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Sunday Tittle Tattle And We Share Six Goals At The Wood

Jul 7th, 2019 by 'holic

Refreshed and tanned it is apt for me to recap on a week away, Arsenal style. I had hoped that things would have picked up on the week preceding it when precious little happened. Welcome to yet another Gunners close season.

After a quiet weekend we launched a shiny new kit on Monday. I have to say I have been swept along with the tide of joy about the return to Adidas. Quite apart from the great new strip I hope we are all to put the doubled sponsorship package to good use this summer. Yeah, I know…

I’m not sure I understand the furore that surrounded our £40 million bid for Wilf Zaha, in instalments dammit! Who would offer a transfer fee in instalments, for goodness sake, apart from every club and every deal known to man. Apart from when we signed Sol Campbell of course, when we offered the entire zero pounds and zero pence, up front in order to seal the deal.

We did, however, announce a shiny new signing. Gabriel (yes, another Gabriel) Martinelli joined us from Ituano in Brazil. Will the eighteen year old slot straight into the first team set-up, or get a grounding in U-23 football first? At this point we know not, other than the fact that given our reported financial situation we should see some young talent given the opportunity in the senior side in the coming months. The young Brazilian not surprisingly enthused about the move. Good luck lad.

“It is a dream since I was a child and also my family’s dream for me to be playing in Europe and playing for a big team like Arsenal. I am going to take this opportunity.”

Another young player was taking his development to the next stage by agreeing a season-long loan deal just down the road from me at Swindon Town. Daniel Ballard skippered the Gunners in Premier League 2 last season and earned a call-up to the Northern Ireland senior international squad. Hopefully I will get to see him at close quarters in the season to come before he returns to oust Sokratis Papastathopoulos from the first team.

Celtic’s signing of a left-back prompted the inevitable speculation about our reported bid for Kieran Tierney. Allegedly our initial £25 million offer isn’t acceptable to the Glasgow club. It’s far from certain that the young man is worth even that given his experience to date.

It wasn’t all about arrivals, potential or otherwise. David Ospina completed his move to Napoli so we have added a few pennies to the available funds. Whilst he never commanded the utmost confidence Ospina provided experienced cover for Petr Cech and lest we forget was in goal for our 2017 FA Cup Final win over Chelsea. Imagine beating them in a Final! Let’s hope David is able to nail down a regular starting berth at the Italian club. Good luck to the Columbian.

Back to incoming rumours, and the latest forward to be linked with us is Lucas Vasquez of Real Madrid. If this means we are considering releasing one of the current attacking pairing then someone, please reconsider that strategy. It’s almost as insane an idea as, say, buying William Saliba from St Etienne and loaning him back to the French club for next season. Really?

Finally the pre-season fixtures kicked off with the U23s match against their host club, Boreham Wood, in the Saturday sunshine. Two down in fifteen minutes, it’s fair to say we did not start on the front foot against the National League club. Close to half-time Matt Smith reduced the arrears, but the gap was back to two goals before the whistle blew thanks to a fine strike by Adam McDonnell.

It’s perhaps over-egging the pudding to say we needed a second-half response in the first friendly of the summer, but happily that is what we produced. Supersub Tyreece John-Jules levelled things with a low drive and a smart penalty kick after seeing his first attempt of the half cleared off the line.

Coming up, another week of intense speculation, and hopefully a shiny new signing, or heaven forbid, two. Might we also see further migration from the club, perhaps in the direction of Selhurst Park? We shall see.

Have a great Sunday, ‘holics.

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103 Responses to “Sunday Tittle Tattle And We Share Six Goals At The Wood”

  1. on 07 Jul 2019 at 12:44 pm1Noosa Gooner

    Nobody drinking?

    OK Holic, I’ll have a cold one and get some prawns on the barbie to get things started. 20 degrees in Noosa today – I hate Winter.

    UTA.

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  3. on 07 Jul 2019 at 12:52 pm3Cynic

    Much as I love the new shirts, there’s no way on this Earth I’ll pay £65 for a football shirt. Or any other article of clothing, including shoes.

    Fuck that.

  4. on 07 Jul 2019 at 1:08 pm4bt8

    Great post ‘holic you are back in style, on song, and it is clear as day your holidays did you a trick or two.

    Cynic. How about a pair of pre-owned socks for half the price? Washing could be part of the bargain.

  5. on 07 Jul 2019 at 1:11 pm5Cynic

    If they’re the 94/95 hooped Nike socks, I’ll be up for it. I need a new pair or two… Mine are still ok but gone in the fetlock. A bit.

  6. on 07 Jul 2019 at 1:41 pm6can't be arsed

    herself says there’s a bra she’s been trying to offload for ages iffin yer interested cynic

    she’s a busty woman is Mary
    so it’d be less of a clothing item
    more an air bnb opportunity

  7. on 07 Jul 2019 at 1:45 pm7can't be arsed

    throw in a pair of her drawers
    and
    the lesser Arsenal community
    could shelter from the elements rightly

    should they be rightly staked out

  8. on 07 Jul 2019 at 1:47 pm8can't be arsed

    6 and/or 7
    are lies

  9. on 07 Jul 2019 at 2:03 pm9can't be arsed

    it’s like the last time
    i shot a few people

    nobody believed me

  10. on 07 Jul 2019 at 2:08 pm10can't be arsed

    there’s a humming noise
    in here i said

    oh no
    ‘drunk again are we?’

    the patronizing return was

  11. on 07 Jul 2019 at 2:17 pm11can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2wuyP-XPE&app=desktop

  12. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:35 pm12North Bank Ned

    @8 as well, cba?

  13. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:38 pm13can't be arsed

    she’s her own woman
    is my Mary
    ned

  14. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:41 pm14North Bank Ned

    Glad to hear you are tanned, rested and ready, Guv’nor. Trust that means you are back to 100%.

  15. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:46 pm15North Bank Ned

    Juxtaposition of the possessive determiners noted, cba.

  16. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:46 pm16can't be arsed

    honestly
    it’s like there’s a heritage there
    generations of arsehole s
    thinking somehow cos they’re Irish
    everything falls from their internet pen
    is worthy of consideration

    how do these mickey mousers sleep ?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    poorly

  17. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:51 pm17can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkfXv-BJuLY&app=desktop

    had you spoken earlier ned
    you would have resided on the top shelf
    along with the Caledonian twosome

    another unbelievably clever cunt
    .
    ‘holic has done good work here

  18. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:53 pm18North Bank Ned

    Trouble in monkdom:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-48854460

  19. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:54 pm19can't be arsed

    oh
    right

    *summons Eric Morecambe*

    ARSENAL !!!!!!!!

  20. on 07 Jul 2019 at 3:57 pm20can't be arsed

    you’ll be grand , sunshine

    worse comes to the worst
    i can organise a shipment
    and send ye beer over too

  21. on 07 Jul 2019 at 4:34 pm21TTG

    Great you’re back Holic. Hope it was a good’un. I was in Scotland They have some great clouds there. Don’t need sun with that scenery in the Cairngorms .
    Interesting quote from Bouldy after yesterday’s game
    ‘ I’m really enjoying being back out on the grass and coaching, so I’m really happy.‘
    What was the last few years all about then, What a waste of a good Arsenal man. Let’s hope we don’t waste Freddie !

  22. on 07 Jul 2019 at 5:29 pm22Dexter

    The amount of transfer baloney is mind boggling! Theres no chance were interested in Vasquez, like we ain’t in for his Real team mate Ceballos either. All Madrid centric transfer rumours fed to their mates in the press so they can let clubs know whose available for transfer.

    I think the media doom and gloom is a bit previous given how the window is actually closed yet, but I reserve the right to go ape shit crackers if we’ve failed to sort our squad by the time the window has closed.

  23. on 07 Jul 2019 at 5:44 pm23can't be arsed

    100% dexter my friend
    baloney
    well said

    baloney

  24. on 07 Jul 2019 at 6:15 pm24can't be arsed

    my only revenge
    here
    is i run the music

    (i did provide all the gargle too – i really like doing that cos it’s one of the reasons i started homebrew ing years ago
    Cheapness )
    But my stout and wines various are really really good . It’s not like people are fighting with one another in the car here
    “You better say Mr Arsed’s nettle wine is delicious or you’re fuckin walkin home with a face recently detrimentally altered”

  25. on 07 Jul 2019 at 6:19 pm25can't be arsed

    no Scottish people today
    so i’ll have to make fun of meself
    .
    .
    .
    .

    i may be some time

  26. on 07 Jul 2019 at 6:27 pm26can't be arsed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDHczbgGgHY&app=desktop

  27. on 07 Jul 2019 at 7:29 pm27can't be arsed

    what ?

    WHAT ??

    ye listen to a record ONCE
    fuck off

    FUCK OFF

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=027ZJX5XVjs

  28. on 07 Jul 2019 at 7:57 pm28TTG

    I detest most Twitter , Instagram bollocks etc but I hear Mustafi has removed all references to Arsenal from his account. Could we be that lucky that he is finally off ?
    And Zaha has asked to fly home to England to sort out his future !

  29. on 07 Jul 2019 at 11:14 pm29Cynic

    Unfortunately you are wrongly informed. I just looked at his Twatter account and it’s wall to wall Arsenal

  30. on 07 Jul 2019 at 11:50 pm30TTG

    Cynic
    It is his Instagram account and apparently he ha# removed tge fact that he plays for us

  31. on 08 Jul 2019 at 12:00 am31Biscuitbum

    According to one report we are in for Frazer again while getting set to announce Vasquez this week! It’s all recycled BS. It makes sense to buy Saliba even if it’s for next season, as the lad is only 18 and likely to be out of our price range next summer. We are rumoured to have submitted another lowball bid, probably only marginally better than the previous one, and we will probably read that another club has stepped in and done a deal. Same with Tierney, who is the left back we desperately need, but are messing about for the sake of £5m.

    We are becoming such a laughing stock that nobody takes our bids seriously, and we are in danger of bringing in another collection of near-geriatrics in the last week of the window.

    BTW in case anyone hasn’t noticed:- Colorado Rapids – same points as the bottom club but having played a game more!

  32. on 08 Jul 2019 at 2:14 am32Osaka Matt

    Welcome back Guvnor.

    Completely agree that Zaha
    is not worth 80m of anyone’s
    money.
    I’ll be interested to hear about
    young Ballard’s progress,
    hopefully he’ll be a mainstay in
    the Swindon rearguard this
    season.

  33. on 08 Jul 2019 at 10:08 am33Cynic

    It is his Instagram account and apparently he ha# removed tge fact that he plays for us

    Well the first photo on that is him in our training kit but not being a follower of anyone on any social media, I dunno if that’s normal. Having almost no Arsenal I mean.

  34. on 08 Jul 2019 at 2:16 pm34bt8

    Mustafi gone puts us in the same spot we have been for some long and dreadful time now.

  35. on 08 Jul 2019 at 2:18 pm35bt8

    Apparently.

    Oh. By the way, where is my cod and chips?

  36. on 08 Jul 2019 at 3:29 pm36Trev

    Welcome back Mr Well Holicdayed !

    “Tierney is the left back we desperately need ….”

    Is he ? A very lightweight looking player who spent a large chunk of last season injured.

    I thought we were trying to get rid of them.

    What we are desperate for is for Mr Arsed, if he please can be, to get a crate of his home brew up to Josh’s office and wheedle the combination to the Password Draw out of him. Mind you, that might well be IN the Password Draw.
    That should give him access to dad’s banking App and that seems to be the only way we are getting any new players this window.

    Even our new Head of Recruitment hasn’t joined yet and we’re halfway through the thing now. Still, without that combination he won’t be recruiting anyone anyway. Except, of course, the one player we have signed, but we’ve already got rid of him back to France !

    What mess ? ?

  37. on 08 Jul 2019 at 6:46 pm37bt8

    Three goals conceded to a fifth tier club that just about managed to avoid relegation to the 6th tier last season. Are we setting a precedent or just not being serious, as per usual?

  38. on 08 Jul 2019 at 7:38 pm38Biscuitbum

    You’re right about Tierney. He’s an injury prone lightweight, so lets just leave him for Napoli to pick up. We’d be better off sticking with Nacho, and Kolasinac as back up. No lightweights there!

  39. on 09 Jul 2019 at 4:24 am39bt8

    Saliba deal seems to have been agreed, including the season long loan back to St. Etienne and delayed payment. Could be good. But only if it works out like pretty much everything else in life.

  40. on 09 Jul 2019 at 5:41 am40Dexter

    The club is being mismanaged by a combination of capitalist carpet baggers shmozzing scum bags and corporate chancers…

    Emery will lose patience soon enough and I wouldn’t blame him.

    Just play the kids Unai…

  41. on 09 Jul 2019 at 5:44 am41Dexter

    We need at least half a back 4, a winger and a midfielder and yet, theres no sign of any of the quality additions.

    It’s a good hob the new season is months away innit!!

  42. on 09 Jul 2019 at 6:58 am42OsakaMatt

    We haven’t even signed
    Tierney, Saliba and Zaha
    yet and I’ve already heard
    more than enough !

    We could line up next
    season with
    Emi
    Jenks, Mus, Calum, Kola
    Mkhi, Elneny, Xhaka, Iwobi
    Plus 2 forwards I’m happy with

    Course, I know that’s highly
    unlikely and just a sign of my
    own impatience and/or
    frustration

  43. on 09 Jul 2019 at 7:00 am43OsakaMatt

    But I wish to Dennis that we
    would get on with it

  44. on 09 Jul 2019 at 7:04 am44OsakaMatt

    And I should add I don’t mind
    Calum as a squad player but
    as DM cover and not as a CB

    Even if Saliba is going to be for
    next season we should still sell
    Mustafi and buy a CB.
    Kos, Papa & Holding is not enough
    for the season and too risky anyway.

  45. on 09 Jul 2019 at 7:13 am45OsakaMatt

    I get the idea that we were
    only a point off the Top 4
    last season but I don’t agree
    that it means we only need
    to make a few tweaks.

    But it’s good to see that
    Nketiah and Willock are moving
    up the squad numbers, although
    it’s a stretch I will take it to
    mean they are more integral to
    the squad this season

  46. on 09 Jul 2019 at 7:23 am46OsakaMatt

    If we do sell Xhaka and Elneny
    our CM options would be
    Torreira, Guen, AMN, Willock
    and Calum.
    Would that be good enough?
    Not a lot of PL experience or
    attacking threat in that quintet.
    But bags of promise, a lot of
    energy, tackling, speed and
    some quick feet

  47. on 09 Jul 2019 at 11:35 am47OsakaMatt

    To continue waffling – we
    definitely need a wide player.
    In an ideal world I’d like
    two more, as we are lacking
    on both wings.

  48. on 09 Jul 2019 at 11:38 am48OsakaMatt

    But possibly two would check
    Nelson’s progress plus we’re
    skint somehow.
    Fraser before Zaha for me
    but either would help.

  49. on 09 Jul 2019 at 11:46 am49OsakaMatt

    Also I’d like the club to clarify
    the situation with Kos & Nacho.
    I suppose UE will do that in pre-
    season – if he even knows.
    I wonder what he’s being told
    sometimes.

  50. on 09 Jul 2019 at 11:48 am50OsakaMatt

    Anyway, a tip of the hat and
    it’s off out for some Tuesday
    night drinking ?

  51. on 09 Jul 2019 at 2:22 pm51Dorset Mick

    Matt@47,

    We could also do with a goalkeeper and a defence!

  52. on 09 Jul 2019 at 4:19 pm52bt8

    It looks like those uppity American women upped a bit too much for Dutch satisfaction. Congratulations and bouquets where they are due, and especially for the most uppity final e is silent Megan Rapinoe who took the tournament by the horns as it (they) were.

  53. on 09 Jul 2019 at 4:26 pm53bt8

    At least if we sign Fraser he won’t be able to torment us twice a season for Bournemouth. Anything good he did for us would be like icing on the Scottish shortcake biscuit.

  54. on 09 Jul 2019 at 5:16 pm54TTG

    Welcome back Edu.
    Lots of Invincible DNA flooding back into the club .
    I have very high hopes of Willock. I thought he did phenomenally in Baku in difficult circumstances . I’d be happy if we could unload Xhaka and Mustafi. Ecstatic if Mkhi joins them

  55. on 09 Jul 2019 at 8:54 pm55Goonerholic

    The replay of the match at Boreham Wood just starting on Premier Sports 2 now. I will finally get to see it. ?

  56. on 09 Jul 2019 at 9:06 pm56bt8

    The head of recruitment has been sighted scouting bats in hell and reports there are some elusive wingers in those parts.

  57. on 09 Jul 2019 at 10:23 pm57bt8

    Unverified report I should say. With a name like Boreham Wood I imagine their head of recruitment might be looking hopefully at a few termites…

  58. on 09 Jul 2019 at 10:44 pm58Dexter

    Welcome back Edu indeed Edu

  59. on 10 Jul 2019 at 12:43 am59OsakaMatt

    @51
    Completely agree Mick. I have
    no faith in Emi as back up and
    we must find a CB

    @54
    Well certainly I’ll welcome back
    Edu. I liked him as a player but
    the description of him as a real
    Arsenal man by the club is a
    stretch. He isn’t to me and the
    appointment is about 5 months
    too late. Grumpity grump grump

  60. on 10 Jul 2019 at 2:41 am60bt8

    Bullet train to Fukuoka.

    You are welcome.

  61. on 10 Jul 2019 at 3:43 am61OsakaMatt

    Nice place Fukuoka, great food 🙂

    Now, I’ve had my coffee and feel a bit
    more human…..
    It’s good Edu is in place, and I like that
    we have him working with Per, Freddie
    and Bouldy. Hopefully, they can get
    a higher number of young players coming
    through and fill some of the gaps in the
    senior squad for UE every season.

    Not sure how much impact he can have
    in the last few weeks of the window this time
    round but I will live in hope.

    Hell is a small town in Norway.

  62. on 10 Jul 2019 at 4:10 am62North Bank Ned

    Ornstein says Saliba move from Sainte-Etienne is close, which should mean it is a done deal. One for the future though as the 18-year old will be staying put on loan for a season at least.

    https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48920561

  63. on 10 Jul 2019 at 4:14 am63North Bank Ned

    But Japan’s best food is your way, OM. You can’t eat better in the country than in the Kansai.

  64. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:39 am64OsakaMatt

    That’s what the local Osakans
    always tell me Ned 🙂

    Good news that Saliba may finally
    be done – with him, Rob and Mavro
    we’ve now got 3 high potential
    young CBs.

    I heard that Hector is a month ahead
    of schedule in his recovery and is
    targeting Villa on 22nd September
    for his return. Good news too, we’ve
    missed him on the right.

  65. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:49 am65OsakaMatt

    Seems Eriksen can’t find
    another club, has to stay
    a poor little spud.

  66. on 10 Jul 2019 at 7:33 am66TTG

    Funny how poor the grapevine on transfers is fuelled by the media.
    Someone sent me a picture yesterday of Huss Fahmy and the club Doctor at London Colney yesterday . Apparently Saliba was already there for a medical.
    Yet a lot of the press is claiming Saliba is flying in today . I suspect he is signed, sealed and delivered already. Not that we will see him for a while.
    I hope Edu is familiar with the term ‘ pig’s breakfast ‘

  67. on 10 Jul 2019 at 8:59 am67iBtM

    The icing on the Scottish shortbread biscuit is no more bt8. Someone left that cake out in the rain, and I don’t think we’ll have that recipe again 🙁

  68. on 10 Jul 2019 at 11:03 am68Cynic

    I hope Edu is familiar with the term ‘ pig’s breakfast ‘

    He had about four years playing with the likes of Stepanovs and Cygan, so he’s more than familiar.

  69. on 10 Jul 2019 at 11:12 am69Trev

    Oh no, iBtM,

    oh nooooooooo.

  70. on 10 Jul 2019 at 12:03 pm70North Bank Ned

    Running one step ahead, Trev, as we follow in the dance.

  71. on 10 Jul 2019 at 12:42 pm71Dexter

    Cygan was a good defender, just no way suited to our high line, given his lack pace. He was part of a very good defence in spain before he joined us.

    Hes definitely been scape goated unfairly.

  72. on 10 Jul 2019 at 1:22 pm72Trev

    iBtM, Ned,

    Do you recall those yellow cotton shirts ?

    Cos we got that recipe again – Adidas are back and looking good ??

  73. on 10 Jul 2019 at 4:59 pm73can't be arsed

    ya buncha big girl’s blouses
    ?

  74. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:07 pm74can't be arsed

    cotton tinted glasses trev

    cotton ?
    cotton , is it ?
    COTTON ?

    send the cunts out in duffel coats

    .
    lazy rich bad haircutted bastards
    .
    .
    .
    WHY I OUGHTTA !

  75. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:13 pm75can't be arsed

    .
    .
    next we’ll be descending the fa cup bus
    in matching gownless evening straps

    .
    get a grip fellas
    .
    .
    for the
    love
    of
    god
    .
    GET A GRIP !

  76. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:15 pm76can't be arsed

    .
    .

    wallopers !

  77. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:17 pm77can't be arsed

    ye don’t wanny be
    .
    .
    .
    .
    FOCUS !

  78. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:19 pm78can't be arsed

    .
    .
    FOCUS
    .
    .

  79. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:19 pm79bt8

    Thin strap tank tops formerly the girlfriends doncha know

  80. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:22 pm80can't be arsed

    .
    .
    .
    and no
    this isn’t gonna end
    with
    a hilarious
    “oh but a do like the new kit”
    aside

  81. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:26 pm81can't be arsed

    well
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH 8ball

    whole world could see
    a man actively involved
    in wearing out his welcome

    and

    you saunter in

    .
    .
    .
    well
    CONGRATULATIONS
    fella

    .
    .
    .
    enjoy yer new blouse

    .
    .

  82. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:29 pm82can't be arsed

    ye see ‘holic
    this is the problem

    people come here in good faith

    and

    .
    .
    .

  83. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:31 pm83can't be arsed

    to be honest
    flabber totally gasted
    you encourage this shite

  84. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:32 pm84bt8

    Sweet mother of god if I were the British people I would Brexit from Churchill’s famous “special relationship” with the American people until the latter get rid of the dictator

  85. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:33 pm85can't be arsed

    .
    i’m sure i’ll learn to love again

    but

    big man
    it ain’t gonna be easy

  86. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:35 pm86can't be arsed

    well 8ball
    isn’t facilitating
    my adjournment to the fainting chair

    is he ?

  87. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:36 pm87can't be arsed

    see 82

  88. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:37 pm88bt8

    Adjournment?

  89. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:39 pm89can't be arsed

    .
    there simply aren’t enough
    dirty looks and TUTS
    in the world
    .

  90. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:40 pm90bt8

    Q. How many people do you need to make up a critical mass of drinkers?

    A. Is cba involves?

  91. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:42 pm91bt8

    Involved, should be.

  92. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:45 pm92can't be arsed

    there aren’t
    .
    .
    “they come over here”
    “they take our big green hats”

    “they pester me at me front bastardin door about ancestor cunts nobody gives a monkey’s flyin fuckin tit about”

    .
    .
    and
    other stuff like that

  93. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:46 pm93bt8

    Fashion industry glitterati every one

  94. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:51 pm94can't be arsed

    “hey , my names McLaughlin . Do you mind if i ask you is your name McLaughlin . I’ve done some research and it lead me here ”

    .
    “No it’s not ”
    .
    “Any chance I could wear you down within a minute and force you to put up with me and fuckin elmer fudd here and Whaddya know the rest of the fuddettes ………

  95. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:54 pm95bt8

    Pardon lord my excesses and shortcomings
    And my one too manys and not enoughs

  96. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:55 pm96bt8

    And my sudden catholic interludes

  97. on 10 Jul 2019 at 5:56 pm97can't be arsed

    fuckin big softy me
    apart from the REALLY arrogant ones

    oh there have been altercations !
    Holy Fuck there have

    .
    normally
    the nice ones
    i make them some soda bread
    and bullshit to the heavens

    hoping they’ll take it as gospel
    and spread it among
    the 14th generation paddys they belong to

  98. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:00 pm98can't be arsed

    but
    the entitled loud ones
    oh my

    arrogant beyond belief
    thankfully
    they are in the minority

    and indeed lucky
    to make it 100 yds in their USS Betterthanyou hats

  99. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:02 pm99can't be arsed

    so
    .
    .
    ARSENAL
    .
    .
    .
    how far along have we got with that ?

  100. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:09 pm100bt8

    Don’t mind if I (or you) do

  101. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:13 pm101can't be arsed

    8ball
    no better man

    proud to bullshit with you
    ?
    .
    .
    .

  102. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:19 pm102Goonerholic

    I’m on the rampage this evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  103. on 10 Jul 2019 at 6:19 pm103bt8

    cba interviews to be the Arsenal kit man.

    Yes I have a number of innovative ideas and the first one is to send the players, cunts should have said, out in duffel coats.

    Red and white ones, presumably?

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