.!!

  20. on 09 May 2019 at 11:14 pm20scruzgooner

    heh, bayonne john…

  21. on 09 May 2019 at 11:14 pm21ATG

    Scruz,

    Too right we beat them before we can certainly beat them again Frankfurt proved to be a very tough oponent indeed!

    Great report Guvnor and with a style you never disappoint!

    Did somebody say goats? 😀

  22. on 09 May 2019 at 11:32 pm22arsenicDaemon

    This is the least we expected, am really glad to experience this day. No excuses now, glory is around the corner. COYG!

    10/10 for the traveling support. They proved to be the 12th man away from home. Fair play.

  23. on 10 May 2019 at 12:41 am23ATG

    Ali G surely has a place to stay with the goats that is 😀

  24. on 10 May 2019 at 1:08 am24Goonersince54

    Unbelievable that in a 69,000 capacity stadium in Baku,Arse and Chelsea supporters are being allocated a miserly 6,000 tickets each.
    What a fucking joke.

  25. on 10 May 2019 at 1:52 am25North Bank Ned

    Joyous report, Guv’nor.

    Good to have the we-can-score-more-goals-than-you-can Arsenal back.

  26. on 10 May 2019 at 1:53 am26North Bank Ned

    And Clive is on the money @24.

  27. on 10 May 2019 at 2:03 am27North Bank Ned

    For all the talk of four English clubs making the two European finals, very few Englishmen will. The bus stop in Fulham and us each had just one Englishman in the starting lineup in both semi-final legs, while the Neighbours and the Bindippers both had only three. Not one of the four managers is English, either.

  28. on 10 May 2019 at 3:46 am28bt8

    Will Mkhitaryan not be allowed to play in the final due to Azerbaijan politics? If so then UEFA should simply not allow Azerbaijan clubs to play in its tournaments.

  29. on 10 May 2019 at 5:35 am29ClockEndRider

    Or, and here’s a thought, not hold finals in countries at war? Or maybe hold the Europa Cup final in, er, Europe……

  30. on 10 May 2019 at 6:35 am30Dexter

    Yes!
    Brilliant result and decent performance!

    Now, we just need to beat Burnley 8 nill in Sunday!! 🙂

  31. on 10 May 2019 at 7:15 am31Dexter

    Ned

    Well if we hadn’t have suffered so many serious injuries we’d have had Holding and Danny in the team.

    We’ve missed half our 1st choice back 4 for half a season. Real shame, not least as Holding looked so assured and I think he can be an excellent defender for us for many years.

  32. on 10 May 2019 at 7:25 am32North Bank Ned

    Dexter@31: If fit, Holding would have started, but I am not sure about Welbeck.

  33. on 10 May 2019 at 8:03 am33OsakaMatt

    If Hector was fit AMN wouldn’t
    have started.
    Mr Being Difficult

  34. on 10 May 2019 at 9:54 am34Gunner_KS

    BB at 17
    I think Cech started with a cup win against Chelski and to finish in the same manner is more than fitting.

  35. on 10 May 2019 at 12:43 pm35Dexter

    Matt

    Haha! That was meant to be a separate point! We’ve basically had half our defence out!

    In terms of Welbeck, I think last night’s game is the exact kind of game suited to him.

  36. on 10 May 2019 at 1:08 pm36bt8

    ClockEndRider @29: Your solutions make such good sense I would suggest you ought to be in charge of UEFA but you may lack the proper levels of corruption. 😉

  37. on 10 May 2019 at 6:03 pm37bt8

    The better the performance the fewer the drinks. T’was ever thus.

  38. on 10 May 2019 at 6:15 pm38Trev

    Cheers Holic !

    And on to the Great British Baku Off.

    Chelsea bun, anyone ?

  39. on 10 May 2019 at 6:54 pm39bathgooner

    Excellent report maestro. As good an experience as watching the game when I got home at 11.30pm. Well worth sitting up until 1.30pm.

    I was genuinely extremely anxious about this game given our recent flakiness, our longstanding poor away form and the context of both the astonishing reversals of first leg deficits in the CL SFs and moreover the pressure of the other PL sides reaching their respective finals. I did think disaster was looming. Oh, ME of little faith! A very impressive performance from all involved, especially the spirit after their early goal and the refusal to let their heads drop. Well done all.

    BT had an interesting accidental experiment: for a few minutes the commentators in the stadium all lost their power supply so we Ian Darke was silenced and his commentary was replaced by a very pleasant conversation about the play between Martin Keown and John Hartson. Although he is by no means the worst commentator around, it was much more interesting to hear two sympathetic ex-pros discussing the game as it unfolded. They should do it regularly. (Not suggesting that all ex-pros would be acceptable though!)

  40. on 10 May 2019 at 6:55 pm40bt8

    If they had any Vietnamese players they would probably say bun u.

  41. on 10 May 2019 at 10:43 pm41Goonersince54

    I cannot believe after a great night in Spain,and Holic’s excellent summary of the match,that there are only 40 comments in the bar,and several of those by repeat posters.
    Baffling.
    But anyway,
    Happy birthday today to DB,our non flying Dutchman,who hits the big 50.
    Among the very best players ever to wear the shirt.

  42. on 10 May 2019 at 10:54 pm42OsakaMatt

    Dexter,
    🙂
    Actually, I agree with those 2
    points @35
    Ironically I also think being in the
    Ropey League cost us a top 4 place
    too. Though I’d take the trophy over
    finishing 4th – would I take the trophy
    over finishing above Spuds is another
    question

  43. on 10 May 2019 at 10:58 pm43Goonersince54

    And if you want to read how difficult a logistical exercise it will be getting to Baku,let alone how 45,000 season ticket holders are going to split just 6,000 tickets,go read the info on the Arse website.
    mind boggling.

  44. on 10 May 2019 at 11:11 pm44can't be arsed

    an hour and a bit
    WALK to the bar

    see us on telly

    a crooked hour home
    .
    baku
    if ye can afford it
    shut yer face
    GO
    and
    shut yer bastard non walking face
    .
    .
    .
    fuckin
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    .
    .
    .
    ?
    plenty
    and they’re enormoussssssssss

  45. on 10 May 2019 at 11:11 pm45TTG

    The reason drinks are down is the depression felt by Gooners over the Totts final appearance. Come June 2nd when we have the Europa League crown and a CL Place and Liverpool have stuffed Tottenham normal service will be resumed

  46. on 10 May 2019 at 11:13 pm46can't be arsed

    up
    down
    fuckin hills

  47. on 10 May 2019 at 11:15 pm47can't be arsed

    aww fuckin saint’s preserve us
    thunder Ts in

  48. on 10 May 2019 at 11:20 pm48can't be arsed

    .
    howdo m’lud

    nice
    .
    .
    may all your endeavours
    continue to soar

  49. on 10 May 2019 at 11:25 pm49can't be arsed

    though
    i had porridge for dinner
    and I’d like
    quite frankly
    an explanation

    if it isn’t too much

  50. on 10 May 2019 at 11:27 pm50can't be arsed

    only 1/2 expecting response

  51. on 10 May 2019 at 11:34 pm51can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am9wwsSiRuU

  52. on 10 May 2019 at 11:34 pm52can't be arsed

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am9wwsSiRuU

  53. on 11 May 2019 at 12:07 am53can't be arsed

    oh
    what a nice tune

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZBmXpgpXTw

  54. on 11 May 2019 at 12:08 am54Dorset Mick

    TTG@45,

    That’s it in a nutshell. Unfortunately, having to root for the bin dippers in the final makes it so much worse, too.

  55. on 11 May 2019 at 12:13 am55scruzgooner

    ttg@45, and if that’s the case, and the pl table finishes as it is today, the totts get europa league rather than champs league next year, because we will be in it…they’ll drop down, if i understand the rules allowing only 4 teams in the champions league from any one european league.

    that’s worth rooting for the reds in the final, certainly.

  56. on 11 May 2019 at 12:16 am56can't be arsed

    ahhh howdy dorset M
    have a tune
    ?
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnGiyRP6Sqc

  57. on 11 May 2019 at 12:23 am57can't be arsed

    .
    .
    full disclosure
    i think the whistling dentistry

    DUP
    Ballymena

    .
    perhapffffs Richie got his teethfffs done there
    .
    .
    who knowsffffsss

  58. on 11 May 2019 at 12:38 am58can't be arsed

    champs ?
    cramps !

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyZe2hy7Rbk

  59. on 11 May 2019 at 12:42 am59can't be arsed

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEZAivzl1Q

  60. on 11 May 2019 at 12:44 am60can't be arsed

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvLikiVraHE

  61. on 11 May 2019 at 12:51 am61can't be arsed

    poke the stick through the cage
    join us

    well me
    “Cos there’s no one else here”

    nuts abound

  62. on 11 May 2019 at 12:59 am62can't be arsed

    hate cover versions
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpg1HoupcDQ

  63. on 11 May 2019 at 1:07 am63can't be arsed

    .
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hh9whNOGvg

  64. on 11 May 2019 at 1:08 am64can't be arsed

    ?

  65. on 11 May 2019 at 1:13 am65Cynic

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDWZnv-xPpQ

    And so to bed

  66. on 11 May 2019 at 1:16 am66can't be arsed

    i lie
    i loathe them
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qutumndkdho

  67. on 11 May 2019 at 1:21 am67can't be arsed

    i met Lemmy
    nice fella
    bloody good bloke
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    (i did though – and he was indeed a nice fella and a bloody good bloke)

    Machines obsessed

    .
    GAMBLING !!!!
    just say no

  68. on 11 May 2019 at 1:29 am68can't be arsed

    another excellent mash up cynic
    must admit
    wouldn’t be the biggest fan of Bob Marley

    what does that make me on the internet

    .
    .
    d’ye know what – i’ve always prefered I and U – Roy
    .
    .
    what does that make me on the internet

  69. on 11 May 2019 at 1:34 am69can't be arsed

    .

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVIiQ8iNvKc

  70. on 11 May 2019 at 2:04 am70can't be arsed

    i tire
    i’ve tired
    i’m tired

  71. on 11 May 2019 at 6:25 am71OsakaMatt

    @45
    You may be right but generally the holicverse is
    busier when we lose it seems, we only sing when
    we’re losin. However, I think one reason that Gooners
    vent on here after defeats is that they know that
    they can generally get a reasoned response

  72. on 11 May 2019 at 6:28 am72OsakaMatt

    And we do have some reasons to be cheerful

    1) We’re already one step further than last season
    and in a European final

  73. on 11 May 2019 at 6:30 am73OsakaMatt

    2) we have one more win (20) already than last
    season and 4 more points. Not much but better than
    going backwards

  74. on 11 May 2019 at 6:30 am74OsakaMatt

    3) we didn’t buy Suarez, we only loaned him

  75. on 11 May 2019 at 6:31 am75OsakaMatt

    4) Leno has had a good first season and could be
    our keeper for a good 6 or 7 seasons

  76. on 11 May 2019 at 6:38 am76OsakaMatt

    5) Auba and Laca have both been among
    the goals for most of the season
    Not so easy to buy CFs for the PL – Morata at
    Chavski, Lukaku at Manure – but we have two.

  77. on 11 May 2019 at 6:43 am77OsakaMatt

    6) Holding and Hector will be back next season,
    and will make our defence immediately better

  78. on 11 May 2019 at 6:45 am78OsakaMatt

    7) UE has done creditably for a first season
    in the PL and will also have learned a lot. He can
    only get better next season

  79. on 11 May 2019 at 6:46 am79OsakaMatt

    8) we have a bunch of players around 20 years old
    who show great promise. Per & Freddie are doing
    well and it’s always good to see Gunners in the ranks.

  80. on 11 May 2019 at 6:48 am80OsakaMatt

    9) Torreira is an excellent player

  81. on 11 May 2019 at 6:50 am81OsakaMatt

    10) Ozil remains committed to The Arsenal

  82. on 11 May 2019 at 6:52 am82OsakaMatt

    Bit controversial that last one I know.

    But, just my opinion, he remains an excellent
    player

  83. on 11 May 2019 at 6:57 am83OsakaMatt

    11) We’ve just beaten Napoli and Valencia
    home and away. There are not that many teams
    capable of that, and it just shows the potential.
    UE will be better at managing the busy periods next
    season.

  84. on 11 May 2019 at 7:06 am84OsakaMatt

    A full XI of reasons to be cheerful, though it
    must be admitted that I haven’t mentioned
    the necessary cull this summer, the job
    of integrating new players into the side in the
    2019/20 season or the need to develop some
    of younger players more effectively next season.

  85. on 11 May 2019 at 7:15 am85OsakaMatt

    Also I haven’t mentioned it as a reason to be
    cheerful as it’s sad to see players go sometimes
    (sit down Mustafi I don’t mean you, or you Xhaka).
    However, considering the stick that’s been handed out
    for the Ramsey financial balls-up, it should also
    be mentioned that we have we have managed some
    players out very well – OG, Theo, Jack and Ox for example
    over the last year or two.
    It’s easy to look at one situation and say it demonstrates
    how useless everyone is etc etc etc but generally we have
    done well clearing out players lacking a little in durability or
    quality.

  86. on 11 May 2019 at 7:17 am86OsakaMatt

    Have you woken up yet cba?

    I am going to be reduced to posting bad songs soon
    to get up the ton

  87. on 11 May 2019 at 7:40 am87OsakaMatt

    Though I just remembered I haven’t put in
    my tuppence worth for team selection for
    the trip to Beautiful Burnley.

    Leno
    Jenks Mus Mavro Licht
    Guen, Willock
    Mkhi, Iwobi, Sako
    Nketiah

    Course, if we have a likely young left back
    then I wouldn’t mind instead of Licht.

  88. on 11 May 2019 at 7:41 am88bathgooner

    An excellent and indeed, uplifting series of reasons to be positive, OM. Thank you for those posts.

  89. on 11 May 2019 at 7:43 am89OsakaMatt

    I don’t see any of that XI starting against
    Chavski and would like a bench full of
    youngsters as well. A trip to Burnley would
    be good for the kids to see what happens
    when you don’t eat your greens and play
    football well.

  90. on 11 May 2019 at 7:45 am90OsakaMatt

    Though personally I would play Leno in the
    final and let Cech have his final game tomorrow.

  91. on 11 May 2019 at 7:46 am91OsakaMatt

    Thanks Bath, very kind of you sir.

  92. on 11 May 2019 at 7:50 am92OsakaMatt

    And sadly it seems likely that Mkhi will
    not make the trip. I can’t see what is any
    different from when we went to Azerbaijin
    in the group stages.

  93. on 11 May 2019 at 7:55 am93OsakaMatt

    I just realised that Elneny still didn’t
    get into my team @86 – how far can you fall?
    Possibly him instead of Guen then as
    Guen is likely to be on the bench in Baku.

  94. on 11 May 2019 at 7:57 am94OsakaMatt

    I also haven’t mentioned that 4-2 is my
    favourite score this season.

  95. on 11 May 2019 at 7:59 am95OsakaMatt

    And that I personally look set to be at least
    4th in my Fantasy League this season and
    depending on performances this weekend
    may finish as high as 2nd.

  96. on 11 May 2019 at 8:02 am96OsakaMatt

    Though in the interests of balance ( and also
    of knocking out another post) it should be
    admitted that there are only 6 of us in that
    particular Fantasy League.

    My brother-in-law is going to win again, damn
    him, but he supports West Brom so I suppose
    that into each life a little sun should shine.

  97. on 11 May 2019 at 8:06 am97OsakaMatt

    I wonder how Kieran is getting on at WBA?

    Of the play off teams you’d have to say Leeds
    deserve to win on performances over the season.
    But it seems Villa are the form team and look
    likeliest. I don’t mind if they come up as I have
    disliked Leeds since 1972, my brother in law is
    a Brommie, and Derby are managed by Lampard.

  98. on 11 May 2019 at 8:08 am98OsakaMatt

    Isn’t it always the way?

    An hour and 40 minutes ago I thought I
    had lots to say but now the ton approaches
    I’m reduced to Fantasy League and the
    Championship

  99. on 11 May 2019 at 8:08 am99TTG

    Firstly for information purposes fir CBA I was in Ballymena yesterday and nothing nasty happened to me. But I had no Guinness so maybe it did.
    The boy OM is a genius . I had exactly the same team but wondered if we could use Elneny somewhere. I also wondered if Martinez was eligible to play or be on the bench . Absolutely no need to use anyone good or slightly unfit tomorrow

  100. on 11 May 2019 at 8:11 am100OsakaMatt

    Sol Campbell came to mind !

    I wonder what odds you could get for a
    speculative wager on Sol as a future manager
    of Arsenal? I’d have said 500/1 about 6 months
    ago but perhaps only 50/1 now.

  101. on 11 May 2019 at 8:12 am101OsakaMatt

    That was handy TTG came along and helped
    me out. Thank you and a modest raise of the
    bat.

  102. on 11 May 2019 at 9:41 am102North Bank Ned

    OM@86: Jordi Osei-Tutu, Dominic Thompson and Cohen Bramall are the young left backs coming up through the ranks.

  103. on 11 May 2019 at 9:58 am103North Bank Ned

    Although Osei-Tutu has been playing right back more than left this season, with Thomson, Bramall and sometimes Julio Pleguezuelo playing on the left for the U-23s.

  104. on 11 May 2019 at 10:31 am104North Bank Ned

    TTG@98: Martinez’s loan at Reading does not technically end until the end of this month, although Reading’s season is run. The highly rated Arthur Okonkwo, who has trained with the first team this season, would be a possible alternative from among available young keepers.

    Do any of the denizens of this fine establishment have any insight into Emery’s choice for Leno’s back-ups next season? Martinez seems the most likely, but there is also Macey, who has been out on loan (as has Ospina, who has been in and out of the Napoli team), as well as Iliev and Okonkwo within the ranks. I assume any transfer funds will be used for outfield players rather than bringing in a keeper, unless one is available on a free (Joe Hart?).

  105. on 11 May 2019 at 10:58 am105Cynic

    10) Ozil remains committed to The Arsenal

    You were doing so well…

  106. on 11 May 2019 at 11:21 am106can't be arsed

    japan

    ye don’t win friends with multiposts

    .
    .
    you win weary acknowledging nods
    and eyes rolled to the sky

    money doesn’t work either
    sent baff a lobster once
    blew his nose on it
    called the police
    .
    .
    .
    this place sometimes
    is stoney ground
    half arse half cut pearls
    remain undived doved div for

  107. on 11 May 2019 at 12:03 pm107can't be arsed

    ballymena m’lud
    .
    dear sweet mother of god

  108. on 11 May 2019 at 12:13 pm108OsakaMatt

    “ye don’t win friends with multiposts”

    multiposters don’t need friends cba,
    we’re already waffling to ourselves

    although if that were true I shouldn’t
    have answered your post…. hmmm
    it’s a chicken and egg thing no doubt

  109. on 11 May 2019 at 1:10 pm109bt8

    London busses thing too.

    Like the drinks yesterday.

    I was only half expecting cba and OM to show up seeing as they were late. 😉

  110. on 11 May 2019 at 1:27 pm110bt8

    Belief.

  111. on 11 May 2019 at 1:27 pm111bt8

    Focus.

  112. on 11 May 2019 at 1:28 pm112bt8

    Concentration.

  113. on 11 May 2019 at 1:29 pm113bt8

    AKB.

  114. on 11 May 2019 at 1:30 pm114bt8

    Big personality.

  115. on 11 May 2019 at 1:31 pm115bt8

    Very difficult match.

  116. on 11 May 2019 at 1:31 pm116bt8

    UKB.

  117. on 11 May 2019 at 1:49 pm117bt8

    Hoping our injury situation improves a bit before Baku so we won’t have to patch together a side with duct tape and caulkasus.

  118. on 11 May 2019 at 3:52 pm118bt8

    Re: How Kieran Gibbs is doing at West Brom, a snapshot from Sky’s report on yesterday’s first leg playoff against Villa: “The Baggies were resolute and managing the game very shrewdly but Conor Hourihane’s quality strike levelled it up (76) before Jack Grealish won his team a penalty following a foul from Kieran Gibbs, which was converted by Tammy Abraham (79).”

    In the team at least.

  119. on 11 May 2019 at 4:00 pm119bt8

    Sky player ratings gave Gibbs 4 of 10, tied for the lowest ranked on either side.

  120. on 11 May 2019 at 4:09 pm120OsakaMatt

    Thanks for the info bt8.
    Not quite the impact Kieran
    was hoping for I suppose.
    At 2-1 down all is not lost.

  121. on 11 May 2019 at 5:01 pm121bt8

    I must admit to hoping Villa win promotion partly because they have a summer friendly here in Minnesota and I selfishly want to see them as a Premier League side.

  122. on 11 May 2019 at 5:36 pm122Dexter

    Ned

    Martinez has expressed his desire to be given a chance at being back up (at least) for the club, or he will go elsewhere. I think he has a shout. He seemed to do well for Reading.

    As for who plays Sunday, gawd knows? It’s so piss poor to think that we only had to win our last 2 home games and we’d have probably nicked 3rd, never mind 4th!

    Still there’s a chance that all three of the also fans *us, chavs n spuds) all lose tomorrow, to protect players for their respective finals.

    Wonder what odds you’d get for that treble?

  123. on 11 May 2019 at 5:37 pm123Dexter

    Rans even…

  124. on 11 May 2019 at 9:01 pm124bt8

    Highlights of the training photos on arsenal.com

    1. The appearance of a fit looking Danny Welbeck. It would be great if he gets a cameo for the traveling fans to send him off.

    2. On an apparently cold day the only player wearing short sleeves was Jenkinson. Could that be the last we see pf him?

  125. on 11 May 2019 at 9:09 pm125Gonerholic

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  126. on 11 May 2019 at 9:13 pm126North Bank Ned

    Dexter@122: We stick five past Burnley without reply and Everton do the neighbours 3-0 and fourth is ours. Stranger things have happened.

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