Posted in tongue in cheek on Jan 7th, 2008 8 Drinks »
The first part of this article prepares for Wednesdays Carling Cup semi-final first leg clash with a detailed report of Tottenham’s wins over Arsenal this century. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Part Two. And If You Know […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Nov 18th, 2007 12 Drinks »
You may have noticed a theme developing during the week. The Sunday newspapers have taken on an altogether a different hue, however, since those jolly fine and upstanding Israelis defeated those desperately unlucky Russians. The stories declaring Arsenal as the most destructive force in international football led by the anti-Christ that is Arsene Wenger have […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Oct 4th, 2007 7 Drinks »
I am deeply indebted to the Daily Mirror for some insightful reporting into Chelsea’s Champions League clash at Valencia. Strangely, apart from the result, I am unable to fully grasp the nature of the Chelsea performance. I am however treated to the views of Mrs Cheryl Cole, and what an indictment of the education system […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Sep 22nd, 2007 5 Drinks »
I would like to put on record my gratitude, and that of many Arsenal supporters, to Schillings, corporate lawyers extraordinaire. But for their sterling efforts I suspect that the articles penned by Craig Murray and Bloggerheads would not now be freely circulating the Arsenal community, and the entire blogosphere and beyond. The story also made […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Aug 21st, 2007 4 Drinks »
An international week brings an opportunity to start planning ahead. Christmas was always going to be a tricky operation this year given the fixture computers warped sense of humour. Tottenham at the Grove on the Saturday before Christmas, I ask you! I know it is our turn to travel north and visit the grandholics. Careful […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 27th, 2007 2 Drinks »
Royal Mail chiefs have joined the clamour for Arsenal to secure the future of Arsene Wenger as the proposed strike action by postal staff looms large. Hot on the heels of losing the prestigious Amazon contract the Postal bosses now fear the loss of further mail traffic after Thierry Henry’s sensational departure. Sid ‘Harry’ Potter, […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Jun 10th, 2007 1 Drink »
I have to apologise to a friend in Fleet Street for sharing the contents of a personal discussion over a vat of something fortified and sickly yesterday. On Monday Arsene Wenger is expected to announce that he has reached agreement with Arsenal over a new twelve year extension to his current contract and that all […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on May 16th, 2007 4 Drinks »
It is that time of year, and with the greatest of pleasure I announce the winner of the first ‘Holic Player of the Season award…(struggles to open envelope)… Surely there can be no doubt that the goalkeeper of the magnificent, all-conquering, quadruple-winning Arsenal Ladies team is a worthy recipient of such an accolade? ‘Holics everywhere, […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Apr 16th, 2007 Comments Off on Cesc Stands Accused
I am indebted to Kevin Nolan for his insight into Cesc Fabregas, and I quote, “one thing he needs to sort out is he loses his temper a bit too much. He does it at the wrong time. When he is losing he starts to lose his rag”. In order to satisfy myself that Nolan […]
Posted in tongue in cheek on Feb 13th, 2007 Comments Off on If Carling Did Spam….
Forgive me for contacting you via this medium, but it would appear your spam filter is preventing our direct negotiation. My name is Charles Holic, my mother died when I was a baby, and since then my father was poisoned to death on October 2006, by his business associates in one of their outings on […]
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