Posted in tongue in cheek on May 3rd, 2016 161 Drinks »
Well, that was very funny, wasn’t it? I think last night provoked the most astonishing range of emotions, and that it ended with most of the football world delighted was a bonus. For one evening the warring factions of Arsenal social media were united by a shared hatred. Great, I thought, I can write all […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Aug 12th, 2015 147 Drinks »
For weeks we were treated to fillet, the pre-season dining was fine, Three weekends, three trophies, we did it, and toasted the Gunners with wine. So on Sunday the train journey eastwards, was filled with the growing belief, That The Arsenal were destined for trophies, a title perchance, oh relief. Now the first […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Apr 1st, 2015 16 Drinks »
Arsenal Football Club and official Club partner PUMA have unveiled a world first; the Left-Footed evoPOWER Football. Designed exclusively for Arsenal, the Left-Footed evoPOWER Football was created to increase the accuracy, power and precision of a left-footed player. In a game currently dominated by right-footed players and right-footed equipment, the Club felt it was crucial to […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jan 28th, 2015 197 Drinks »
I heard you all. You were saying “I wish Arsene would sign a central defender”. There were doubters amongst you, I know. “He won’t open his piggy bank. Come back in Ten Years Time.” Le Boss heard the debate and understood. “Sometimes it isn’t easy to get the deal done, but if I can find […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Sep 2nd, 2014 330 Drinks »
‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, every brain was thinking, Arsene. Man or mouse? Some laptops were broken, their batteries dead; the ice bucket challenger had some ice on his head. What’s this? The anguished cry of so many, no central defender? the man is a Benny! No beast of a […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 8th, 2014 160 Drinks »
On a balcony in Rio Arsene sips at his morning coffee and chuckles to himself. He is reading just the first page of NewsNow. Aymeric Laporte, David Marshall, Calum Chambers, Carlos Vela, David Ospina, Loic Remy, Clement Grenier, Morgan Schneiderlin, Antoine Griezmann, Mario Balotelli, Romelu Lukaku, Alvaro Morata, Danilo, Lorenzo Insigne, Karim Benzema, Iker Casillas. […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 5th, 2014 226 Drinks »
Another day, another Twitter storm about that Catalan bloke. It drives me nuts. Almost as much as people moaning about the fact that Twitter is all about that Catalan bloke. A contradiction? You bet I am. Over the course of the past season I got swept along with the highs of the 2013 part of […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jul 24th, 2013 352 Drinks »
It seems there is only one topic of conversation today. I am denying any responsibility despite having somewhat mischievously mooted the prospect of Luis Suarez as a potential target on the end of season Google hangout with Arseblogger, GS from Gunnerblog, and Andrew Allen. Generally forgotten, it seems, has been the second part of my […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 23rd, 2013 230 Drinks »
In the absence of tangible news I have been out and about asking my musical influences what their take is on the Arsenal rumours of the day. Of course in reality they know no more than the rest of us, but they do have opinions that I respect. Some of them were clearly ahead of […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 20th, 2013 169 Drinks »
It’s an awkward time. I’m some distance from the place where the deal is likely to be concluded. I am having to wait to see what will happen as new arrivals are anticipated in July. That means I might not get my business completed by August. I have a budget which can be supplemented should […]
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